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>be me right now
>look down and see OPs mom suckling my wang

It was a good day

And then Keanu came in and shook my hand
And every woman on set gave me a blowjob

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>>87857376
>be me
>girlfriends kid is turning 5 so she made him a death star pinata for his birthday party
>as he strikes it bohemiam rhapsody starts playing
>say with tears in my eyes 'great shot kid that was one in a million'

>>87855737
Beware of homeschoolers.

>>87855737
It's one of those 'program the goyim' movies

Racial conflict doesn't need to exist but it will never go away

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>>87855690
Because that shot barely has any CGI. It's just the legs.

>>87855690
The scene looks good only because of the lighting covering up the 90s CGI.

Compare it to the dinosaurs chasing them in the field and you will find that the CGI is not that great in broad daylight.

Look at the feet.

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>>87855482
>make dream sequences only to include cool shit in the trailer

>>87855587
I'm not sure how they got away with so many sequences of planes crashing into buildings.

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>they didn't include the scene were Sully shoots a man then throws him out of the plane

What the fuck!?

>>87855120
Is this film about btfoing roasties?

>>87855306
What are roasties?

>>87855467
>>87855467
Sluts, whores, party girls, women who have had sex with more than one(1) man and the like. It's what I'm afraid my imouto will become once she hits puberty, wich is why I'm giving her a 3ds in the hopes that she becomes an autistic shut in like me.

now paint him purple and paste to avangers. Disney can't into villains

>>87854592
Why is he so pale and why are his eyes so blue?

>>87854773
the fragility of the white male

>>87854529

She's English

Eternal anglo genetics

She's cute as fuck now u fggt

>>87853492
i think his works are to lovecraftian to be adapted to film

hmmmmmm
very lovecraftian

>>87853492
This is the truth why we will never have a movie based on Lovecraft

Lovecraft was a white loser writer who wrote for low-quality magazines.

Nothing he wrote can be compared to works by modern authors.

The only fans of this mediocre are edgy and lonely semi-illiterate boys and racist right-wingers.

> He was a beta that in the whole life only managed to have sex with a woman, for pity.

> He was an affected racist, his hatred of minorities was a shame even at that time

> He was totally devoid of talent,skill and experience, his works were limited to a few pages without a deep narrative and really complex characters, all of them imitations of himself, an incapable, boring and pathetic white male

> It was too anglo, all his work is based on the limited spectrum of the life of an anglo-saxon man.

> Even though he was only focused on this limited racist expectation of an Anglo-Saxon, he was unable to create characters with whom we can identify with ourselves. Even if you are a descendant of Anglo-Saxons, you cannot identify with his racist and poorly educated characters.

> His scientific knowledge was pathetic even for works from the early 20th century. There would be great difficulty in adapting his lack of knowledge to intelligent content for modern audiences.

> Lack of economic and political knowledge. He flirts several times with eugenic and socialist conduct. Had he lived long enough, he would probably be an admirer of Hitler. This lack of knowledge in these issues makes their work become even more outdated and less complex.

> Total lack of subtexts. He probably did not even know what that word means. He also had an extraordinarily poor vocabulary.

I'd rate them from best to worst
>1.Baby driver
>2. Drive
>3.Nightcrawler
>4. A pile of shit
>5. Taxi Driver

>>87852261
>Drive
>morally questionable

Mad Max

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I AM FORGOTTEN...

yeah maybe if you stopped spamming this bullshit i'd forget about sam hyde

...I AM LOVECRAFTIAN

>>87851422
A couple of friends are living in NYC and we are watching their day to day lives and how they navigate their professional and social sides.

A couple of friends are living in NYC and we are watching their day to day lives and how they navigate their professional and social sides.

One of the friends is compulsive murderer who enjoys hiding body parts in just out of sight areas, wacky hi-jinks and shenanigans ensue.

>>87851422
Its a show about a guy pitching tv shows, each episode is the pilot for that show

>Expecting anyone who enjoys Jlaw to enjoy a movie that isn't lowest common denominator drivel

>>87851377
that's a cool poster, though desu

>>87851377
shitty writing
shitty directing
shitty allegory
shitty acting

But Baby Driver was actually good

>>87850312
>Drive(2011)
>Baby Driver(2017)
>6 years
It's the same generation Anon.

>>87850312
no

forgotten within months, if not already.

>>87850291
Yes sir I will be watching. Seems like tonight starts way back in 1858, that actually has me very hype.

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The score is amazing.

>>87850291
>Trent Reznor's rendition of It Ain't Me

I'm hype

>>87850241
Just know that if anyone recommends I Saw The Devil you should not take anything they say seriously.

>>87850241
'The Host' is good, a surreal creature feature.

'Hansel and Gretel' will get you in the feels.

>>87850241
train to busan