>cheat decade
>gained 205 lbs
You can't be a robot if you're not fat. It's not fair!!
>>38562140
youre just trying to scrape up a pitiful excuse to be fucking obese
What if you're thin with severe acne? I won't even go outside, and I need to go job hunting tomorrow at the fucking mall.
I'm fat and I started lifting weights recently and it makes me feel better but I must be doing it wrong because I haven't gained any muscle or lost any fat. Lifting weights 3 times a week makes me feel like I'm at least doing something though so I don't feel depressed about my weight anymore
>>38563028
start riding a bike around, get some cardio in. for me it's more enjoyable than running, and seems less pointless while i'm doing it. just work it into your schedule somehow: bike to go pick up your fruit loops, bike to go watch a movie by yourself, bike to go sit on a bench and toss bread to ducks by yourself.
>see the advertising campaign where a guy looses 200 lbs by eating subway
>see the /r9k/ threads about getting a great meal from a qualified sandwich artist
>eat subway three meals a day for 6 months
>gain 45 lbs
THE GAME IS RIGGED
>>38563028
>but I must be doing it wrong because I haven't gained any muscle or lost any fat.
Stop eating so much, and stop eating junk food and candy.
>>38562140
Fat cannot cause robotism because it's so simple to lose weight that most people figure it out on their own.
You are depressed not because you are fat, but because you are too retarded to do the simplest thing in life: try.
>>38563388
That would explain why I haven't lost fat but why haven't I gained muscle yet?
>>38563858
You've probably gained some muscle but its hidden under the fat. Exercise helps burn calories but its not really enough, you need to eat less too. Doesn't matter what you eat, just don't eat over a certain amount of calories, check the scales once a week for progress. Don't completely starve yourself either, that is unhealthy.
>>38564007
Thanks for the advise anon I will keep trying
>>38563684
>implying that if you have no willpower you're retarded
>>38563684
>but because you are too retarded to do the simplest thing in life: try
what the fuck is with this reddit "just b urself and do it, gotta get outside of comfort zones bud :)" shit. that is fucking awful advice for ANY problem a robot has
>>38564312
Sounds cliche probably, but there's no other cure to obesity than this. And if no one else, I know this by experience. And how wrong I was by thinking otherwise.
>cheat life
>gained 270lbs
I'm just bulking for my next life, I'll be a ripped chad for sure
>>38562140
205lb is pretty nuts. What's your total weight now?
>>38563028
Lose all the fat first(all you have to do is fast), then build muscle.
>just finished my second jar of peanut butter today
>>38562140
how the fuck do you gain 205lbs in one cheating session
did you eat a whole man alive