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ok it has been a year or 2, what is the easiest site to pick

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ok it has been a year or 2, what is the easiest site to pick up loose chicks on? I know this isn't the best place to ask given the constant state of wizardhood around here, but please indulge me
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Escorts on backpage.
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>>38634173
too expensive short term
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>>38634138
Be a con artist and pick up women around 30+ years of age, just tell her a story about your workplace (the bigger the lie the more eager they are to eat it), just look the part with suit and some accessories (rip off watch, fake gold ring, nice shoes etc) they will think that letting you bang them will make you want to marry them, use that against them (don't feel bad these whores have been slutting away for years, it's nothing new to them to be pumped and dumped)
Take them to some decent hotel room (have some excuse why you can't go to your place) examples
>You're on a business trip from another city
>You have guests staying at your place
>The house is being gassed for ants / roaches etc pests
Just make up something that prevents you from being able to show your house to her, get some decent quality wine to the hotel room (not the cheapest swill that is a dead giveaway that you're a deadbeat, ask some wine snobs for good wines, check the price tags for something affordable and then parrot what the wine snob told you of the wine when you serve it to her)
>"I have this great white wine, my friend recommended it to me, it has a really nice after taste"
Explain to her why you think that wine is your choice, you like the country of origin, "Italians make the best wine" etc bullshit
Keep up the act till she is dripping wet with anticipation and then just give her a flirty smile and if she responds well to it lean in for a kiss, don't seem too eager, you're supposed to be a successful business man that has loads of admirers, this is nothing new to you, you're in control
Do the deed, keep her around in your phone as a fuck buddy, just string her along shes done the same to dozens of guys in her prime years, if you're not in the mood to fuck her just say you're busy with work and make excuses
Women are born with this ability innately, just make them eat their own medicine and use them to your hearts content, they'd do the same in a heartbeat
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>>38634314
I myswell just get a hooker this would at least be $150
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>>38634385
Then get a cheap hooker if that's your thing, or con some more lowbrow targets, hell having a car would be enough of incentive to get some women to sleep with you, just pick ones 30+ so you know they are desperate for it
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>>38634450
ok thanks, I think I'll do that, always liked older women, I do have a car and can bullshit easily enough regarding my (non-functioning) business
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>>38634482
No problem, have fun and use a fake name, also avoid places where you might run into people you know
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