>be me >virgin >took it in the butt once tough, but

>I took a dick up my butt
>but I'm not gay

>>38798043
>do some raiding together
>raid some more
>gang makes it big
>chad wants to get it on with employers daughter
>maybe not gay
>tough he took it up the butt once
>other gang leaders get jelly
>they try to assassinate our chad
>almost kill daughter
>people say chad saved her
>chad now hero
>other leaders even more jelly
>but now its our time to strike

>>38798131
it was a black guy, very persuading
couldnt say no

>>38798159
>chad gives me a secret assignment
>have to murder one of the leaders
>sneak on rooftops
>open windows
>jump in windows
>"was that the wind"
>"no it was me"
>"i-i know you"
>stab him
>leave, using the door
>whynot
>someone saw me
>kill him too
>oops, it was his kid
>whatever
>meanwhile chad is at a party, hitting on the daughter
>leave using the main door
>kill a bunch of guards
>go see chad at the party
anyone reading?

>>38798324
Nobody wants to read your homosexual literotica. Post your blog on /lgbt/.

>>38798043
seaman

>>38798324
>overhear chad talking
>meanwhile qt3.14 by my side, attending to my wounds
>he says he doesnt consider any of us his friends
>we are just tools to him
>get sad
>tell chad im leaving the gang
>chad gets angry
>challenges me to duel
>beat him up
>he looses his mind
>chad goes to see daughter
>rapes her
>gets caught
>he is sent to prison
>gangmembers scatter
>im religiously training
>try to find my goal in life
>news come
>chad is getting tortured in prison
>finally get a qt gf
>gang comes together to save chad
>too late
>his body is disfigured and weak

>>38798486
>break him free
>he tries to get it on with my gf
>whatever he is pathetic anyway
>he tries to get away
>ends up crashing with the car
>he tries to kill himself
>his neklace gets bloody
>it summons the god hand
>he sarcifices all of us to become a god
>rapes my gf with the help of monsters
>gf becomes retarded

tl;dr cucked by chad

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>>38798581
pic related, its me a few years later

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>>38798131
>>38798334
>spot the summerfag