I just want to find a mommy bf as lonely as me to bond over anime,

>>38567898
What's the difference between a mommy bf and a daddy bf? Why do you like the mommy bf more than the daddy bf?

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>90% of the board are subs
>Most doms are bi who just want nudes and sex

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>>38567928
Mommy bf is feminine in looks and it's more of a gentle femdom thing, except with a boyfriend.. Big guys intimidate me a bit

>>38567971
Oh ok. What about feminine mothering personality but masculine looks? I'm into cross-dressing but my body's really masculine (not big but have a masculine build and hair everywhere).

>>38567971
>>38567898
I guess that described me. Though I wouldn't originally go for some one unless they were female or far more feminine than me(which is very difficult to do honestly). I also don't do casual sex. Still have always been called daddy though anyway.

>>38567898
I hope you find your mommy bf little fin boy~

>>38567968
>>Most doms are bi who just want nudes and sex

It's not like the subs have much else to offer, it always comes down to a purely sex/fetish thing

>after they sexually dominate me

>>38567898
>tfw have a mommy gf inside of my body but am not attracted to boys
and am also a boy, feels ?????
man

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>no average bf to hug and cuddle on discord

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why won't mommy talk to me i miss her so much i want to die please mommy

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>tfw no sadistic failed-Chad bf to bully me and then love me

>>38568187
what's the appeal of that?

>>38568138
how do you hug and cuddle someone off discord
it all just feels cold

>>38567971
idk about feminine in looks but i do get mistaken for a girl a lot with my long hair and my small and short stature
wait
that just solidifies feminine looks
im a little uggo tho lol

too bad im not mommy material

>>38568147
I'll be your new mommy anon

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>>38568354
How is that not appealing? Love feels much sweeter after enduring pain.
And I'm attracted to domineering confident guys but don't want a straight up Chad because they are shallow and shitty.

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>>38568420
whuh
are you like her though mommy

>>38568420
Pls be my mommy, mommy

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>>38568420
I want a mommy too!

>>38567968
tfw no old fashioned modest bf who won't send me pictures for at least 2 years, well after we have emotionally bonded and looks won't even matter.

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>>38568576
I don't know! I'm caring, sweet and feminine if that counts.
>>38568683
>>38568684
You'll have to post your discord if you want a chance.

>>38568449
>How is that not appealing? Love feels much sweeter after enduring pain.
>And I'm attracted to domineering confident guys but don't want a straight up Chad because they are shallow and shitty.
Too bad you have a dick

>>38568787
I'm tidy#3340

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>>38568824
I never got to decide..

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>>38568787
ok we can talk on discord
Patchy#2551

>>38568824
the dick makes it better, it's no fun bullying girls, there's no material. At least with little femboys it's clear to everyone how pathetically inadequate failures they are at being a male

>>38568977
Not the anon you replied to but I've never understood what's the point in bullying a femboy for a small dick if you are essentially complimenting him by doing that.

>>38568787
n-not them but are you a mommy (male) or a mommy (female)

>>38567968
>Mfw want to be used collared and leashed
>Mfw want to cook and do chores for dom partner
Why did I turn out to be such a submissive degenerate

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>tfw actually met a mommy bf in an online game
>he loves doting and loving on me
>constantly calls me cute
>has a super feminine voice and is top
>does stuff with me whenever I want to
>is actually really attractive

I'm in love

>>38569153
He is a mommy (male) obivously. Read the thread, idiot. Not to mention you are in a gay thread so it should be obvious.

>>38568787
Message me too pls!! eclipseme#8784

>>38569171
can you share i want me a real mommy bf

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>>38567898
This gay/trap spam needs to end already

>>38569206
Never ever.

All mine. Get your own, cuckold.

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>>38569171
this is so nice sounding im extremely jealous i need a mommy like that badly
want to cry now

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I have a good male friend who helped me get my life on track on numerous occasions and I consult him on pretty much everything I do with my life.

I'd like him to love me and fuck me but I don't want to tell him that because I risk losing a friend.

>>38569249
I actually didn't even know this was a thing on /r9k/ aswell, I just came here for fun and this thread sounded exactly what my boyfriend sounds like. A total mommy bf.

His biggest fetish is shota actually, and it doesn't help that I'm 5'3" and look super young. He's really truthful and loyal, and prefers exclusivity in relationships.

>>38569086
it's only a compliment because they're pathetic enough to like the bullying. No self-respecting man acts in the way these people do. They're submissive to the absolute extreme and the complete antithesis of what a man is supposed to be.

You can ask most of them themselves, they don't take solace in having a small dick in the same way a man does for having a big dick. They know they're inadequate. They want to be treated like shit, they want people to make fun of them for it. They're just pathetic enough that they've actually grown to like it.

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>>38568001
They're just speaking about people with the ESFJ personality.

