>have one life >parents name me fucking QUISHEL QUISHEL

Just petition for a name change. It's not hard at all.

>>38834445
>QUISHEL
QUISHEL

Yea, also most people's names translate into something entire different in other languages

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Cushelle?

Just. FMSUF

Tough one, Quishel. Hope you can find solace in the knowledge that you made me laugh.

>>38834445
where are you from? sounds like muslim name or smth

>>38834872
I'm from fucking New Hampshire and white as snow.

>>38834445
Proof? seems like bullshit

>>38834445
That's not bad, bro. Even though we'll need some clarification on how to pronounce it. It's clearly pronounceable. You've got a legitimate problem when your name just looks like a mess.

Quishel from New Hampshire? Doxxed

>>38834445
Tell your parents they fucked up naming you, and that you want your name changed.

>>38834980
Think Michelin tires. Change the m to a qu and drop the in at the end.

Change your name to something similar like Quinn or go by your middle name.

>>38835204
I don't even have a fucking middle name

>>38835271
Holy shit they really fucked you over, I second you start going by Quinn, it's a pretty cute name.

>>38835204
>>38835386
Third for going by quinn

>>38835399
>>38835386
>>38835204
I'll tell my parents and friends that but I think it'll go down the same way as when Walter Jr. started demanding people call him Flynn

Fire Extinquishel the Elder Mage of the Sea.

>>38834512
>QUISHEL
>QUISHEL
QUISHEL

>>38835419
It probably won't go well with people who already know you but at least you can introduce yourself to new people as something better than Quishel.

>>38834445
it's better then having a name that no one can pronounce it the right way.

If I made you a quiche, what would be in it? You have to choose, because it will be good.

>>38834445
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY FUCK I AM SORRY BUT THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

also go by quinn, it's a cool name.

QUISHEL

It's funny, I think Quishel sounds pleasant as a word, but I agree that's rough as a name

>>38834445
>>38835508

congrats OP your name is so fucked that in over 38 million posts nobody has ever fucking said it

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At least your name isn't Gnor

>>38834494
you still have to report your old name if you get a name change lul. he will never get to forget it. It will be in his history forever. When anyone investigates him, they have to ask if he had any previous names

This is your chance to become famous.

Start a youtube channel called QuishelSpeaks.

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>>38835563
are you a fucking ogre?

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>>38835627
Go ahead and laugh, I'm used to it anyway.

>>38835681
What ethnicity? Or just insane parents?

Roman Alane Butler

>>38835721
Eastern Eurofaggotry and insane parents are a bad combination.

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>tfw parents named you Ringo after fucking Ringo Starr

I fucking hate the beatles so goddamned much

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>>38834445

>tfw named dongus

just

>>38834445
theres no shame in changing your name when your current one is that awful.

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>>38834445

At least it's better than Trashone.

>tfw parents named me james
Most homosexual name of all time, id take dongus and ringo over that

>Daniel

may be one of the most basic names but you made me love it

>>38835894
what is wrong with james?
if i had to pick a name for myself other than my current one id pick james

>>38835911
Jomes sounds like some 80's greaser with a switchblade.

yes it's a good name at least he wan't named Tyler or todd

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>>38835894
Cry baby, cry. We are dealing whit Quinn, an ogre, and other anons that ACTUALLY have something to complain about. Go away.

>>38835911
>>38835944
I go by Jim now. Might be redneck tier but I like it.

>>38835997
Boo hoo faggot, all I'm saying is that dingo isn't that bad of a name

>>38835897
What's up fellow Danielbot.
Get tired of DAAAAAAAAMN DANIEL yet?

>>38835174
See, that's easy. Anyway, if the rest of you is good (meaning you write with good grammar and give thoughtful, understandable responses to questions), that name will be a decoration. If the rest of you sucks, that name will be a blemish. It's up to you.

>>38835884
...TRASHONE?

What in the what in the whaaaaat?

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>>38834445
I guess they must've been pretty hungry to name you Quiche-el!

>tfw Griffin
It's not as bad as QUISHEL but still weird
rolling for quinn

Better than being called Larquanisha.

>>38835830
This is the only one i refuse to belive.
FUCKING DONGUS?

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>>38835563
I unironically had a D&D character named like that.
It was a dwarf.
He died falling off a cliff.

>Did you died falling of a cliff anon?

I'll be honest if I ever have a kid and it's a boy kid's middle name gonna be gilgamesh

>>38835563
HAHAHA how do you even pronounce that?

