welcome to the (You) olympics. you have one post to try and

not responding to this post is a tacit endorsement of trump and his agenda

Everyone's failure here to get a gf is your own fault, but rather than face this fact you drown out your sorrows with vidya, anime, and porn. Rather than improve your life in anyway, you come here to complain and moan when you don't get your way. You demand attractive girls yet refuse to improve yourself in anyway by losing weight, socializing, getting a job, or dressing yourself nice. The reason why no one wants to talk to you is you have no personality beyond a caustic mis-match of the various media you consume.

fembot here, teehee

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This dude comes up to your gf, slaps her ass and says **"WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!"**
What do you do?

reply to this post or your mom dies in her sleep tonight.

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This is Liesse von Habsburg-Lorraine say something nice about her! :3

>>38834753
I'm so lonely I would still date her desu

>>38834613
>>38834689
>>38834690
>>38834710
>>38834736
>>38834753
>>38834786
We're off to a terrible start. Have a pity (you)

traps are really fucking gay and are the MOST DEGENERATE fetish there is, period.

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Reply to this post or get a brain tumour and live as a vegetable for the rest of your life

reply to this post or your mom will die an agonizing death and there won't be a thing you can do to stop it

In my opinion star wars as a franchise has become greatly improved since George Lucas sold the rights.

>>38834588
Traps are super duper gay

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This is now a beautiful nazi chick thread. Show me the best you have ;)

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I posted Lessie and I have two whole (You)s. Can r9k even compete?

I saved this image last night or so because I thought it was funny. The poster says he posts it on /lit/ every few weeks.

If you reply to this post, you'll die peacefully in your sleep tonight.

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Hi i heard about this website from reddit. Also what does a robot mean?

>>38834972
thank god

>>38834910
>>38834824
you're right

sixty niggers tongue my anus

I'll post tits with timestamp for 50 (you)s and I'll make special webms fulfilling any request anons list in their yous.

>>38834753
She is actually okay. I mean, not Stacy-tier, but at the very least her abnormally long face endears her a bit.

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Listen don't believe in yourself.

Believe in me, believe in the Anon that believes in (You).

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>>38834588
pic boys. lets get this show going

Give yous or your mom will die in her sleep tonight.

You really do need to get into the mindset of the faggot atheist Redditor to understand why this show is so popular. These peopIe have never heard of adult animation in their lifes that wasn't stuff like Family Guy, it was completely alien to them. And they can't laugh at these shows because they consider these shows stupid. They want a show that isn't necessarily smart or funny or well-written, but that appears to be to appeal to their surface-level taste. Because these people live for that mindless self-validation. They don't actually understand what makes for good writing or good comedy, nor have they ever picked a book about physics. They want to pretend they do so and circlejerk themselves, that's what matters. Rick and Morty is just perfect for its demographic: these same college-age self-important Bernouts who "fucking love science". The entire foundation of the show is built upon the dichotomy between "silly sci-fi humor and references" and " things are super deep and tragic bro". This pseudo-intellectual "nothing even matters, I'm insecure about existence, we are all going to die" bullshit that R&M shits out in almost every episode is what appeals to it's audience. The show doesn't actually have the tact to even begin to offer an interesting presentation and discussion of any philosophy, so it spouts these edgy teenage catchphrases. Nevermind the bean-headed, noodle-limbed unexpressive character design, or how the story is non-existent and only comes up when the writers beg you to feel something for these characters so devoid of substance, or how the entire show is a trendy forgettable scenario of the week memefest with just enough sci-fi references to trick kids into thinking they are smart for understanding them, or how the characters have somehow been reduced to even more obnoxious caricatures than before, none of these things matter. What matters is that it appeals to the millenial redditor audience, and that's what's selling Rick and Mort

>>38835885

I don't like any of them that much. E is sort of okay. I don't watch the cartoon, so I'm just going off appearance. If I had to pick one, it'd be E.

>>38835885
TOP TIER
G B A I E

GREAT TIER
K L F C

MEH TIER
D H J

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Passable traps aren't gay.
Non Passable traps are gay.

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See where you end up once you hit level 30.

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>>38834588
I'm pretty sure I've masturbated myself to the point where I am now bisexual, at least when it comes to my fetish.

>>38834824
Cuckolding exists anon, traps can't be THE most degenerate fetish.

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Someone play vidya with me

>>38835949
ooh nice one, have one
summed up my feelings for the show
also season 1 and 2 had no female writers, in season 3 the majority of writers are female
this also says something about the show

You've always been there for me and I'm to lose a limb. I don't like sports but post what eat when your home town wins. In philly we suck gasoline from the tanks. In nj you tip them to look away

>>38836348
Well, what do you play on?

>>38836509
I play on pc

>he thinks communism does not work
/pol/ kekistani idiots get out

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>>38835885
I is truly the best answer

>>38836546
Well what do you play?

