Post sperg stories >be working on a group project >friend

Happened to me too
>sitting with 2 roasts and beta manlet
>they talk about how skinny the guy is in front of him while I do nothing
>"wow you're thin, kinda like anon but atleast anon is tall"
>"what do you mean, anon is a pretty big guy"
>"f-for you"

>>38210239
My friend met his room mate baneposting at a girl in college. Now they're roomies and I moved in with them too, and we're great friends

>>38210524
That's great anon! I wish i had such friends.

>go to the store to pick up lunch before work (forgot to prepare lunch the day before and didn't have the time/ingredients in the morning)
>cashier greets me with "hi"
>live alone, haven't said anything after leaving work the day before
>can only muster a very silent "hi" back since vocal chords haven't opened yet
>people think I'm some antisocial weirdo who can't talk to girls

>in grade school
>spend every recess walking around the school endlessly in a circle
>don't talk to anybody
>teachers notice me
>tell my parents
>parents yell at me until i promise not to walk around anymore
>spend my recesses alone hiding behind the school

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>middle school
>roastie crying over some stupid shit
>read too many mangos and thought I could be cool
>try to comfort her
>say keep a stiff upper dick
>fubard proverb
>WHAT THE FUCK ANON
>chads and stacys tell at me
>call me a creep
>never popular

>>38210973
It is your FAULT FOR BEING A. LITTLE GAY FAGGOT