what are your sex tips robots?

Jessica Yawn

Honestly if you are a virgin and she isn't. Tell her that way she will make it work.

I bet Nigri is like a wet noodle in bed

>>38759327
thrust till you bust

Think sbout litterally anything else besides sex.
Solve math, pretend to be a comedian or whatever the fuck so you dont feel it

The only tip I need is right here
*tip*

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>>38759327
Dont fucking bother with women unless you like being number what the fuck even in line to fuck her.
CUNT.
>>38760857
OP is tots a faggot.

>>38759327
Dont have it its not worth it to lose your wizardry

>>38759327

Shit in cunt.

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>>38759327
This is op he needs a ton of cocks in his mouth.
Like a literal ton of dicks and cocks and meat sticks.
Fucking op man he needs em.

>>38759327
My usual MO:
Start with making out furiously.
Start fingering her, only the outside first, then when she's good and wet, the inside. One finger, then two.
If you know she doesn't have STDs and isn't a fucking whore, go down on her. Start licking the side of her thighs, gently bite her vagina with your lips, but don't go straight to the clit for another minute or so. Fingering while you're doing this is a plus, but can get confusing and disorienting to time properly.
Let her suck your cock for maybe a minute so she feels like a naughty slut.
Then go to the main course.

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Don't ever have sex

>>38761015
Or or or hear me out?
Just finger her rub her clit till wet the just flip her like a burger and fuck her?
Dont put your mouth where a any number of cocks have been.
Unless you are into that.

>>38759327
wear a helmet.
Elbow pads might be overdoing it, but shin pads are a good idea too.
Make sure you get a receipt of consent, if no pen and paper are around a digital receipt mailed to your inbox will be fine.
Post-sex you should remember to get her thumb prints just for future reference.
Ask her the night before if she will bring her own goggles, otherwise bring a pair for her. Consideration is a big turn on.
Take a break 10 minutes in for gatorade and peanuts. The electrolytes will keep you hydrated for further action and the peanuts will fuel your power.
Last important thing i can think of is to make sure to call her father the following day to congratulate him on producing such a magnificent specimen, then proceed to give anatomical and functional reasons why. Ensuring a good relationship with the family will help be crucial in confirming future sexual appointments

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>>38759327
Bullet the roastie right in the goddamn snatch

>>38761054
I do it pretty sparingly:
exclusively fuckbuddy
my current gf
when I'm cucking some LDR guy and she's been horny for a shag for months

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>>38761200
Nice role playing fag.
Also good job fucking easy women heres a medal.

Your only background music is Louisiana swamp-twang.

You put your left hand in you take your left hand out.