lol

>>38727132
>got internet on our family computer at age 10
>was on the internet playing runescape mostly in 2006
>by age 12 I was watching porn on it while my parents were out, got caught a few times though it was all pretty vanilla at that point
>by age 14 I was watching entry level weird, like gangbangs, bdsm and tentacles
>at age 15 got an ipod, could look at weirder shit and in private
>by age 16 was jerking it to actual horses and incredibly degenerate shit
n-not much, you?

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Obviously the gay stuff, people will think I really want to fuck men when really I just want a thick bitch.

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>>38727187
My friends were talking the other day on how they dont understand how anyone can like a thigh job. Little do they know its my favorite type of porn and I worship thighs...

>>38727249
Had a similar experience where one of my friends said he had a girl that wanted to do some ligght bdsm and he was weirded out by that. Felt incredibly out of touch with society because that sorta shit is what I consider to be vanilla.

>>38727265
I have a friend that actually likes rape, and feels like its normal for guys to cheat on their girlfriend if they dont have sex with them.

>>38727294
>actually likes rape
This is still fairly vanilla to me

>>38727317
Damn thats kinda fukd, but hey. everyone likes their own thing

>>38727187
What do you find sexy about horses?
They're just STUPID

>>38727376
horse pussy, anon

>>38727369
Rape is the most vanilla fetish on the planet.
I like to watch girls eat their own shit sometimes. Literally nobody else has this fetish

Femboy/trap gives me diamonds
Still not gay though if the balls dont touch

Futa.

I find gay, sissy and trap porn disgusting, but something about animated women with giant cocks does something for me.

>>38727391
How is that sexy.
What's wrong with human pussy

>>38727405
Wow, how do you even find that stuff. Well knowing the internet, you can prob find it with a simple google search

>>38727414
>he doesn't accept the superiority of horse pussy
Pleb

>>38727411
Do u like futas having sex with regular girls or just futas in general?

>>38727421
There are probably websites devoted to it but I usually just use motherless which hosts any legal porn under the sun

>>38727437
Futas having sex with girls. Futa on male is gross.

>>38727447
How do did you even get into a fetish like that? Is there a story?

>>38727461
You're still literally a homosexual tho

>>38727461
What about futa on futa hahaha

>>38727132
Of course not. Who's even ashamed of porn anymore. It's not the middle ages, man

>>38727468
Yeah I was fingering my ex girlfriends ass one day and I felt something up there and it made me hard so I licked my finger and the rest is history

>>38727241
Traps are fucking gay motherfucking gay.

>>38727504
I can imagine how creeped out your ex must have been

>>38727529
No she was cool with it and indulged my fantasies about it for over a year. She wasn't particularly into it tho so I don't doubt it contributed to our eventual separation.

>>38727424
Again, it is literally an animal.
Give me an explain add to why you like it more

>>38727485
What about futa on futa urethra penetration and mutual ball filling hahahahahahahah

>>38727547
I'm the type of person who gets paranoid and thinks that the government knows what I'm watching. So I only watch really vanilla stuff.

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>>38727132
>Tfw would say but r9k will bully me or IGNORE me I just want to be accepted.

>>38727599
Post it you double nigger

>>38727586
I'm not terribly worried about things like that. I've actually hit up girls online asking them to let me eat their shit but the best I've ever gotten was a dirty pair of panties from one of them.

>>38727570
Idk how anyone can get turned on by that :(

>>38727610
Fuk man, you can get really sick from that.

I make fetish porn. Here's the weirdest custom request we ever got imo:

> shot of a woman's leg, dangling through a hole that is cut out of a table
> the leg sways back and forth
> the foot kicks over a bucket of crawfish
> crawfish juice gets on the girl's leg and foot
> a cat comes up and licks the juice off the girl's foot
> that's it

he specifically requested "don't show her face"

>>38727635
Fuk thats sounds hot can you send me the vid?

I dont like porn its gross and I dont think its good for you at all its just not a good thing to watch

>>38727633
I guess you can but I've gotten food poisoning only once, from a spoiled piece of fruit.
I've licked 3 different buttholes and all that happens is my stomach feels a little weird the next day. I'm willing to take the risk, I've eaten literal shit on several occasions including my own and never became ill.

>>38727666

we didn't shoot it, no animals no matter what

>>38727635

please consider aa difference job that is pretty disgusting to do to make things for people to be disgustiung with porn is bad

>>38727679
Are you srs? You are joking right?

