Anything you wan to say to a robot who might have brain cancer

I wish I had brain cancer

>>38647144
It's overrated.

You'll make it.

ill be the token femanon who says she would be your gf if she lived near you to make you feel better

just go tell people on social media you have brain cancer and swarm in all the sympathy

Live it up brother. Depending on how you look at it, you're in a pretty sweet situation. If there really is a spot of the old cancer eating up ya brainie, then you're gonna become very conscious of the finite amount of time you have left to live on this earth. This means: no slaving away to pay off debt. No meeting a woman who you love that will eventually grow into a tight shackle on your freedom as a man. No having kids who you have to watch grow into resentful, ungrateful little shits who make you resent devoting your entire life to raising and supporting. Instead you get a literal deadline, an approximate date before which you will have the wonderful opportunity to truly enjoy life however way you please before snuffing it early and having to live through all the truly depressing shit. Either way, I wish you luck:

>>38647242
Not confirmed yet
I had one scan a year ago where they first spotted something.
Nowi have 7 tiny black dots spread around my corpus colosum on my MRI scan.
Got another scan in September.

>>38647144
Try bending a spoon to see if it gave you psychic powers

>>38647144
try calling the make a wish foundation and see if they'll fly you off to a girl they know so you can hold her hand

>>38647346
I'm 18 so might still just be in there and if so I'll ask for much more than just holding a girls hand

You've literally got nothing to lose if it comes back positive. Godspeed anon.

How did you find out? What symtoms started showing?