>>38834445
>QUISHEL
QUISHEL
>QUISHEL
QUISHEL
>QUISHEL
QUISHEL
>QUISHEL
QUISHEL
>QUISHEL
QUISHEL
>QUISHEL
QUISHEL

>>38835563
>Gnor
Gnor
>Gnor
Gnor
>Gnor
Gnor
>Gnor
Gnor
>Gnor
Gnor

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>>38835826
Tell people your parents were weebs and named you after an apple.

>>38835826
Ringo's a badass name you fucking faggot

>>38837975
Back in high school my astronomy teacher had a kid and named him Thor. I hope to see him shitposting here in 8 years.

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>tfw named Nico
People always think I'm saying Nigo when I pronounce my name, it sounds like a faggot name every time I say it, and it's always misspelled as Niko or Nicko

>>38835897
Fellow danielbot here, make me love my name too

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>>38835563
[Gnor'anagg, the forgotten one]

>>38838046


You can always call yourself Nicolai and pretend to be slavic

>be white
>dad still names me jamarcus after his war buddy

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>parents decide to call you Mark
>BUT WITH A C AT THE END
Literally the gayest name, how do i cope through?

>>38835563
So are you an Orc or an Ogre?

>Called Chandler

Could be worse, at least I'm named after the best Friend.

>second born from twins set
>brother named sebastian
>im named martha
MARTHA? IM A FUCKING BOY

>>38838315
>marc antony
>gay
plebeian

>>38834445
You sound like a black gnome

>>38838343
Could you be any more of a loser?

>>38838345
>Martha
That isn't so bad, it's a littl--
>A boy
Oh. I'm sorry.

>>38838345
Have people call you marth

>Edgar
How bad is this name?

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>>38834445
Shelly if you're a girl, Shel if you're a dude.

Still not as bad as the Greek kid named Vasilis, in 8th grade he got it changes to billy. Same with the kid named Elvis, Alvin, and Osama. They all changed their names to their middle name

>>38838452
Loads of cool people in history had that name

>>38838452
Well you're named after one of the best Final Fantasy characters, and its a cool proper name, and if you dislike it you can have people call you Ed.

So not bad at all.

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>>38835563
https://youtu.be/6n3pFFPSlW4

I'm g-not a g-nor

>>38835830
Dongus the hedgehog? Is that you?

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>mfw there was a girl at high School named Tola

Who names thier fucking daughter Tola

>>38838634
>Tola

Fucking kek'd. Was she black?

>>38838634
>She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
>I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said,
>TOLA

>>38838409
No. People call me faggot and nancy

>>38835563
Hopefully nobody laughs at you in person, but such a name is hard to iGnor.

>>38838383
Heh
You deserve at least one >(you)

Tristen I hear form everyone on this board is a horrible name.

>>38834445
>Jan

Almost every Chad here has this name

Lolbquishel

>>38838343
Ross is the greatest friend.

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My last name is fucking Gaylord.

OP just get everyone to call you "Q", you'll sound like that dude from that movie Juice with 2pac in it, would sound pretty cool. Could be like your street name. Also Quinn just sounds like a girl's name it'd be even worse

>>38841253
it's funny how this name was used as an insult back in elementary school but I was confused at the combination of gay and Lord, but I'm seeing the name come up often enough to understand it was just a very real surname.

Hell, I live next to a flooring store called Gaylord flooring; "specialising in hardwood floors" I'm not making it up.

>>38841771
Shut hell up you dumb leaf

>>38834445
Just Quishel your life

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>>38841879
Good job, you're a certified slouth. But a horrible memer

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my sister's name is "gaye"

get rekt dummy

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>first name is Research

I go by Reese, holy fuck put me down

>work at a call center doing healthcare surveys and shit
>one project I have to talk to the parents of a minor
>named their kid Drizzt
>another had a kid named Liberty Belle

>>38834445
i shouldn't be laughing at this
this is honestly some pretty dark shit, really, a name that only tasteless uncultured deracinated cucked goyim would give their kid, i bet your life is just one constant existential crisis
fuck man
>Quishel

>>38835563
fuck didn't expect to spew my orange juice on the screen this morning. fucking hell man.

>>38836014
Holy shit,Dad? Why are you posting on r9k?

>>38834445
Shit man I thought my name was bad.
I'm sorry.

