Reminder that if you don't have a SEVERE chronic illness

>>38647208
lol lrn 2 bowel movement op

>>38647208
also get assfucked less maybe

>>38647223
I can bowel movement fine, the problem is the shit and urine leaking into my scrotum from the fistulas burnt open by my immune system.

>>38647251
The only dick that could fit in what's left of my inflamed anus would have to be the length and width of a tooth pick. I don't understand why gay people would voluntarily fuck with an already terrible organ like that.

>>38647280
Actually anal massages can prevent this. Remember that anal massage is different from fucking until you bleed. So it's common to find gays with rather healthy buttholes, and straight fags who were never even fingered with diseased holes.

>>38647255
>if you don't pee out your butt you're a normie

>>38647822
If you have cancer or your immune system is attacking your brain that's also acceptable.

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>>38647208
>tfw i have crohn and im homosexual
>tfw i will never be able to be fucked in the ass