Post what you wish you looked like
I'm sure many robots also hate the way they look and wished they looked different
I would like to keep my facial aesthetics and hair and beard genetics 100% the same I just wish I was super tall and big framed so I could get power lifter huge
>>38798042
Opposite for me
brrrrrraaaaaap
I really want a strong jawline
>>38798075
I heard they have exercises for that
l want to look like this guy
Like Kieran, but with freckles.
This desu. If we had The Culture full sex change capabilities, I'd rather have a vag and boobs, and wear womens clothing. Also would go with bondage and femdom better than stronger male body.
In the real world, less of computer geek and slightly more test heavy and built. Exercising is such a drag... and counting calories and eating healthy sucks...
i'd try this out for awhile.
>>38798241
>This desu. If we had The Culture full sex change capabilities, I'd rather have a vag and boobs, and wear womens clothing. Also would go with bondage and femdom better than stronger male body.
why didn't you post an actual 3D woman who has actual boobs and actual vagoo?
>>38798029
just take some meth
i would like too look happy
>>38798287
Only look?
>>38798269
3d? I thought we were going with vr upgrade to life in next 10 years, and within 30 neural interface.
>>38798298
gets you far enough in life
Not "real" but I'm sure someone out there looks like him. Also that fucking voice
Ideal look is Med with robust skull and defined Jaw like this
>>38798011
I would like to look like either of these but I'm a bulky hairy fat man and they are a pretty boy and cute girl.
orginal banned and so forth
>>38798011
9/10
>>38798075
7/10
>>38798140
test/10
>>38798183
10/10
>>38798241
wtf/10
>>38798244
meme/10
>>38798287
same/10
>>38798357
8/10
>>38798358
10/10
>>38798387
6/10
Me with better hairline, no acne, less baggy eyes, slightly smaller lips
>>38798362
s-stop there anon, t-thats too real for me ;-;
this classy fellow
>>38798480
>brad pitt
>7/10
>dues ex
>8/10
Also that 6/10 "10/10" you dished out. Come on mayne
This or similar
Moustache is optional
>>38798600
make your own list then
That would be pretty good for me because now i look like overboiled frog chinlet.
I could probably be gay I he wanted to.
>>38798635
I'd rather not. It's just I don't think you thought yours through. Brad Pitt is rated the hottest man alive. Dues ex is tall, dark, handsome, rugged, mysterious and badass with a top-tier voice.
>ywn be a 6'7 metal chad and slay cute goth groupies
Lee Priest's babyface mixed with being roided to the gills and jacked
>>38798011
Realistically I would just want to be a little taler, have a better hair line, and straight hair, or maybe just a better hairline. Those latter two in conjunction make me look stupid.
>>38798764
Despite his intimidating look, he was a very kind and friendly person.
>tfw no mads tier aesthetics
>>38798816
Mads would be perfect Geralt if Witched would ever hit big cinema.
I'm very short, have large ape-like nostrils, a weak chin, shit beard genetics, very little muscle mass and tiny arms and hands resembling that of a woman's. I'm a true 0/10 and each time I look at myself in the mirror it makes me hate the concept of life. Basically the polar opposite of this guy. I'd kill to bear even the slightest resemblance to someone like him. Tall, handsome, muscular and generally aesthetically pleasing.
>>38798870
>weak chin, shit beard genetics
My condolences anon. I have the same combo and i cant look at myself in the mirror. I look like underdeveloped human.
>>38798921
There is one benefit of being hideous though, and that is it's a valid excuse for remaining an eternal virgin. I wouldn't want to curse anyone to live half as ugly as I am.
Absolutely him
>if i were a girl
>>38799103
I agree. It doesnt matter how /fit/ you'll get if you have ugly face.
>>38798387
faggot aksdjjkadsl
im already a 6 but i wish i could look better.
will never have his aesthetics
>>38798276
You're forgetting step 1, become a hexagon.
>>38799375
The blue eyes, brown hair combo is godlike.
>>38798816
fuck you beat me to it.
>fhnifijeifeioefnikfe
nobody will ever look better than Johnny Depp did in the late 80s
>>38799375
desu in some pics he looks really handsome and in others he just looks awkward....absolutel love his music tho...
>>38798837
A little younger if
>>38798697
U have gud taste boi
Something like this with blue eyes and brown hair. Height at 6'2
>ywn rise to the top of the rock world
>ywn burn brighter than anyone ever has or will
>ywn tragically kill yourself, therefore cementing your legacy as one of the greatest musicians to ever live
and most of all
>ywn do it all looking like this
>>38799177
>>if i were a girl
i wish i had a friend i could fawn over 60s fashion with. it activates my almonds.
