>be me
>no family, no friends, no azn gf
>wisdom teeth surgery
>need someone to be there
But doc I don't have anyone. Literally.
>be chad dr
>anon just call anyone, even an old girlfriend
Old "girlfriend"? tfw
I tried to apply for a job today and I got badgered about adding a reference person and I don't know anyone at all.
I'm obviously not going to get a call back now because I blubbered like a fucking retard trying to come up with an excuse.
Maybe I'm better off just wasting away.
>>38359670
Just make someone up. "Stacy Chadderson, 5.5.5-8.6.7.-5.3.0.9."
>>38359700
Yeah I will now, it just slipped my mind at the time and when they brought it up I spilled my spaghetti.
>>38359783
could also just kys
>>38359799
I'm too scared to do that
>>38359115
So what happened in the end? Did you get the surgery?
>>38360211
No I literally don't have anyone. Like this isn't a joke they won't do it without me being a popular Chad who has a bunch of friends in the waiting room. I guess I could hire a prostitute
happened to me as well
i needed three references name and phone number for a job.
lied on all of them and they didnt check i got the job cause theyre desperate