>>38834588
Hello friends
Origanoli

>>38836639
I play some mmos, but I want to play some earth defense force and 100% oj sometimes

>>38834588
If I win this contest, I'll show my tits timestamped

Someone tell me how to stop being a pussy and kill myself
I wish I had someone like that guy whose girlfriend pushed him to commit suicide

Don't kill yourself anon. Endeavor to improve your current situation

I'll toss you 2 CAD per (You)! Put your paypal email in your reply.

>>38834588
Ill just go make a fembot feels thread and get 500 replies

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Prove that you're not a brainlet.

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Surefire ways to get as many (You)'a as possible. Try to count how many ways I tried to incorporate them into this post!

Hi, I'm a fembot (male).

MAGA, Trumpity Trump Trump, amiright fellas?

KHV here (only one peck on the cheek from a cute girl when I was young it doesn't count)

CHADS REEEEEEEEEEEE

I hate pedos, furries, and bronies. I fap to loli though, it's totally different.

>kekcuck

R9K is so bad now, and full of fucking normies

The Jews.

>>38834753
She makes my cock tingle not even ironically. I'd destroy her ass.

>>38835885
Definitely H.

normies arent the problem, you are. you guys spend your time here biding your time, wasting away your worthless lives complaining about those who have life on "easy mode". heres a tip: stop being so selfish, cynical, and immature, then maybe you'd touch a girl once in a while. you guys are pathetic. most people lose their virginity by 17, but you guys never will. you lost out on the joys of life. you lost out on underage drinking, having friends, and basically everything else normal people did. also theres literally nothing wrong with fucking a cute boy

>>38837070

dude trig lmao

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I'm not playing this game

doomed to lose

Fuck this I got ten (You)s by posting the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck copypasta here earlier today

>>38837260
my "none shitposting is finally spreading to others"
to bad im leaving tonight

>>38837299
I'm going to try to reply to myself.

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>>38837301
another (you) another time missing from my short life

>>38837260
>also theres literally nothing wrong with fucking a cute boy
Missed me with that gay shit

>>38835885
C > A > D > K > E > L
C/A/D are top tier
K/E/L are good tier
Others are whatever except F; hell no to that

@38837260
Bad bait; nice try though, faggot

>>38835885
a,b,c,g,h,i,j,k,l

no fatties or lanklets nope

>>38837466
give me my fucking (You) nigger it was amazing bait

Topper and Invisible Sky Magician were the greatest posters /r9k/ has ever seen.

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>>38837070

fuck off brainlet

>>38837275

fuck off mega brainlet

>>38837735

lrn2crop nignog

>>38837754
stay mad u massive original brainlet :^)

>>38837735
Wowwww you so smart wow

>>38837804

thanks, where can i cash in my iq for a mommy gf?

>>38837827
>mommy gf
Underage b8 confirmed
Where did you copy paste the solution from?
And are you a girl (boy)

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>>38835065
Imagine if someone was actually this stupid.
This is bait right?
Right, guys?
No?
Okay

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>>38837872
no but i did solve it myself
traps are gay u underage fag

>>38834588
prove there isn't a god.

protip: you can't, checkmate atheists

>>38835949
I fucking hate rick and morty too.

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>>38837735
>Being this inelegant
I bet you think compass and straightedge are obsolete too, you brainlet.

>>38836294
I'm a sucker for these

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>>38838604

sorry, i dont spend 15 minutes writing out something i figure out in literally 15 seconds. maybe meticulous attention to artistic detail is more suited for brainlets such as yourself.

>>38838604
What the fuck is wrong with her face. Who drew this and thought it was decent enough to animate

Depression and anxiety are easy to get over. Stop binge listening to Radiohead and go outside.

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>>38838660
>Thinking that solving it using only Euclidean geometry would take more time time than what it took him to write his inelegant solution, let alone 15 minutes.
Then again, maybe you're jsut a brainlet.

>>38838723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrgxHDoe8gA
Anime was a mistake

>>38836294
no 54 get

Reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight

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>>38839192

sorry, it was simply the most obvious solution that i obtained, i dont spend entire minutes wasting my brain function on trying to figure out anime memes because you spend so much time on specialized fields of maths that you forget basic algebra :^)

maybe you should show me your magically beautiful proof. if this thread is still up tomorrow morning i'll figure one myself. thank you for the challenge at least brainlet. here's a reward for picking out a petty detail because you're so buttblasted that you couldn't solve it quickly -- a rare image of a coffee frog.

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>>38839482
>sorry, it was simply the most obvious solution that i obtained, i dont spend entire minutes wasting my brain function on trying to figure out anime memes because you spend so much time on specialized fields of maths that you forget basic algebra :^)
But wasting god knows how long to write out your inelegant solution is no problem?
>maybe you should show me your magically beautiful proof.
Sure. Just make sure to samefag and guarantee a victory for me, and I'll be glad to enlighten you.
> if this thread is still up tomorrow morning i'll figure one myself.
It shouldn't take you THAT long. Even if you are a brainlet.