>>38727605
A cow walk-in delicately in a nice row of tiles. The erotic pitter patter of the Hooves is enough to drive any man mad.

>>38727696
Im pretty sure it was a troll, whats the weirdest thing that you've ever shot

>>38727711
Walking and on I mean

>>38727704
No, I'm not joking. My ex would feed me her shit while we fucked and I tongued out two girls dirty asses (so far). I put my own shit in my mouth three times but never swallowed it.

>>38727624
Years of social isolation. And I, like most people here, am mentally ill.

>>38727734
Man thats so fukd. Haha

>>38727711
That's not that bad, senpai

>>38727758
People who like it I'm pretty sure we basically don't have any aversion to the potential health risk the fetish carries. Like people who like fucking animals or whatever, it's dangerous but some species of animals die as a result of sex the first time they do it and they do it anyway.
I just wish more people were into it, I always think about how dogs eat shit and sniff each other's asses, why isn't it more common for people?
I fucking love how girls asses smell lol

>>38727722

It's hard to pick because I've shot thousands of videos...off the top of my head, some interesting ones:

> a smoking fetish video where the girl's entire face and hair is covered in shaving cream, where you can only see her eyes and lips
> a girl transforming into a pig, getting covered in chocolate pudding and getting banged
> a video where two girls have a conversation entirely made up of nonsense words, for 20 minutes
> a girl rolling grapes around in her hand

not weird, but extreme:

a milf who fucks her son gets caught "cheating" on her son by having phone sex. he decapitates her, then facefucks her severed head

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Nothing anymore really, I think I've come to terms with my degeneracy.

>>38727794
I guess, but eating shit is stretching it a little far, but I some what get what u feel nobody I know seems to like thighs, but its not like I ask anyone. And most girls probably dont even know what a thigh job is

>>38727812
Wait how do you even film the last one

>>38727812
>>a video where two girls have a conversation entirely made up of nonsense words, for 20 minute
For the love of god send me the link

>>38727844
It's not weird to like thighs tho. It's not like a girl might refuse to have sex with you if you bring up thighs during the obligatory kink discussion when you first start talking about sex.
I actually don't tell people I'm into shit unless I feel like I know them, if the conversation started on a topic that wasn't specifically that.
Honestly scat porn videos do get about as much views as other fetish videos so I think most people are like me and usually try to just hide it a bit.

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>>38727812
>> a video where two girls have a conversation entirely made up of nonsense words, for 20 minutes
how in the fresh hell did that work, and who the fuck would pay for that
please send a link though

>>38727901
Well yeah liking thighs obviously isnt as crazy as scat but some girls get a little weirded out if you like their thighs more than their boobs or butt

>>38727842
This, i'm way past the point where i gave a fuck.

>>38727868

cheesy horror movie practical effects. fake head for the carrying scenes, the table he puts the head on is hollow, she sat inside with her head out of the hole pretending to be dead. fake blood/gore around the neck to hide the edge of the hole.

>>38727893
>>38727935

i'll see if i have it on a drive in a bit

>>38727947
Holy shit I cannot imagine being that vanilla, as someone who is full on chocolate.
I'd like to see some of the reactions girls like that had to the fucked up shit I've said to them

A wide variety of tiles.

>>38727962
Oh wow how much did the guy even pay for that

>>38727982
Haha, even the idea of eating out a clean ass grosses me out.

>>38727987
please post tile anon screencap, if you have it

>>38727998

think that one was like $600 or so? we've had people pay thousands for really complicated shit.

the most expensive thing by far is famous BBW chicks. they charge whatever the hell they want

>>38728072
Wow must be expensive to have really specific kinks

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>>38727132
how has no one mentioned the ifunny watermark

>>38728072
That's disgusting. I can't imagine giving money to a hamplanet whore just to play around with a camera

>>38728091
Because ifunny is cool idiot

>>38727962
Bumping in hope that anon finds the video

>>38728532
He must find video, keep it up anon!

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>>38727132
Interracial porn tbqh.

Another bump for gibberish video, probably a lost cause

I like to watch hot girls taunt me over my stamp collection. At the end, they throw it in a fire

I am ashamed to put a pic of my sister in panties and jack off to it as my desktop background.
I also unlock my room or leave the door wide open and disconnect my mouse, so I have no chance but to be humiliated if I get caught. It is the ting that turns me on the most. I haven't been caught... yet.

>>38727566
Humans are literally animals too dipshit.

bumping for gibberish. comeone anon, how long does it take to search through your files