Happening in approximately 10 hours and 30 minutes from now. Keep an eye on the T.V.
>>38839818
What's happening? I dont have a t.v.
Edg-E post
Godspeed anon.... godspeed son
>>38839832
His favourite show starts
Know won cares loser
The cops will be at your house and mommy's gonna unplug your internet. That's what you get for being an edgy shitposter.
>>38839852
id rather be chad in middle than pedophile faggot on left
>>38839857
If OP rids staceys why are you mad? I bet you kiss girls faggot
>>38839818
why do these posts make me laugh so much? is it because of the small chance of OP not joking?
I wanna be on the news report shot
>>38839818
What guns?
Smash your hard drives before your start your mission, leave no traces.
Burn your fingerprints too, keep the normans guessing for a while.
Don't forget to ask if they believe in god
DAT'S RITE, STUPID, DUMB, SIRRY, FAT ARMERICAN. DAT WIRR BE DE TIME YOU MEET YOUR DEMISE!
>>38839906
None. I won't need any.
>>38839947
I won't need to.
Have we been alright? Do we at least get a tip of where to avoid
The news will be showing this thread in about 16 hours or so. show em your war face
>>38839818
>he is going to try shooting up a empty school
If it does happen, I want to be in this thread.
Hi mom!
>goes to closest school expecting to get a 25 kill streak
> gets noscoped by a janitor instead
>>38839988
Can't wait to feed off of celebrity fake sadness when they hear about ''our'' successful operation.
>>38839988
Hey normies watch this anime
>>38840060
Do you really want them to ruin anime like they have video games and comics?
roboton bombaton when
>>38839818
Make it count anon don't go out with a shitty K/D
>>38839818
So is this the beta uprising?
>>38839818
Well OP? What's the happening?
>>38840049
Fucking KEK
origaminioli
>>38839818
The uprising isn't until next week, false flag confirmed.
>>38839818
It's probably nothing but I'll be awake by the time it happens
Just don't fuck up Disneyland cause I'm heading there
OP please don't be pulling my chain, I'm excited. Won't be watching television, but I'll be checking news on phone frequently tomorrow at work.
Boy oh boy, like going to sleep on Christmas eve.
Hello news media! You are all Jewish pawns!
>>38840060
normies, don't watch that anime unless you want to be a faggot
watch this anime instead
this better be real, and if it is, the fire rises
Dear media: this is for Trump
>>38839986
>I won't need any.
Now what did he mean by this?
Be sure to suicide bomb at the end, cant wait to see policemen and normies get blown to pieces by your glorius light and fire
>>38839818
What is this happening gonna be anon?
>33 (thirty-three) replies into the thread as this post is being written
>people still believe "duh great habbening" is going to be some back to school gear
It's the late 2010s, there is only one possible "great habbeing"
AAAAWWW YEEAAAAH PICKLE RICK IS ON THE NEWS, BABY!
9 hours remaining fellow bots. get some rest.
>>38840924
Ah yes North Korea Vs the rest of the world.
An event I call and historians will call
"The BIG Doobie
>>38841034
hey why nothey cnn
If this actually happens, Hi mom! Gday!
someone post the "you've never seen a pair of tits before?" thing i want the journalists to see it
I wonder if I'll be on CNN, if so that'd be cool. Who'll join if the beta uprising starts?
>>38839818
Im on TV!
Talk about how we hate women and our fake bomb threat back in the early 2000's!
Be sure to yell "This is just like DOOM!" as you're gunning them down, heh.
>>38841236
>heh
*teleports behind u*
I'd love to be in the screencap thank you
jesus fuck here we go boys
CNN and publications like them are a joke that stopped being funny a long time ago.
To be a journalist you have to be either soulless or moronic.
>>38839818
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!Is there a name for this type of fetish?
>>38841351
Take responsibility of my huge erection right now.
Another mans ass, ANOTHER MANS ASS!!!!!
