That one compliment that you received ages ago you still cling

>>38215509
some anon said my OC was good about a a week ago. still riding that high

>>38215509
hahahahahahahahahahaha this post is so laughable and cute

>every guy wanting to introduce me to his parents

>telling me i'm the girl his parents dreamed of / would love etc etc i could go on and write a novel about these things but i'm good :)

>>38215509
>2 and a half years
this
I still think back to when I was in college and this girl used to like me and she would talk to me all the time.
the memory of not being worthless never fades

>>38215558
sounds like your picking sissy queermo losers or are literally 11

>used to go to church camp every year
>they have an extremely competitive rec activity each day
>have tard strength and wreck shit
>tug of war
>in the "anchor" spot
>literally crawling with the rope tied around me
>wreck shit
>we go undefeated
>after winning the last match I get up
>everyone huddles around me giving me hugs and telling me how cool I am
>some girls kissed me on the cheek
>remember that moment 8 years later like it was my gold medal because I haven't done anything with my life since

>>38215575
I'm not fond of homosexuals. What?

>11th grade
>fat girl has cute friend
>fat girl keeps trying to get my attention and I ignore her
>cute friend starts to talk to me while she's with her fat friend
>she does this because she thinks it will be easy for a girl like her to get attention from a loser like me
>ignore both of them
>toward the end of the school year the cute girl starts trying to talk to me alone as if she cared about my life and shit
>still ignore her
>looking back on it all soothes my soul to this day

"Nigga, why you always is"

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>>38215758
>still ignore her

y-yup..

I can't remember any.

oh yeah i do from back in middle school 6 years ago im still thinking about all the girls that flirted with me

>>38215509
>getting complemented
>other than your mother
how painful

>>38215509

various comments from girls I've fucked about how big my dick is. It's all I have.

My mom and aunts keep telling me that I'm handsome, that counts right?

>>38215509
>you have really deep, caring eyes
Every time I look in the mirror I just see damn tired, dead fish eyes. Hell, I don't think the girl who told me that even meant it. But in a way, I still kinda cling to it...

a kind of chad friend told me if I cut my hair I would be a lady killer when I was 16. that's about it really

I have a deck of cards, and my ex girlfriend wrote something she liked about me on every card.
I'll post it sometime later as a testimony to what I have lost

I am probably the most liked person at the grocery store that I work at. I receive compliments literally every day. I have no shortage of people thinking I'm amazing.

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As a teenage girls used to tell me I was adorable, like a cute little brother.

Probably explains why I have a straight shota fetish now.

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>>38215509
>at my friends house
>she has this weird creepy brother
>she says how he just sits in his room all day and how she can hear him masturbate to children
>tells me he's been talking about killing himself lately
>asks me if i could help her out by making him feel better about himself
>asks me to tell him he's hadsome or something
>i dont want to because im afraid he will rape me
>friend says she'll do my nails if i do it
>fine
>we hear his door open
>he's carrying soda bottles with yellow liquid in them to the bathroom
>stacy pretends to show me around the house
>we wait 5 minutes outside of the bathroom listening to him emptying the bottles
>the door knob finally turns
>her 300lbs greasy brother in an anime shirt stumbles out with his body pillow
>as he passes by i gag from the smell of sweat, piss and dried cum
>say "since when was your brother so hot?"
>he stops for a second and forms a huge grin
>enters his room and locks the door

At least i got my nails done

I once sent a picture of my penis to a gay friend of mine. He said I had a really nice peepee.

>>38215509
I had a really hot MILF sexually assault me at a neighborhood party three years ago. I was really uncomfortable, but it was also the only time anyone has shown sexual interest in me so it's one of my best memories.

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>>38216360
oh my... originally

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>>38215509
>Go to Panama for some wedding (someone I was hardly related to was getting married)
>Only blonde there, older girls think I'm cute
>Walking to restaurants, Spic girls yelling stuff in Spanish
>One bends down and pecks my cheek
Too bad that's some of the best luck I've ever had with girls in my life

>>38216360
Nobody can say that you didn't try to mock OP, but it was still an horrible attempt.

>>38216505
Go back to Panama you stupid cumskin.

>>38216505
How blonde are you? Platinum blonde or dirty blonde?

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>>38216769
Light blonde

>>38215509
>disgusting ass blonde vampire looking bitches

ew gross! they even have nasty looking skin

>>38215509

I once went to a bar with my hot but crazy girl roommate, who had an even hotter friend. I'm a skinny dork but I was dressing well. Her friend mistook me for some sort of mysterious hipster, when in reality I was just a mean, mentally-ill alcoholic porn addict.

Her friend specifically requested me to come out. She was wearing a skin-tight dress and long story short I made out with her and my roommate, in front of each other at the bar. Touched boobs. I was suicidally not-caring and they were hotter than me but both very depressed and also alcoholics

Then my roommate drove me home drunk and I never called the hot girl because I was scared