If I get trips we all get gfs

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>>38839614
excuse u i spent at most 3 minutes drawing that. also im a tired man. a hyper intellectual such as myself must get his rest you know? i cannot be bothered by such trivial matters such as my poor coordination with a mouse to draw a proof for you. now, brainlet, i must get my nightly mommy gf doujins to help further my brain performance. sorry that you must wait so long to be enlightened by my obviously superior intelligence, but daily maintenance of a healthy high functioning cerbrum is critical to geniuses, though maybe not as important to meduka meguca brainlets such as yourself :^)

traps aren't gay in an original way

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>>38839742
https://nhentai.net/g/110155/
Hopefully this gets your neurons firing so that the next time you wake up, you're no longer a brainlet.

>>38836294
I'll play (You)r game just this once...

Jabba the Hut slouches in his chair "I'm a real fat bassur" he thinks. The chair breaks unneathim
he's now in a pile on the flo. he gets up to go to the doctor. the doctor sticks up his nose. the doctor is han solo. gimme tree fiddy says jaba.

Trips and ill give cheesy pizza

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>>38834588


I am here to claim your virginity,
If only i had some of (you)r contact info

>>38836294

Wizrollinn

>>38834588
benis (nazi dubs extra benis)

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>>38834588
jasdjadjghduvninmvmb

ALLO ABU?
PINDOSI HAKNULI MOI SOSACH, NE MOGU DVACHIT POSTI, NIHERA NEPONYATNO CHTO NAPISANO VSE TREDI NA ANGLIJSKOM BLYA
AMERIKOSI BLYA RRRRYAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>38841543
ORIGAMI ORIGAMENTO BLYA ZABIL KARTINKU

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>>38834588
Hi do you like this MS paint cartoon thing i made? its episode 5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGS8XJ6zBSA

i just came over from /b/ to see what's going on here.Yeah you guys are still the biggest faggots on this site

>>38836802
>tfw you know you won't even get a single (You)
>came here just to give them to other anons
>almost all replies are bad bait, no one is trying to be nice

replay to this post and you'll die peacefully in your sleep tonight

ignore this post and your mother will die violently tomorrow

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>>38841663

Shh, don't tell anony

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>>38841564
hmmm.. its got an interesting charm to it. the first few episodes have a great charm from the magic schoolbus obsession, but the later ones seem to lose that, as there is no bory. I liked how the parents mourned him as if he were dead after him being abducted only a few days prior, and they made no effort to search for him. the autism in the last episode was good, but it needs to go way more over the top with things like the magic school bus obsession and the stock sounds. 7/10 wouldnt watch again but wouldnt go back in time to unwatch it

>>38836294
rollin for nigga wiz
[original] somehow this comment was not original

There is luterally nothing wrongnwith being Jewish, I have a love and respect for the Jewish people and Israeli state.

>>38841944
> that was meant to be a spoiler but my thoughts got mixed up
>dubs
nigga wizard it is

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If you reply to this post and roll dubs the you will be sent back in time to August 5th, 2007 next time you wake up. All your memories will be intact. No rerolls.

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>>38841880
wow, thanks i like that in depth review it motivates me to make moar and to find bory

>>38842135
one can only hope originally

if i get a (you) i'll kill myself

>>38842135
Going back a decade on my birthday would be the perfect restart, I'll take it.

This thread is fucking ass

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>>38836294
replying so i can decide on a magic deck colour

>>38836294
eBjn

>>38843248
Ramunap red if standard, death and taxes if legacy and living and if modern.

>>38834588
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zfskBOkzVu

>>38836294
Roll

Oguryna

Just bee yourself and your dreams will come true

how to stream cp, withoout getting fucked by the police?

>>38842135
I hope to god I do get sent back, seems like more innocent times desu

Why do you guys hate Reddit? You use le epic memes from that place too XD

>>38843456
(You) because (You) have a good voice

>>38836294
Rolling on /r9k/, hope for the best.

>>38843456
i need (you) as well in my life

>>38836294
if 49 mods make me janitor

>>38836294
i want the fuhrer

>>38836294
I can't resist this.

>>38844477
doin this again bc there's no 77

>>38835885
A C D E G H I J K L

or basically, NOT B and F

>>38839353
top fuckin kek you earned it anon

>>38842135
My life was shit back then too.

>>38836294
Rolling is not fair

>>38836294
rolling becuase why not

>>38836294
Rolling originally, my man.

>>38836294
orangeade

>>38836294
Watermelon, oooga booga, KFC and rap.

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>>38842135
dubs for the dub god

>>38836294
Help me make America great again

>>38842135
I will have more time in my life

I'm going to reply to every single post if everyone replies to my post

>>38847116
I'll also reply to everyone that replies to this guys post, on the condition he replies to my post 10 times.

Their are more important things than this retarded thread. Some of you faggots need to get your life in order.

>>38836294
Rollerino neighborino origerino pleaserino