Who/mischief/ here? >use handicap bathroom Original not

>>38220712
>rub my fingers in my ass and then on a customers food before cooking it
Hahah, that's the spice of life fuckers

>>38220712
If you lurk /r9k/ you're handicaped

I actually did this a few days ago

It was because the mens bathroom was being cleaned and the sign outside said to use the handicap one instead, but I'm still mischievious for it

>>38220712
>go to lap swimming pool
>swim slowly in the fast lane

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>be on trail
>shit in middle of it
>hide behind bushes
>see girls step in it

>How's your day going anon?
>I'm doing great how's your day going?
Haha I'm actually doing complete shit and want to hang myself.

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>rent from Redbox
>did not rewind the Blu-ray

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>"you need to smile more, anon!"
>don't

>>38220712
who eat dick morning noon and night here?

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>>38220712
>stop being sad
>depression isn't cured
Haha, I really got 'em

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>wearing socks with sandals

>>38220847
Why is "socks and sandals are bad" a meme?

>>38220873
because it looks shit you autist

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>>38220941
>autism insult on /r9k/
to what end
it's pretty innocuous to me, it seems better than them showing off gnarly toenails at least

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>talk about how I'm alone on /r9k/ and have no one to talk to
>actually text a girl I like for hours at a time