Lol another attention slut
In the off chance this is
H A P P E N I N G though, Heil Hitler or whatever those hip kids say these days.
>>38839818
ok anon, cya tomorrow
Let the uprising begin, godspeed anon
>>38839818
Oh look. Another one of these "In X hours Y minutes something will happen, but I'm not saying what" thread.
CAN /OURGUY/ CIA GET ON THE NEWS?
IF DUBS CNN HAS TO INCLUDE HIM IN THE SCREENCAP
>6 PM
I'll be looking out for breaking news tonight. You better not disappoint, anon.
Hey CCN. this is news worthy haha include me in the next reel!
>>38842106
Woah, CNN, that's a sick dub right there! You have to include CIA now!
>>38841384
>tfw thought that was Piper from fallout 4.
>tfw just want to escape this existance
is this how easy it is to bait? nothing ever happens, i thought you guys knew that by now
>>38842358
This is me. Literally and originally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
Hello normies, it appears a few of your own have perished. Heh, not that I care. This is a great day for me. Now get back to work and pay my disability allowance!
>>38840924
I hope North Korea kicks off the nuclear world war and everyone dies
>>38839818
ho lee fuk
see >>38841426
>>38843064
Holy shit! Let the games begin!
Cleanse this earth from as many normies as you can.
Hello desu
Gngngngngngn
Kill the normie scum, let them rot in hell for eternety, burn them all
Fuck you cnn, if you are seeing this thread on the news than fuck you
>mfw there are only 4 hours left
>tfw won't meet OP and do it together
Double tap all of the dead bodies. Stab in the chest, neck and eye to guarantee kills.
Go for 5 at least
OP better fucking deliver for once...
betting all my shekels that nothing's gonna happen. Hey Gren are you reaing this?
just in case desu
Hi CNN, include this in the screencap.
>>38839818
this thread is highly gay
>>38844529
NIGGAS NIGGAS
Godspeed anon...
Take out as much stacey and chads as possible
FUCK NORMIES
ORIGANU
You don't have the balls to do it anon.fucking pussy
>>38839818
This better be real
>Not original hurr durr
I'm going to sleep, I'll check back later
>born just in time to see robots killing normies
Originally, textless posts are not allowed
OP won't deliver like that poster claiming to want burn schools and wait for it
Oh shit. OP DELIVERED!
https://missionlocal.org/2017/08/reports-of-shots-fired-at-dolores-park/
(im a bit late but still)
>>38844853
my bad wrong happening
op an hero'd a roastie before she gets toasty
https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/teenage-girl-dead-after-double-shooting-on-detroits-east-side-police-say
>>38844875
>mfworiginalloli
>>38844853
>>38844875
>it's only been 6 and a half hours
False flag
>>38844875
But I'm still at home. I don't even live in detroit.
>>38839818
Do it for him anon.
Originaldo
I fucked up guys. Shit
>>38839818
hello im see enh enh i want deet hails, OP
when are we due? im ready boys
>>38839818
>implying my tv is plugged in and i watch it
he's part of a faggy flashmob.
duh.
Kill as many normies as you can
Godspeed OP.
I-I love you, Nesrine
Also op pls kill normies and so on and so forth.
OP before you go please respond and tell us where you will slaughter the normalfags. GOD FUCKING SPEED
Godspeed anon, see you on the news *tips*
Make /ourguy/ proud, anon.
>>38845416
Truly undodgeable.
Slaughter the normalfaggots, KILL THEM ALL!!!
>>38845172
Isn't she a bit too tall for you, anon?
>>38840920
He's going to slay normies with a katana.
Soon brothers. Our time will be upon us.
>>38839818
Put me in the screencap daddy
>>38845816
OH SHIT IM F E E L I N G I T BROTHERS
BETA UPRISING STARTS NOWWW!!!!!!!!
KILL ALL NORMIES BROTHERS!!!!! KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!