If I had to give a guess, instead of being the shy sensitive type of person, they are the schizoid variant which isn't emotional but is still very reserved.

The shy emotionally sensitive types usually have this "hatred for father figures"- while sexually wishing they were taken care of by one. Someone to make all their feelings protected, help them act on convictions, and discipline them when they get too out of hand and emotional.

So INFP and ISFPs are usually like this; a large majority of 4chan.

INTP and ISTP are the detached variant.

ENFJ and ESFJ are a feeling dominant type. So if IXTP is an unfeeling loner virgin who doesn't give a shit about other people but feels lonely, EXFJ is an emotional and responsible figure who finds ways to build trust with other people because they depend on these networks.

Idk if OP is a guy or a girl, but female IXTPs get shafted by being unemotional and predisposed to seek independent capability over building networks.

Emotional guys certainly exist and they aren't as pathetic as you may think. If female EXFJs are the "boss bitch" types, the guy variants are leaders and helpers that work with and through people. They don't mobilize people to tasks, but rather focus on the needs and make matches.

I know a few ESFJ guys and despite being straight myself, they do come off in a way that makes me wish I had an excuse to be around them more. They're super helpful in every way that can't be logically deduced.

Emotionally sensitive to the needs of others, to the point where they know what you want more than you do. It's almost actually nice/ exciting to feel that sort of control over you.

It's not about the physical features, but the explicit interpersonal dynamics which makes the whole thing arousing.

>>38569449
There's one personality you forgot about

It's yours, FAGT

>>38569449
Considering most people in these threads are pseudo bi agps i'd think it's about looks a lot too.

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>>38569534
Looks come hand in hand

Good looking people of any type are usually better at being their persona and perpetuating their dynamics.

Ugly EXFJs are literally your SJW feminists who want to censor the world

Ugly IXTPs are people who spend their time on here, are neckbeards, fedora wielding athiests, edgy contrarians

Ugly male EXFJs on the other hand... I literally can't recall any. They're all almost like OP's pic related. Maybe they're the types who become the "filler" type of person in society, who don't have any particularly outstanding dynamics or role to set them apart. Just a set of preferences for the media they consume.

>>38569449
>>38569636
got anything to say about intjs?

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>>38569636
>Ugly IXTPs are people who spend their time on here, are neckbeards, fedora wielding athiests, edgy contrarians
STOP BEING RIGHT FFS

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>>38569696
I can't be certain, but I think they secretly want to be raped

Like hyper prison gay.

Dominant function Ti for IXTPs is like "Someone give me purpose in this world. I want to be cuddled." very secretly.

Dominant function Ni for INXJs is like "Someone come in and absolutely destroy me, just fuck me and up and show me the world."

They're not all necessarily huge faggots, but do consider that their duals are ESFPs, ie "party girls" who are often emotionally serious + very physically intense.

>>38569787
a part of me thinks you may be right
while another part of me is just in denial

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>>38569823
That's how I feel like when I get the "Why does it feel so good to be controlled" thing

Cause I've always known myself to be someone who is absolutely unaffected by things like shaming or people urging me to do the right thing. That somehow my ability to go "Fuck off" and decide my own course of action is my source of agency

But again, it's inevitable with someone like me to end up being an emotional husk of a human being with no purpose, just a few steps from suicide, kind of wishing I'd still stumble into some answers over my emotional state (which I internally keep wishing could just be ignored altogether and pushed passed by being an absolute machine)

OP just reminded me of this very good feeling thing though.

>>38569893
i totally feel what you're saying

>to end up being an emotional husk of a human being with no purpose, just a few steps from suicide
too real

>>38569787
That would describe be as an INTJ, for what little statistical correlation it's worth.

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why is this thread stupid mbti stuff now
ugh

>>38570007
cause we can't find ourselves a cute mommy bf

Personally I want a daddy bf that will inspire me to be the best person I can be, but I respect your taste OP.

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>>38570007
Cause an analysis of the dynamics leaving you with a replicable awareness of it is almost as exciting as the sexual arousal itself

"This feels nice, and it's also interesting to find out why I feel nice"

But this just my cup of tea mostly and my only response to these threads

>>38569787
>Dominant function Ti for IXTPs is like "Someone give me purpose in this world. I want to be cuddled." very secretly.

For ISTPs (or at least for me) it's not really about control in itself. I'd say it's more about being valued, like a vanity thing. Being asked to do something and having the achievement acknowledged is a validation of competence which is one of the most valued things for an ISTP.

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>>38570081
Seems more like an ESTP thing to me

ISTPs Se wants to be validated
INTPs Ne wants to be validated

Both are fine with their own level of competence. In fact most would do as much as possible to convince other people that they are actually dumb as fuck from what I've seen.

Whatever your dominant function is is usually not something you feel "insecure enough to want to feel validated over", unless you're COMPLETELY left in the dirt with it for long periods of time. You don't ever want to be denied the opportunity to use it because people think you're too bad at it.