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>>38842000
>Research
jesus christ what the fuck
>"The head of the research team, Research Clever, will now tell us more on the subject."

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>>38841253
>Gaylord Fucker

>>38835830
I don't believe you. post an official document or something and censor the other shit out no way your name is dongus

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>born in the 90s
>parents name you Doug

just nickelodeon my life up senpai

>>38835826
ringo is a pretty cool name anon

>>38835174
Holy shit that's even worse than how I was saying it in my head. Anyway, why don't you show your tits Quishel

>>38838347
>thinking his name was actually marc antony
Literal pleb in our midst

>>38838345
at least they didn't assume your gender :^)

>>38834445
>white people make fun of non-white names constantly
>name their kids "Brick", "Sandy", "Wolfgang", "Lakynn" and "Quishel"

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>be named brian
>in a non-english speaking country

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>>38834445
Why is it so funny? It sounds normal to me
t. english is 2nd language

>>38834445
my dad was going to name me jean-marc or jean-yves because of first generation muh heritage. ended up with landon though. quishel is fucked m8

>>38843327
are you by chance a fr*nk

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>tfw your name is Eugene

>>38843271
Wolfgang is a pretty normal German name k

>>38834445
It's okay. We still love you, Squishy-quishy.

I went to middle school with a kid named Currency

>>38837913
>Gnor

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>mfw im David
r u jelly of my chad tier name??
stay jelly anons

>>38843383
I like that name, Eugene. Dont worry about the nay sayers c:

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Go to Facebook look up quishel from new Hampshire. I Will find you

>>38841253
French ancestors.... did it again

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>>38838634
Tola is short from Anatola, a very old greek name meaning coming from the east
Popular old slav name too
Pic related is best girl named Tola

>>38843481
Went to school with a kid named Jehad
He was gay

>>38834445
quishel seashells on the sea shore

>tfw your name is Wolfgang
I like it

>>38835565
That's retarded. No employer is going to care what your name is. They just want somebody to take care of some more menial task for them.

>>38843993
Golf Nigga, haha!

>>38835830
truly lowercase just-worthy if true

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>>38844089
I-I dont know what you're referencing

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>>38834445
FUCKING QUISHEL

>>38835884
reminds me of la'trine

>>38836795
>griffin
not a bad name what are you on about

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>>38838315
>tfw when your called mark with a k

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>>38842265
GREat movie yes

>>38834575
Lol i thought of this

>>38835563
>>38835563
Haaaaaaa please be real. Do you have a hunchback? Whats the best type of bridge to live under? Do you rob people who cross your bridge to take revenge on society? Do you cook your food on a spit in the forest, or just Gnor at the flesh raw?

My name is marquis , pronounced Marcus

>>38842000
>>38843481
is this metal gear solid

>>38842000
Thats like an Ace Attorney name.

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Thread reminds me of this

>>38834919
>>38834445

My sides have left the fucking solar system holy shit

>>38842172
Kek this

I nearly choked on my cereal reading this thread

My name is Rayn.

I'm a guy.

>>38846851
I knew a kid in high school whose name was Rain Forrest.

>>38843256
Sounds like they kinda did...

>>38846147
Are you a renegade fighting against the Federation of Planets?

>>38846877
Yea, one of my friends in primary school was named Apple Tree. His parents were hippy as fuck and smelled of weed 24/7; you'd get high just being in their house.

>>38841771
Whoa anon what city do you live in? I live near a Gaylord Hardwood Flooring too

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>Surname is Gunt
>5'6 manlet
>tfw kids in school called me Gunt the runt cunt

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>>38834445
>half of the people in this thread are d&d characters

mudsline parents named me Ahmed life sux man

>>38847051
>Saving thread for future material for a campaign.

>>38846931
Ottawa Ontario. Oh shit is there another robot living on my street?

>>38834445
are you individual with a lot of melanin in his skin a.k.a nigger?

>>38847171
He's white.
Next time read the thread, not just the OP.

>>38847183
okay, I just come here to laugh at other people's misfortune.

>Quishel: Gnome Wizard
>Gnor: Ogre Barbarian
>Dongus: Dwarven Fighter
>Edgar: Human Thief
>Research: Human Wizard
>Rain: Half-Elf Sorcrer
>Gunt: Orc Fighter

>>38847327
All we need is a villain for them to fight.

>>38847349
Radical islam

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>tfw you're white and your faggot-dad insisted that instead of Dominik, as your mom wanted to name you, you get the nigger name darius

fuck this shit, I'm going to make him pay.