>>38839818
if this is real, then...
HELLO NEWS BROADCASTERS
EMILY IS A BITCH!!!
FAMILY MAN IS THE BEST BLACK FLAG ALBUM!!!
I'M OUT!!!
>>38845891
B O Y S PULL OUT YOUR RIFLES AND SHOTGUNS GO TO YOUR NEAREST CHAD/FRAT OR STACY DEN AND GO FULL ELLIOTT RODGE. THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED
HELLO CNN,
4Chan is a place of peace and prosperity. People like OP (Original poster) do not represent the community here.
We gather here to seek comfort in others who share the same passions as us, the same hobbies, the same love for television and video games, the same struggles.
It deeply saddens me that the OP may do something that will smear the image of our site and community here. It takes a few bad apples to ruin the bunch, and I'm sorry for whatever OP has done.
Love,
Anonymous.
>>38845927
this is bullshit we all want to mass murder the chads. fuck CNN. fuck the chads. infowars.com
I am anonymous
I do not forgive
I do not forget
Expect me, CNN
>>38845927
I say slaughter the normies! Kill them all!
put me in the screencap CNN fake news
>>38845927
Stop telling the normies that 4chan is of any quality! Do we really want MORE normies stinking up /r9k/?
KILL ALL NORMIES!
KILL ALL ROASTIES!
KILL ALL REDDITORS!
KILL ALL CNN!
ACID BATH UNTO ROASTIES NOW!!!
WHAT THE FCKU IS GOING ON
>>38841034
>on news
>terrorist attacks
>trump goes there and gives speech
>talks about beaners pretty much and how much we should hate them.
>????
>profit
BRING IT DOWN TO THE WIRE
PARASITE MESSIAHS
SET THEM ALL ON FIRE
AND SCRAPE
THERE IS AN ART TO INFLICTION
HEAD-SPILL AND HOMICIDE
I'LL BURN IT ALL JUST TO LIGHT YOUR EYES
Hi CNN this is my gf say something nice please
>>38843064
>>38841426
>tfw going to see Dunkirk at the 12:05pm showing
SUB-ATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID-FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL HOW I SHOT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL
>>38846121
SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY BONES OH S H I T I M F E E L I N G I T - T A K Y O N HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLING IT T A K Y O N
>>38839818
Who else bets nothing of note coming when the time comes?
>>38839818
HELLO NORMIE KEK, WE ARE SUPPOSED WHITE SUPREMACISTS THAT ARENT WHITE!
>>38845927
Hello news,
ignore this post. We all love a good roastie toastin
>>38839818
What is it? A new Rick and Morty?
Just here to say Quadraphenia was better than Tommy.
>>38839818
Hello normies, here's a picture of me eating out my girlfriend. You jelly?
>>38846157
that is to be expected but the hype is exciting regardless
go to the movie called Girls Trip where there will be chad and staceys ?
>>38846211
>jelly
REDDITOR DETECTED
>>tfw nothing will happen
orphanal
CNN
do not take any of this unage baiter seriously, everything they say and post they do it ironically and dont mean it. The uprising will never happen, they only use it to cope with their patheic masterbateing to trap lives
>>38839818
>inb4 pic related
Oregami oregamo
>>38839818
>tells us to keep eye on tv
>no country specified
Most shootings and murder sprees don't go on international news.
>>38846288
Hey look, an autistic normalfaggot trying to speak for others. If OP makes a blow to Stacey/Chad population, it will be victorious for r9k
>>38839818
Which country you fucking idiot. You better not be driving another truck of peace!
>>38839818
>this obvious bait post has almost 150 posts and has been up for 8 hours
when
will
you
learn
>>38846319
That's because he won't do anything.
When the Oregon college shooter thread happened the shooter specified the 'northwest' and school. Giving us the information that he was shooting a school in the Northwest.
