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I live in an apartment complex in NYC with very thin walls
The young couple down the hallway from me are screaming at each other. It's been going on for like 5 minutes and shows no signs of stopping. I don't think it's physical but I just heard a loud crashing noise, like something being knocked off a table.
I only know it's this same couple because when they aren't fighting, they're having INCREDIBLY loud sex. They are seemingly the only people in this building who don't realize/care that you can hear someone sneeze from like 4 rooms away.
What should I do?
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>>38359192
Get out of the NY and move somewhere affordable
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>>38359192
Put earphones on and hide under blankies. Normies are freaks.
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bust through their door and throw piss bottles on them
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Very loud gay porn every time they're making noise.
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The guy keeps going "PROVE TO ME THAT YOU LOVE ME" now. I have no idea where this is going.
>>38359242
I go to school in the city
>>38359284
The doors are much thicker than the walls, I'd have a better shot at kool-aid man'ing my way in
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Glue their keyhole.
Stick a piece of wood or paper into the intercom button so it gets stuck and rings until they go outside and get it out.
Put nutella all over their door handle.
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>>38359192
Just file a noise complaint, anon.
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Write profanity and racial slurs on their door
>also carve in a swastika
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Call the police and tell them you think he's hitting her.
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>>38359192
why does it bother you? just turn on music or go out.
>retard generation born
>raised to be quiet and dumb
>faced with some muffled noises in the real world, break down crying and blogging
you're in university and it's thursday night why the fuck are you listening in on some trashy couple?
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>>38359192
Call the police. Get her bf arrested. That's when you make your move.
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op, burst into their home and counsel their relationship
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