>you die and get reborn as hell's warden >you are

I become the punisher of infidelity. All cheating women and men alike will be forced to eat their own genitalia for all eternity. Cannibalfags will be forced to watch.

>>38834761
>I punish rapists and actual pedos
>Also punish people who tortured others, psychologically or physically.
>People who made shitty chad/virgin memes eternally burn with no chance of redemption.
That's about it. Most of the time, murders can be justified if you see where the murderer is coming from, but diddiling a kid because you're horny or scarring someone for life is fucked up. Of course everything would be dealt with on a case-by-case basis.

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>>38834844

>Also punish people who tortured others, psychologically or physically.

So would you punish circumcisers? That's torture.

>>38834761
Probably pardoning everybody. No shitty thing you did on earth makes you deserve an eternity of punishment.

Most circumcisers are actually brainwashed to the point that they believe they're helping their kid. I'm circumcised and I don't hate my mom for believing that if my dick got cut up that I'd get into heaven.

>>38834971
meant to orgiganoli reply to >>38834917

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>serving in hell
>not taking the opportunity to kill every demon you find

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>>38834761
>I punish the fetishists by giving them their fetish
>but it's ironic, so they should hate it eventually
>any day now...

>>38834761
I would do nothing
I fail to see what punishment would accomplish in this scenario

I get pedophiles and sexual offenders but I go pretty easy on them bc I'm a bro.

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Become the law and go into week long epic lecture rants in futile attempts to rehabilitate sinners. Also, have sex with my Shinigami.