>>38798011
I wouldn't say I'm quite happy with how I look, especially how my hair looks, but I do feel content with it. I'm not repulsive, at least.
i'm okay with how i look but i think sometimes it would be cute to have blonde hair with light eyes
>if I were a guy
I'm not trans, it would just be better to be Paul Rudd than a shitty womyn.
I'd love to look like this
>>38800043
>>if I were a guy
>
>I'm not trans, it would just be better to be Paul Rudd than a shitty womyn.
just enjoy your female privilege. you can fuck all kinds of guys and appreciate their various pleasing qualities.
Definitely like this guy.
>>38800390
drink bleach faggot, being able to fuck people isn't necessarily a privilege when you don't like anybody
>>38798870
this is the only correct choice and I came here to post it.
However, I am not so far from him as you, and could look reasonably like him if I just worked out a lot.
But fuck humans and their shitty values so no.
>>38800461
then it sounds like all your problems are not only your fault, but are also easily changeable. In conclusion, kill yourself you stupid whore.
>>38800492
you're the one who thinks banging a bunch of random dudes is somehow a rewarding, why don't you sell YOUR ass to old gay black men? what's stopping you?
>>38798140
this.
I have the height and the weight.
Now I just need the beard and the muscles.
>>38800511
Because I'm not gay. And you're just an edgy teen who "doesn't like anybodyyy >:-(((((((((( *rawr angery*"
I want to look like this desu
>>38800546
>muh female priviledge
I'm not the edgy one and you are definitely at least half gay if you are jealous of stacy
>>38798140
hes gay tho
>tfw you have so much testosterone it makes you gay
>>38800560
>haha ur gay ur liek dudes lmao
Why is this the number one argument for holes? Regardless, I hope you remain miserable and lonely for the rest of your life.
>>38800455
if you're picking footballers wouldn't you rather look like ronaldo, luiz, pedro, krkic, valencia, hernandez, llorente, pirlo, beckham, sanchez, giroud?
>>38800612
>come to complain you don't get to be covered in 1000 loads whenever you want
>not gay
>>38799375
the hangman looks round as he waits
cord stretches tight then it breaks
someday we will die in our dreams
oh how I wish you were here with me now...
>>38800618
>ronaldo
gay
>luiz
funny looking
>pedro
ugly manlet
>krkic
average
>valencia
the nigger one? no thanks
>hernandez
looks like a boy
>llorente
That's a good choice too.
>pirlo
stylish but ugly
>beckham
Another good choice, but Xabi is manlier
>sanchez
Manlet spic no thanks
>giroud
See beckham.
>>38800778
I don't know why but between the meme picture and the blox text somehow I feel like this is the definitive r9k post
I have an overwhelming desire to look like this every day. It gives me hope since I could easily look like this if I put in some effort.
>>38800907
>coffin for ants
>>38799789
This dude died so the world could find out that dave grohl is a far superior musician and band leader
>>38800997
>dave grohl
>superior band leader
he's overrated
>>38800461
>drink bleach faggot, being able to fuck people isn't necessarily a privilege when you don't like anybody
such hostility, roastie.
your not liking people is a choice you have made.
paul rudd is a person and you want to be him. so, you'd still hate yourself.
go rub your pussy to orgasm and take a nap and you'll feel better.
>>38800705
>ronaldo
you think he's gay? what has that got to do with anything? don't tell me you wouldn't wanna have his face and his body
>luiz
I acually quite like his afro, he has a great body and a pretty face
>pedro
ok maybe you're right on this one but you'd probably still rather look like him than what you look like now
>krkic
he has a great body and a pretty face, don't see how that's average
>valencia
leave racism for the 12 year olds, mate...he has a pretty face and he's the fittest player I've ever seen
>hernandez
having a babyface is nothing to be ashamed of...he looks about 20 but there's nothing wrong with that
>llorente
he is handsome but he's a bit of a lanklet desu
>pirlo
yeah on second though he's not that great looking
>beckham
wouldn't really say alonso looks manlier than beckham, look at some of his photos when he was without a beard
>sanchez
look valencia altough you might be right, 5'6 isn't tall enough for a good percent of women
>giroud
he's a bit like alonso, looks a lot better with a beard
binyot
>>38801112
>his face
he's a chinlet.
>>38801144
don't see it... look at leafy and then look at ronaldo and tell me if he's chinlet
>>38801276
Maybe not leafy level but chinlet nonetheless.
>>38801321
don't see how that's a chinlet unless you're looking for a jimmy hill tier chin
Like this mate. I want a beard