"Son, isn't it about time you got a job? All you have

>>38359573
was expecting handshake
made me chuckle

That's literally how I got my job, no joke. I just walked in, asked if they had any jobs, and I was hired 5 minutes later. This happened last year and it was a locally owned small business, tho, but it's still possible as long as you're not a complete failure at life.

>>38359637
hey there reddit. is your site back up yet?

>>38359573
T-t-thanks daddy, I'll t-t-try tomorrow

>>38359729

>Admits to jerking off a dude

lol

>>38359573
Thats how I got my job. Now all I have to do is kneel naked under my bosses desk and give him blowjobs whenever he feels like one.

>>38359573
Handjob? Wtf dad

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>>38359573
Like a handjob is going to be enough to get a job in this economy, pops.

>>38359729
jesus christ, I want a job but have some fucking standards, man

>>38360831
I'd take it up the ass for a decent $30k job on the spot. I wish it was that easy.

>>38361094
Go work at a warehouse, call center or any job making $15 an hour. That's 31k-ish a year. Perfect salary for a beta provider.

>>38360664
He's paying for my HRT and girly clothes too.

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>>38359573
"Come in, anon, it's time for your job interview. Heh-heh-heh, you don't wan to be a worthless NEET loser forever, do you?"

wat do?

>>38361588
Take photo, sue the company for sexual harassment.

>>38361595
>Accept multimillion dollar payout.
Make your parents proud!

>>38361588
Succ like ive never succ'd before.

>>38361783
> succumbing to white cock

Do you even BBC? It's like you you're a terrible human being.

>>38361811
Sorry. Not into disease ridden nigger dick.