>>38847327
Thanks, these will make for an interesting story.

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>>38835563

> GNOR
> GNOR
> GNOR
> GNOR

>>38847327
Your killing me

>>38847501
>Darius

Im pretty sure that was a cartoon about some miserable feminist i used to watch as a kid

This thread has turned into my new D&D campaign.

>mfw Pyotr
My parents wouldn't let me go by Peter as a nickname

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>>38847501
Darius is much better

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>>38847851
>Lane-bully posting

Dominik is way better>>38847501

>get born
>dad is alcoholic and drunk when filling out birth certificate
>was supposed to be named Andrew
>dad writes "Ammderevy" somehow

my legal name is Ammderevy

>>38847934
pls post proof and pronunciation , I want this to be real

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>>38847327
I think we just found our vampire Warlock
>>38847501

He night betray you and become the villain

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>tfw muhammed

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>jonathaniel

It was never my fault.

>>38834445
I've got a horrible shitty name as well(it's also an adjective)....I'm almost ceirtanly the only one in my country who has it and it's not even close to being normal....
gonna change it this month....it's only ruined 20 years of my life, made me drop out of HS and prevented me from having friends
my mom is an inconsiderate bitch

>>38834445
QUISHLEL

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>tfw name Angel Ariel

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>parents named me Yog-Sothoth

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my parents named me fucking GABER.

Thank fuck I go by Gabe, so it isn't that bad.

>>38851118
>GABER
sounds an awful lot like that video where the guy calls some other guy a goober.

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>tfw named Dunlop

>>38843383
Every Eugene I met was autistic

>>38838027
>>38835826
A guy from my job named his son Kylo. As soon Kylo Ren from Star Wars. It can always be worse lads

>>38844148
I think he's referencing tyler the creator. he has a brand called golfwang.

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>>38838227
>tfw called Nicolai but I'm not slav
ppl always assume your'e slavic and can speak russian when you meet them
I'd much rather been called Dartz
Dartz sounds cool

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>>38835563
Gnor stock cubes

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>your name is a regular given name in your country
>but is also the name of a former organisation advocating for pedophilia (similar to NAMBLA)

>>38852039
Hallo Martijn

>>38852039
Martijn!
>>38852084
Kut te laat

>>38849458
>named after a pedophile warlord
That's tough

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>one shot
>one opportunity
>to seize everything i ever wanted
>named Tyler

>>38852204
Oh no not fucking Tyler. Shut the fuck up you cunt some people actually have awful names.

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>tfw I came out of my mother's womb as Nesloc

Apply for top Ivy schools. Affirmative action will get you through any door.

>>38836795
Yeah, what are you talking about? It's a mythological beast. Pretty cool.

>>38836821
LaQueefa

>>38838345
Martha-fucka

>one chance at life
>named justice

>>38853529
at least all superheroes want you

>>38842000
>Research
no fucking way

>>38842000
Is your brother named Development?

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>>38834445
Kissel?kisiel kurwa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kissel

>>38835826
Ringo is a cool name. You are living in the real man's world.

Claqueforte reporting in

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>>38842000
At least your parents did some Research

>>38853672
no. he's called meth

>>38853876
IS THAT
A
MUFUGGIN
JOJO REFERENCE?

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>parents literally named me LINUS
it's not the shittiest but the amount of peanuts jokes I hear is just depressing
>haha your name is linus like peanuts haha

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QUISHEL lmao

>>38847501
Darius is fucking based, he was the kang of kangz

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>tfw my name is Stephen

>>38854079
Fry? Is that you?

My name's Mkubwa, which means great. Like in 'Alexander the Great'. Immigrated to the good ol' 'Murica when I was twelve.

What inspires parents to give their kids retarded names?
Do the parents not realize what they are doing to their children, or do they just not care?
No one wants a "unique" name that has no cultural background and is literally meaningless.

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>a fucking QUISHEL

You fucking people don't know how easy you have it.

My fucking name is Dunstan.

>>38854912
hey dunny

>>38854921
Believe it or not, that is not something I have ever been called once.

You don't get nice, friendly nicknames when you are called Dunstan.

>>38854912
>>38854937
what's your problem Dumbstan haha we're just joking around friendo

Hello Dunstan my old friend

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>>38854966
>>38854998
>You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% contentxpqy).

