>most of them are INFPS >manlets >too kind with other

Robots are tall, and assholes. Definitely not.

>>38634522
They also sterilize normieraces that don't want to give them Neetbux. Soooo.... yes they are /ourempire/

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>INFP
>fav race in DoW vidya was Tau
>Hammerheads fav unit
wat wizardry is this

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>>38634548
you're kind of right be they have some tall ones too

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>chad imperium

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>INFP
>Main Tau army
WHO TOLD YOU

>>38634548
>robots are chad
wat

>>38634562
Fockin

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Eldar master race

>>38636348
i was just pointing out how robot tier the tau empire is,no need to start a virtual race war

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>>38634522
I used to play Tau. I'd probably play Space Marines if I had to pick the game back up though

>>38636752
interesting choice anon
care to explain?

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>>38636348
There's something even better.

>ENFP
>Dark Angel/Guard mixed force

this is very unsettling

>>38636214
Robots are failed normies, not Chads. Most robots are tall, and most robots are angry jerks.

Warhammer is gay. Play historicals you nerds.

>>38637003
Explain what? Why I picked Tau or why I'd pick Space Marines now?

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>>38634522
For real ? Not the necrons ?!
>Pathetic dying manlets
>In rage against normies
>Get cucked by thunderchad who said they'll help
>Lose all their feels
>Get burried by normies for ages
>Proceed to the beta uprising

You fucking faggot OP

>>38637961
>wanting to live forever
I said enough

>>38637828
i wanted to know why you switched from taus to normie marines

>>38637996
Lol I did forget this but Tau's are conqueror faggot it makes no sens.

>>38638059
Probably coincided with my own transition from slight weirdo to normie I guess. I had Tau about 8 years ago or something

>>38638073
>they are the smallest race in the whole universe
>they rather assimilate than kill other races
>nobody cared about them for the most time because of storms surrounding their planet
>they are addicted to technology and hate up close and personal combacts

that's it really,you're free to think otherwise

>>38638095
George?

Originally orgig

>>38637600
>Dark Angel/Guard mixed force
I never really got into tabletop because of the lack of friends but if I did I'd have played something like that aswell, my imperial brother

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>>38634522
Space marines are the real /r9k/ faction

>autists that can only do one thing
>segregated from females
>can't talk to the other gender at all
>cucked by chad marines

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>mfw these slaves posting like their opinions matter

>>38634522
Robots are Slaaneshi cultists but not even Slaanesh wants to fuck us.

>>38638661
>>38638610
i'm talking racewise,marines and slaaneshi cultists arent a race,they're pretty close tho

>>38638693
Depends from the point of view, canon wise space marines are considered inhuman monstrosities by the inquisiton.

Just like robots by the normies desu.

>>38638661

>people who are afraid of human contact and pursue only babby tier 'vices'
>slaanesh cultists

No

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>>38638742
didnt know that,at least they still got a strong immune system on their side

>>38636348
> tfw no eldar gf

>>38638786
You not seen these fetishes and severe prison-gay issues?

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>>38638822
Which type though

>>38634522

I like painting plaguebearers more.
They're got such detail with the wounds and horns.

>>38638849

Some of the 'fetishes' are odd but since they are theoretical (is it a real fetish if you never actually act on it?) - Id go with no.

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>INTP
>Imperial Guard

SHATTER THEIR SKY

>>38634522
>sterilize humans before letting them join the empire
>muh greater good is what our overlord says it is, it is quite vague so he gets to decide what it means when it suits him
I think Orks are the robot empire, and the robots are those things Orks eat

>>38639569
shut your mouth meat shield
>>38639589
orks are brute and buff,i dont see any robot traits,maybe if you care to elaborate more i might see what you're sayin

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>>38639628
>shut your mouth meat shield

*Launches Deathstrike at you* pssh... Nothing personnel... kid

>>38637636
>Robots are failed normies
incorrect
>most robots are tall
not true
>most robots are angry jerks
somewhat accurate

>>38639664
how many of you died before you even started to aim at me?i lost count

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Empire are normalfags.

>>38639717
Nobody died, because you know, it was artillery batallion.

Dont care about infantry fags dying.

>>38639748
that's the point,meat shield,you dont care

>>38634522
Could I get NEETbux in the Tau Empire?

>>38639782
Dont care about meat shields as long as they shield my artillery

>>38639804
whatever floats your boat,meat shield
>>38639799
yeah but you'd get sterilized,not a big loss if you ask me

>>38639628
Ok i googled the name, Ork empire is the robot empire because
>Orks = Chads
>Gretchin = Robots
Or are we not talking of what robots would resemble the most in 40k?

Second one that comes to mind is Necrons
>Mindless soulless machines that just lumber on in life without any goal of their own

>>38639844
Does not even makes sense. I am talking about artillery you are talking about meat shields. Looks like you have nothing more to say about glorious Astra Militarum

>>38639844
If I can get neetbux I say to hell with the Chad-Emperor!

>>38639850
the kind of robot i'm talking about is the "feels" and "tfw no gf"robot,but i can see where you're coming from

>>38639961
You're not talking about robots, normalfag.

>>38639860
the fact is that we clearly have 2 different mindsets,and atm i dont wanna get mad for nothing

if you play w40k and not buying chinese recasts of your armies for literally 50%+ less than GW price, youre doing it wrong

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>>38637181
>>38638964
Hello my Commorite friend.

>tfw no dark eldar gf to torture prisoners with

>>38639977
piss off originally

>>38640000
correct me if i missread the lore,do eldars require to fuck multiple times in order to procreate?

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>>38640067
They do; there's something in lore about multiple infusions of genetic material needed in order to achieve pregnancy.

That said, the DE have vat-growing technology that they use for cloning and bolstering their population in addition to regrowing the dead from a scrap of their body for effective immortality.

In the previous edition of the tabletop game, one of the random traits a Haemonculus commander could get was that he's been killed countless times in the past and wants to experience dying in new interesting ways - bonus victory points if you get him blown up in a single shot by a rocket launcher or something.

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>>38640179
>bonus victory points if you get him blown up in a single shot by a rocket launcher or something.
i almost fucking died

>>38640067
>>38640179
Dark Eldars are the masters of biogenetics, if there's a way to not do cuckshit they have it.

Dangles are the robot faction.

>>38640302
Most Dark eldar are made in testtubes, the highest caste are the ones born naturally.

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>>38640771
>cuked by testtubes
could you be more patethic

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>>38640000
>40,000

Dark Eldar confirmed masterrace of Warhammer 40k

Also, your GF would probably fuck you with an agonizer to score points with the Archon. Better to go all out on some craftworld bonesinger.

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>>38641750
>craftworld girls

Too prudish. Apparently, "ay bby let's make a second Slaanesh" isn't cool.