>tfw I've never pee'd in a public urinal because

>>38634547
>Assuming guys will look a your wee wee
Pathetic, man. Just take a piss and move on.

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>>38634568
>Implying I will ever enter a relationship or lead a normal fulfilling life because of the size of my dick

>>38634596
Do you wanna rub our clittys together anon?

are u at least uncut?

>peeing directly in the water forcefully to maximize splash effect and give the illusion you have a big dick


Anyone else do this?

>>38634547

.. literally no guy looks at your dick while you're pissing.

>>38634568
...i would to be frank

>>38634547
I get stage fright so I have to pee in a cubicle.

Can't use urinals at all.

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>>38634547
This is me too, I don't want people seeing my small, dry manhood

>>38634547
You're doing it wrong. You need to be like those 5'2 manlets that act like alphas

>Go into public urinal
>stand in between two guys
>drop pants exposing tiny dicklet
>turn around
>squat down and take a big steaming dump

Problem solved. Not only will you be using urinals and everyone will see your dick, they'll be too intimidated by your Chad like behaviour they will run the fuck out of there ASAP.

Same. I avoid doctors because of it too. I've had nightmares about it.

>>38634716
You know I worked out what the problem is. Guys with louder sounding streams are uncut and their peeholes are larger from not being exposed. Guys with not so loud sounding streams are cut. That's literally the only difference. Both get trumped by roasties though. They can piss like a fire hydrant and they don't even have dicks.

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>tfw try to piss as loudly as I can to let others know I'm not kidney shy and can make big peepees, perhaps even bigger than theirs

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>>38634547
>really concious about people seeing my dick
>flaccid penis is too big to pee in urnial while hiding it
Long dicks have downsides too

>>38636084
I know what you mean. It's the literal worst when you sit down to take a dump on those rare occasions you have to shit in a public restroom and your dick goes in the toilet water. Its enough to make me want to vomit.

>>38634547
>Avoid urinals because I simply cant pee next to others
I just cant, no matter how bad I need to go, it just wont come out

I once went to piss and couldn't and the guy next to me.made a joke about it. It was painfully obvious o wasn't pissing as it was a small quiet bathroom

>>38636084
Why would you be self conscious about your dick if it's huge?

>>38636176
It's not that huge enough to be impressive to people, just long enough for people to see it when I'm pissing.
And people looking at my dick is just weird. I don't like it it's the most private thing about me and I don't want some weirdo to look at it when I'm pissing

>>38634547
I usually avoid urinals anytime I can as well, but that's mainly because I have a bad case of Shy Bladder Syndrome

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>tfw too scared to get a gf due to dicklet status
I guess some people are just genetically destined to remain virgins for eternity