What am I supposed to put on a resume when I have no experience

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>>38681470
Billy, it's best if you just walked in there, talked to the manager, and gave him a firm handshake.

earn said exp and acv

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>>38681470
>tfw don't even know what a resume really is

>>38681470
It's impossible for a long-time NEET to get a job without a fake resume. Just write up some fake experience, preferably in another nearby country. Something simple like manual labor at a construction site, or whatever fits your personality, and then research that a little so that you can bullshit your way through any questions they may ask about it.

>>38681496
Resumes are a meme, just like "balancing the checkbook" and "having sex". Have you ever SEEN someone do these things? I thought not.