>Be your typical /r9k/ robot ex-shutin beta >Except tried

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>>38281206
cont

>Follow and intercept her like suave Latino Lover
>"H-h-hey"
>"Y-y-you f-f-from around here?"
She says she's not
>A-a-a-ah ok then, I'm a local here
>She's looking at me questionably
>Nothing's coming out, my mouth shivering, mom's spaghetty falling out
>Literally mumble " I-i-i'm kind of autistic"
>"U-u-uh I-i-i'm just assuming things b-b-b-but because of your e-e-ear rings you see..."
>"Uh-oh w-w-would you....
>W-w-would you like to trip acid with me tomorrow?"
>She say's she's sorry but she's already here with someone
>Says she Hopes i have i nice time
>I start my panicked exit maneuver
>"I-i-it's ok, it's ok, np"
>Unironically mutter "I'm sorry for the autism and autistic situation"
>Walk at my fastest pace for 10 minutes to make sure i get away from her as far as possible
>mfw

>Asking random qts on the street if they want to do drugs with me
Is this the beginning of a new and beautiful mental illness, lads?

>>38281227

I read all of that. You're an excellent storyteller OP. I'm in physical pain now.

funny story. you sound like you bother your friend a bit though with the self-deprecation. if you want some advice, take kratom. you shake a bit but you will be much smoother. don't tell anyone, it's for autismos only. lost my virginity on it

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>>38281227
>asking a girl to take drugs with you as one of the first things you say to her

this is totally not sketchy at all!
in fact it makes you seem like a very trustworthy guy, keep it up OP!

>>38281227

dont worry op. everyone fucks up from time to time. nice story btw

Wew fuckin laddie op

>>38281206
>>38281227
DONT GIVE UP
just try more

Where do I like, subrice and peace?

Everyone is complimenting your story telling ability! That's cool for you, I guess they might be exaggerating because they think you have low self-esteem though. Who knows

>>38281206
I'm astonished that you didn't get the police called on you. You essentially screamed that you were going to rape and murder her and leave her ravaged corpse in the woods.

Nice try but clearly the execution was terrible.

>>38281349
Doing it will make you look like an openminded and spontaneous person.

Friend here.

All I can say is laugh about it. Life experience. Your assumptions on the
percieved social situation do not matter. Its irrelevant since your perception is coming from the void.

You did the right thing. Do it again. Dont considerate on how or what. Dont think of how you come ascross.

Just do.404