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>>38838495
nigga that pic is OC by me!!! i made it for my youtube profile pic, i even have the original without the text


i feel proud of my self
also here is my channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoEmNk44BWmFcDNsJudGBJQ

ubmp


pojomokpo

dewinxpqwidnwiqdw

ewoib320irh2i3

>>38847689
thats daria

>>38834445

sounds like a pokemon OP. is that QUISH "E" L
spoken silently like QUISHL?

My dad works as a teacher and he's seen kids with all kinds of weird names, but the best was a little girl named Blonchetris. Apparently after she was born, the mom was so drugged up that she just started writing random letters on the birth certificate and told the doctor that the name was pronounced Blonchetris. The name she wrote didn't even start with a B

WHY
H
Y
RUIN MY LIFE

>>38835826
>im-fucking-plying there is anything wrong the name Ringo

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>>38835884
>middle guy gets arrested
>court date comes
>his testimony:
>"it was just water under the bridge"

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>mom almost named me Severin
dodged a fucking bullet there lads

>>38838227
>calling yourself nobody

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>parents name me Jean
>i'm a guy

>6 foot tall and white
>parents name me fucking XAVIER
>people have told me it's a cool name, but i'm 100% sure they're mocking me

Please be honest, bots, is this a namelet?

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>Have parents that are huge fucking autists
>My middle name is Teal'c
>My mother and my father both thought this was a good idea
>They call me Teal'c instead of my first name, which is arguably worst considering they named me Jean-Luc.
>My dad still says "Jaffa cree!" when he wants me to listen to him

I mean, it isn't nearly as bad as hearing them getting into arguments over which star trek episode is better than another.

>>38841253
My first name is fucking Gaylord.

>>38858720
Xavier is cool, how do you pronounce it? Zavier? Ecksavier?

>>38835460
>QUISHEL
>QUISHEL
>QUISHEL
QUISHEL

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>>38834445
>tfw you're named Marc with a C instead of a K like everyone else because your dad wanted you to be different

>>38847501
Darius is pretty cool my man, the name of great kings. If they make fun of you then they're just history-ignorant shitters.

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>>38858720
I know you're feeling man. My name is Xavier as well. Do you know anyone else named Xavier. I know no one else.

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>male
>named Ariel
why even live lads

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>>38859817
Not much of a list. Sorry lad.

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>>38842041
Better than Taco Belle, amirite?

>>38834445
8/10

>>38835563
10/10

>>38835830
99/10, no way this is real you dongus

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>>38838345
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

>>38841253
Lmao just thank that you are not in the military. Otherwise, you'd be wearing "Gaylord" on your uniform front and center.

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at least you're not named nasson

>>38847501
Did you really want to have the nigger spelling of Dominic vs. Darius?

>>38849458
>Confirmed on Suicide Bomber watch.

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My name is Sasuke

>>38861145
haha at my job we had a Japanese guy called Sasuke and a Turkish guy called Sasouk. Between ourselves we always clarified by saying "the Asian one" or "the Arab one" which sasouk always hated lmao

>>38835894
AND MAKE IT DOUBLE

>>38835826
Is your favourite pony Applepie?

>>38838345
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME???

originaru

I am the youngest of ten children. My parents gave their first nine children normal names like John and Michael. But they decided to name me Arizona. Even the teachers made fun of my stupid name. And now they wonder why I am the biggest failure in my family.
Does anyone know which state it is the easiest to change my name in? Don't say Arizona I only want serious answers.

>>38834445
I think it's a cute name OP and it would not put me off dating you or being your friend.

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>>38834445
wake up thomas

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>>38847501
>Be Italian.
>Dario.
>People outside Italy can't pronunce vouels correctly.
>THARYOU
>Darius sucks even more ass.

I'm really considering to just tell everybody outside the boot to call me Dorian or something like that.

>>38861184
>Sasuke
>Sah-ss-keh
I think you're pronouncing the Asian one wrong.

>>38838046
https://youtu.be/96zCe-jIPYU

>>38859338
I mainly say "zavier", but people pronounce it both ways. It doesn't bother me so I don't correct them.

Thanks for the (you), mane

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>>38859764
I have never met anybody with the same name. People say it's a black person name, but i've never met any black people named Xavier either.

>>38858432
My dad wanted to name me Rune because of a football player but my mom talked him out of it
Ended up as Leif, luckily

>>38861530
I knew two Xaviers who were black.

