School story thread Funny,sad,cool I don't care

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i wanna see some stories

It was all so insignificant anon.

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Bumpin for stories

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i've told this one so many times

>be me
>13
>canadian
>three girls walk up to me
>there were in my homeroom class
"what are you reading anon?"
>scott pilgrim vs the world
>one of the girls is a huge fan of the series
>5 more girls come by
>presumably friends of the girls
>bell rings
>friends told me what they saw
>3 girls and 5 more
>mfw

I was told by telling that story that I pretty much opened up catnip for girls

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another one from me

>be me
>6th grade
>sat next to a cool kid
>asks me how manly I am
>panic
>almost no pit hair,no muscles.
>in a panic I flash my dick.
>realize what I did few minutes later
mfw I realized what I did and remembering it

we all went to school it can't just be me

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>>39654095
My school had a shy emo girl who turned out to be great at eating pussy.
She got charged for prostitution though when she was found giving head and accepting payment on school grounds.
Oh and a fat ginger kid picked a fight with the vending machine and it fell crushing his leg and pinning him. He nearly bled out but lived and had the leg removed.

Every year at least 3 couples were expelled for skipping class to have sex in the public restrooms.
Makes me wonder how common it really was.

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>>39654095
>Be in afternoon break
>Masturbate, jack off in hand
>No paper, have this fantastic idea
>"Don't worry dude, I just applied some hand lotion"
>Touch everything in sight that a girl uses
>Girls backpacks, pencils, coats etc.
>Run out
>Jack off in hand
>This time, randomly hi-five people I see on the hallway (it was a hip thing to do)
>Hear a girl talking about a weird smell in the classroom
>Give her a striking glare with a shit-eating grin

What the fuck was I thinking?

>>39656166
Fucking hot! Getting cummies on the crapper.

>>39656011
That is INCREDIBLE anon!! Jesus Howitzer Christ...

me again

>be me
>5th grade
>this one kid
>let's call him matt
>he's ok
>most of the cool kids hated him for having some skin thing
>playing soccer outside
>my douchebag friend trips him self over
>what a dumbass
>blames it on matt because he hated him
>everyone else chases after him
>10 people (including the douche who was just "injered") chasing matt for no reason
>only me, jesus kid and the guy who didn't give a fuck stayed behind
>we talk about how douche was being a douche
>bell rings
>jesus kid tries to defend matt
>nothavingit.png
>jesus kid was being bullied by douche and his army
>jesus kid moves away

>>39656170
Did you really do this? My God this is absolutely off the chain insane. What bizarre and antisocial behavior.

me again

>be me
>7th grade
>wanted to be funny
>remembers CD in my backpack
>take off your pants and jacket-blink 182
>tells friend
>what album describes you the best?
>shows CD
>never heard of blink
>thinks I bought a CD on how to jerk off
>tells my friends

jesus fuck do I have alot of stories

>be me
>8th grade
>presentation
>this one girl
>solid 2/10
>weeb
>does her presentation on anime mlp ect.
>me cringing
>walks out of class
>fuckthisshit.png

>>39656681
You walked out of class? What a fucking sperg oh my God haha

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me again

>be me
>3rd grade
>subtlety stalk a girl
last day of school
>confess my "love" to her
>she doesn't know who I am
>turns me down
>stalked her at school until 5th grade
>mfw I realize what I have been doing

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>>39656354
>What bizarre and antisocial behavior.

me here

>be me
>6th grade
>girl moves back into town
>haven't seen her since the first grade
>solid 8/10
>develop a crush on here
>friends figure it out
>tell this girl who is three years younger than me
>she hates me because of my nephew
>tells 8/10
>8/10 tells me we are only friends
alot happened for her to say that
>at party
>she says "anon, why are you following me"
>how the fuck was I suppose to respond to that?
>instead of saying I was not, I was silent
>she catches me singing in public
>those were the events that had her say we are only friends
>she was only being nice

somebody else have any stories?

>>39656316
your stories are pretty shit, man, sorry to break it to you

>>39657601
not much happens in life

>>39657712
here's one from me

>go to school
>ACTUALLY FUCKING SHIT MYSELF AS SOON AS I ENTER THE SCHOOL GROUNDS
>headteacher walks up to me
>'ello anon, how's-
>...
>what's that smell mate?
>I shat myself sir
>alright mate just get to registration then
>gotawaywithit.jpg
>walk into class
>everyone stares at me
>my crush says "did you shit yourself"
>yeah I did
>ok

>go to school
>geology class which is my favorite
>sit next to girl i like, she smiles when I sit down but we don't say anything
>class over, think maybe I should hold the door open for her, or something stupid kids think is romantic
>but she runs of with one of her friends before i think of something
>go on break
>some of the cool guys are doing burnouts with their mopeds in the parking lot
>dad calls me
>"mom has been in an accident, i'm coming to pick you up in 5 minutes"
>tells me in the car that she died
>get home
>go in my room for a week
>don't really get back in school in time to catch up
>have to re take year
>no friends in new class
>stop going to school

>>39657815
that's really sad... damn :(

>>39654095
Don't have much. This is my proudest moment.
>bee enters classroom
>everyone goes fucking spastic
>friend of mine acts like girls in movies, almost shrieks in horror and runs to the corner covering his head
>I realize they'll pick on him
>surround the bee with hand, let it go out a window
>the whole bus claps
Another.
>make origami frog
>classmate takes it and crushes it
>go full ree over it
>TEACHER, BRAD CRUSHED MY FROG WITH HIS HAND
>teacher thinks it was a real frog
>briefly reprimands me for bringing live animals to the school
>takes Brad to the director

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>>39654095
I got a doozy
>be me
>Year 2
>be average blonde kid
>have lanky ginger sperglord fiend
>bestfriends.jpg
>we share bully
>tiny blonde chad
>4 ft tall probably had abs of steel
>ginger friend breaks arm one day falling down a bank
>gets plaster cast over next week
>hangingoutatrecess.emp
>wild manlet chad appears
>"haha pussy, dumb cast firecrotch etc.."
>I just stand there taking abuse next to sperg friend
>rage building in friend
>he cracks after 2 years of bullying
>pulls out gogurt stick from backpack
>like a red demon, winds back and whaps chad across the sid of his perfect angelic head
>gogurt explodes everywhere
>all of us covered in white slime with apricot chunks
>whole playground stare in wonder
>I stand dumbfounded staring at sperg
>chad might be dead, not sure, too young to even know
>teacher appears
>sperg starts balling
>I laugh
>sperg goes to principle, nearly gets suspended
>chad leaves us alone for the next month

>mfw

>>39657996
back to /po/

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Heres a good one

>Be me
>Grade 8
>In math class next to fat kid named rawsaq
>rawsaq is a asshole
>decide to pick on him
>take his hoodie string pass it to person next to me
>they then pass it on and on
>stretches across entire class room
>someone at the end lets go
>his fucking eye got raped
>ohshit.jpg
>thought I was in trouble
>rawsaq somehow gets in trouble instead
>Mfw

Anyone want anymore of my older stories from happier times?

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Okay here we go

>Be me
>year 9
>at school playground with girl I like
>says I can grab her tits
>win.jpg
>grab tits
>offers to suck dick
>say yes but dont pull dick out
>mfw when im a fucking retard

>>39659193
Recess at year 9?
What

>>39659193

up next on shit that never happened.