What chronic illnesses/diseases do you fellow robots have?
Mine:
>Crohn's Disease
>Ankylosing Spondylitis
>Psoriasis
>>38834860
>Crohn's Disease
i feel you on this
>want to try to go outside for once? pic related
>want to study for exams? pic related
>need to leave the house for more than an hour? pic related
>want to try to be social? pic related
it is THE robot disease
>>38834933
What meds are you on? oringsdldsl
Cluster migraines.
Chronic pain is fun
I have some mental conditions like schizophrenia but that's about it
>>38834860
Diabetes, and recently this shit called pompholyx (mild, thank fuck)
Beetus made me afraid to live. It's under control (my a1c recently was 5.8), but christ I spend so much time worrying about it and checking my blood sugar. Mostly because if it's too high or low my mental faculties, slight they may be, shut down and I turn into a bumbling retard. It's mentally debilitating desu
If you don't have anything wrong with your health you're not a robot in all honesty
>>38834860
Multiple sclerosis which is the reason for my large stipend of neetbux.
>>38835530
I'm sorry anon.
How long did they give you to live?
>grandma had Alzheimer's
>The genetic heritability of Alzheimer's disease (and memory components thereof), based on reviews of twin and family studies, ranges from 49% to 79%.
Hold me bros, I'm so scared.
I'm just going to post best girl.
>>38835603
At least by the time you start showing signs of it they'll probably have significantly improved the treatment for it
>>38835645
Continueshe's my favorite but I don't have anything
>>38835832
Or hopefully I won't live long enough to start showing signs.
>>38835645
>tfw you will never have a prodigy gf to save from fate itself
>>38834860
Do epilepsy and bipolar disorder count?
>>38835962
Yes they do.
Feel free to discuss them here.
>>38835892
R-right in the kokoro anon
I just want a qt pure tsundere smart gf
Life without her is not worth living desu
>>38835877
That's the spirit!
>>38836031
You know I always thought she wore black skinny jeans in the show, then I saw all the fan art with her wearing that weird legging/short shorts combo...very strange
>Psoriasis
it had calmed down in the last 3 months but out of nowhere it's flaring up again and I CANT STOP SCRATCHING even though i know it's gonna hurt like hell later on
>>38836031
I just want a gf really that'll love me like that.
>>38834860
I got heartbreaks warfare and bipolar paddle boat and depressive series 3
>>38836103
I think they are pantyhose
It doesn't change the fact that she dresses weird... but she still is best girl. And this weirdness makes her even more qt
>>38836138
Like what?
>>38835442
self diagnosed I bet
>>38835603
bro most people grandparent's get alzheimers, it's pretty common in old people
all 4 of mine had it before they passed
>>38836263
I think you probably just have shitty genes
>>38836237
It's pretty hard to misdiagnose schizophrenia, since the symptoms can manifest in two ways:
1. Hearing voices when nobody is around
2. Completely losing your fucking mind
If he thinks he has it, he really might.
Schizophrenia
Narcolepsy
>indeterminate colitis
My doctor just blasts me with mesalamine because he can't even tell if it's Crohn's or Ulcerative Colitis.
>>38837095
Also, I'm clinically depressed and plagued by paranoia and anxiety.
>OCD
>Generalized Anxiety Disorder
>Autism (social ineptitude, sensory processing disorder, very high IQ)
>IBS
>Kidney Stones
All of these are officially diagnosed. I'm only 19 and have all these problems. :'(
>>38837356
Oh and I forgot
>Major Depressive Disorder
>>38834860
We're buds, sort of.
Crohn's Disease
Ulcerative Colitis
Bipolar Disorder
>>38835370
holy fuck that must suck try lsd or mushrooms apparently they work great for cluster headaches
Just stopping by to post best girl.
>>38836103
You can't deny the aesthetic quality of hotpants and pantyhose.
>>38834860
I haven't ever been diagnosed with one but I've gotten informal diagnoses from friends (incl. doctors) for various chronic, extremely fast-disappearing diseases like pneumonia.
People in my family have died from Crohn's disease too. I once got so weak I couldn't take a shit and my impacted shit in my colon dislodged my hip. That was pretty rough.
>>38835993
I have Autism.
>>38834860
>IBS-A
>inherited Schizophrenia from my father's side of the family
>Chronic Urticaria
Last one basically means I get hives a whole damn lot.
>Diabetes
>High blood pressure
>High cholesterol
All going untreated because I don't care about myself.
>>38838407
>I once got so weak I couldn't take a shit and my impacted shit in my colon dislodged my hip. That was pretty rough.
I cant imagine how this is possable. Do you mean that you dislocated your hip trying to shit out the impacted shit? Surely its not humanly possible to be that constipated...
>>38838768
It got wider and wider and was enabled by the fact I had a preexisting hip injury, which still hasn't been professionally diagnosed since doctors where I live are fucking lazy asses.
>>38838533
>Chronic Urticaria
>no hot showers
>no baths of any temperature
>no going out when temperature is >20C
>no riding my bike unless it's night/winter
>anxiety causes hives, and their visibility cause further anxiety, and so it perpetuates ad infinitum
>etc
At least I got over my anxiety, so I don't get any anxiety induced hives anymore. Everything else is hell though. If it weren't for urticaria I most likely wouldn't still be here.
>>38838802
Ok i can understand that anon. That must have been very distressing for you.
Ulcerative colitis. It fucked me up because I can't go a day without dumping my ass at least three times. Still struggling with anxiety and low iron levels.
only thing wrong with me is IBS and a micropenis
Crohn's and I'm a masturbation addict.