>>38834982
underrated comment. genuinely lol'd

>>38834445
>QUISHEL
QUlSHEL

>>38834919
Ayy, what part of New Hampshire my dude

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Who here /Ivan/

>>38838046
WANT TO GO BOWLING?

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>>38834445
my name is De'quintas. im not even black. my parents are just wiggers

>>38834445
Newfags still falling for this shit. I can't wait for WW3. Kill them all including me

>>38835897
That's a proud white name. You should be proud unless you're a trap

>>38834919
Oh this is truly sad. If you kys make sure to take your parents with you my dude.

My last name is Bates, the amount of psycho and le master bates jokes are fucking ridiculous. I'm changing it as soon as I can.

Banagher

>>38834445
lol if i ever got your resume i would put it in the trash. cant be trustin no niggers who cant even have a real name. how am i supposed to leave you in my store.

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>tfw named Sam

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>>38835563
i don't wanna laugh, but damn, that's a fucking hilarious name, hope it all works out for you though my man

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>>38838452
It's a pretty cool name desu senpai

>parents want to name me William
>run out of ink when writing name on birth certificate
>can't be arsed to get a new pen, so legal name is "Wil"
>become a famous actor

>>38847327
Needs a Cleric, I nominate>>38849483

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>be spic
>parents named you fucking Bryan with a Y

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>>38853949
I'd be happy to have been named after Linus Torvalds

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At least your not brownie shytles

>>38858541
Your transition was predetermined.

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>>38834445
Or at least your not Dickie head (this guy is a major in the army lol major. Dick Head)

My name was fucking Quinton why thankfully my middle name is Jace

>>38851057
Have your tentacles grown in yet?

>>38834445
atleast your name is so diffrent that when you google it it comes up with everything you have done on the internet with your name and its only you specifically, if i told you my name you can probally find out the area of where i live and where my dad works

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>first generation american
>my mom names me after a fucking moped
JUST

>>38866435
i have the same name as my dad and he's a registered sex offender

>>38866488
so how is it there in florida?

haha, that is quite a silly name

I knew someone who had parents that named all of their kids after natural formations

Lake
River
Forest
Canyon
Savannah

>>38866478
is that a jojo reference?

>tfw angus
Not bad but people fucking talk to me in these shitty scottish accents, but I'm aussie

>>38835826
Ringo is cool. Ringo Bonavena was a great Chad.

>>38858541
Ever read les mis?

>>38853949
That's a great name stop whining.

>>38854245
They think it's "a beautiful name for my beautiful child" or whatever bullshit.

>>38858541
That's a french name, pronounced similar to Jon.

>tfw called Hamish

It used to really bother me, but I've embraced it now.

>>38861404
I know a guy named Dario. I pronounce it dar - ee - yo. How should it be pronounced?

>parents name me Nahum

sounds like they are yawning when someone yells my name, fucking disgusting why does it have so many vowels

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>>38835563
>tfw unironically named tyrone

>>38868138
Yeah, more or less.
But I can't help you: English "a", "i" and "o" are weird sounding just because they're spoken within english. I too pronunce my name like a retard when I'm speaking english.

It's the same blend of shit you have with "Mario".

>>38868268
So I should pronounce them separately?

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>>38835563
Can you make me one of these?

Not me but my friend's legal name is Micheal because his parents can't spell. Another guy I know has "St" as one of his middle names (as in short for Saint).

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>>38838345
Who knew my obliques could be sent into orbit on a Sumeric Gilgamesh worshipping forum.

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>>38851057
I am the lucid dream, the monster in your nightmares, the Fiend of a Thousand Faces, Cower before my true form! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH!! MADNESS WILL CONSUME YOU!!

>>38866250
fucking brayatan

>>38867306
those aren't bad names imo

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tfw name is sasha
im a guy
im not russian

>>38869347
Like in "David (((Saint))) Shekelburg"?
Thats quite stupid imo

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>>38869611
>Yog-Sothoth
>BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH
My sides are in orbit.

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>>38834445
>>38834512
>>38835460
>kuyashii
KUYASHII

>>38834919
this what happens when you allow gen xers the right to name their children

>>38835563
HAHAHAHAHAAH
no fucking gnor

>Laila
>I'm a guy
I fucking hate everything about my family's """"culture""""""

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>>38846976
>Gunt the runt cunt

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>>38834445
>Have one life
>Parents named me Kurt

It's ok.

>>38835563
i want you in my warband, Gnor