I'll use an ENTP for example; they might not want to come off as extraordinarily witty and inventive all the fucking time. But if they are being denied entry into meetings for decisions on what to pursue next, on the premise that no one things the ENTP is capable of generating good ideas, this will bring the ENTP to fucking suicide.

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>>38570007
>>38570044
"Mommy bf" is such a strange oxymoron. Everything about it is contradictory. I'm a walking contradiction too though so, I guess it's understandable.

Why am I even in this thread? I don't think I'd qualify as a 'mommy bf,' but it's such a strange thing to want in the first place I don't know.

>>38570160
Tell us lots more about yourself please.

>>38570160
It makes no sense but it's real enough to make sense out of it if you think hard enough

It's kind of bizarre because I had a similar thought on it a while back, but now that I see people describing it more in detail it's awakened the feeling right back up

It's a hilariously bizarre premise though, and I fucking know people IRL that would be considered "Mommy bfs"

Like that emotional, responsible, mature, knows what to do next, knows what's best for you kind of person

>>38570158
I consistently get ISTP in MBTI tests, in fact the introvert bit is the most prominent for the most part.

But I like showing off. The best way to get me to do something and do it well is to emphasize the bits I'd be good at while playing up how difficult and important it is. It's pretty transparent and I see through people doing just that but it still works.

Actually being praised for achievements is a weird thing though because I simultaneously crave it and feel very embarrassed when it actually happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8ShAosqzI

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>>38570233
>>38570236
Mid-20s now so I'm older than most here, I do enjoy giving advice, helping with problems and caring for people. Warm, gentle personality most of the time. I like cute things, cooking, being comfy, being nice and /kind/, stuff like that.

Not sure about appearances though, I'm kind of tall and obviously masculine. I'd like if my looks matched my personality a little better, I've kind of hated it ever since I was younger. People make all kinds of assumptions about what you're like just based on looks.

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>But I like showing off. The best way to get me to do something and do it well is to emphasize the bits I'd be good at while playing up how difficult and important it is. It's pretty transparent and I see through people doing just that but it still works.

That's Se

>Actually being praised for achievements is a weird thing though because I simultaneously crave it and feel very embarrassed when it actually happens.

That's Fe, and it's because people are assigning importance to you while you're predisposed to dismiss the world's values/ premises for assigning it.

Also pic unrelated to this post but related to OP. This fucking shark is every fag's mommy bf

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>It s a meme psychologists tries to find retarded correlations between MBTI bullshit and sexuality episode.
You guys are funny, but don t take things you hear on this thread as facts, because it s just faggots generalizing their own sexuality to everyone.

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>>38570456
is it not fun though when the nail gets hit right on the head though

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>>38568787
you didn't add me and im really sad it's not super related just been having a bad day

>>38570651
homuposter, you don't like actual men?

fem on fem is the worst combination.

>>38570828
What do you think of male on submissive male?

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>>38570828
no masculine guys are gross
fem on fem is the best

>>38570884
You seem like a gross person.

No surprise that there's not a mommy bf that wants you.

>>38570870
as long as there's a man involved it's good
two men is even better

>>38570884
i bet you kiss girls, faggot

what a disgrace

>>38571060
I'm glad, I agree. It's better if I get to lay my head on a pair of nice muscular thighs.

>>38571097
muscular thighs are pretty firm, i'm not sure they'd make a good pillow

>>38571151
It's about the feeling of protection and strength, not the comfort!

>>38571192
boi
come feel these biceps

holding you tight like i never wanna let go

l o v i n g e m b r a c e

>>38571297
Hah no way fag

>>38571297
Can I kiss and nuzzle them too, please?

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>mommy bf
you want a daddy gf while youre at it?

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>>38571349
Uh


Well I mean


Yes

>>38571318
see, ideally, at least for me
you're all mine and i'm yours too

and we're both comfortable and we can do whatever we want with each other's bodies without having to ask

because we trust each other not to do anything bad

so yes, kiss & nuzzle as much as you want

>>38571479
That sounds really good and you're making me want to cuddle up to you so I can feel your heat and smell your body

>>38571494
do it i dare you
you won't

i'll hug you SO good
you don't even KNOW

>>38571590
If I lived near you I would crawl into bed with you for sure

>>38571615
well, where do you live?
my bed is very soft & warm

>>38571700
I live in the south bay area

>>38571724
alright
i'm on my way
wait for me

>>38571724
are you the same person from the other thread
post contact pls~

>>38572324
maybe
mist#0425

>>38572348
oh, hi mist, how are you doing?
i've seen a couple pics of you before, you're a cute

it's too bad there aren't any south bays near me

i think you'd make a great lover
>tfw no misty bf

>>38572834
Aw, thanks! I'm doing very well thanks, but someone to cuddle with would make things a lot better.