Even if OP did something, we wouldn't be able to find it unless he does something largely retarded like attack a politician or something,
H-hi mom
>>38846377
Well if he doesn't he needs to at least an hero since cops are called and coming.. waiting for the OK on the subpoena
>>38839818
OP is a faggot and nothing will happen.put me in the screencap
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH NORMIES!!!!
>>38845927
Coward and hypocrite fucking die normie reeeeeeee
kadjqhdlaendnzenb
>>38839818
Alright. Looks like OP's gonna have to make good on their promise soon. Probably gonna by something stupid, not a shooting, if I had my guess. I mean, it seems as though they won't deliver, but I also don't want them to. In any case, happenin' soon.
itsGONNA HAPPEN NOW MOTHER FUCKERS OH YHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Put me in plebbit screencap
>>38839818
FUCKING do it, OP. Reeeeee. Get as many kikes, shitskins and normies as you can.
This guy is probably not going to do anything and when the time is up something completely random is going to happen that will make news everywhere and it's gonna be attributed to this thread
Op is going with a bang
dew it JUST dew it
Phone posting in an eric thread
>>38839818
An hour and 10 minutes from now OP delivers. If he doesn't we shit all over this thread.
>>38839852
Me on the left, prepared to go out and chase my dreams
HY GOYS LOOK, IM ON TEE VE!!!!!!!!
Here is a cartoon girl eating a burger.
hey dont mind me im just posting a bitcoin address
1JPNuq2W8BLzMbmAnWtAjg5QRgLugxPxUy
>>38847247
pls post any others you have
i only have this one
>>38847313
Here's another burgeriginal one.
>>38847353
Another burger-eating girl.
OP OP normie toasty
>>38847359
This one's a little bit chubby.
>>38847368
The burger's oozing in this one.
>>38847368
how about you shut the fuck up faggot we are trying to save posts before it reaches its limit so we can make fun of op for not delivering
>>38847313
burger girl is so sexy
niqqah i smack yo bih ya hahaha i got dat neck in der wid dem 45's an dat refresh
>>38847394
Wow, very rude. Just for that, I'm posting another.
>>38847410
That's not how you eat a burger.
OP here. The happening is off. I'm not feeling it today. Sorry for wasting all of your guy's time.
>>38841184
here u go mistr friendo. original!
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
>>38847475
it's alright champ, everyone has their off days
just gotta have the gumption to get back up at it tomorrow and give them a firm handshake
>>38847475
it is to be expected
>>38847475
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING LIAR GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE THIS INSTANT YOUNG MAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38847475
He's not OP! He's distracting us from the happening!
Im not going to sleep just to see if op is a faggot.
Dont dissapoint...
>>38839818
>>38847475
shouldve used a tripcode of uou were serious about this
Still got 50 minutes, c'mon OP.
>>38839818
Posting one of my waifus. How's it going CNN?
>>38847664
30-40 minutes, OP can still call it back on.
>>38847654
Yeah, probably. Didn't think it would go down like this, though. I expected to be dead 43 minutes from now. Guess these things can't be planned, huh?
>>38847664
Sorry man, it's off.
>>38847700
If you are OP, and you are serious. . . What kind of a pathetic faggot are you? I hope you hang yourself M8, you don't belong on this planet.
>>38847700
i hope you rot in hell for this
>>38847700
how about you just kill yourself instead? i think wed all like that
>>38847700
Fucking do it, faggot. Or at least tell us why you're putting it off. If it's just nerves, you've really got no excuse to not just push through it.
>>38847700
Anonymous!
I believe in You!
Don't let the world get you down!
Give us a happening we will never forget!
I know you can do it!
>>38847700
so are you going another day, or are you just calling it off forever? whatver your decision is, im fine with it, but i wouldve liked to see the normie blood spill
>>38847733
>>38847764
>>38847793
It's not my fucking fault, guys. The next episode of Rick and Morty comes out in 2 days, and there's no way in hell that i'm missing that.
>>38847812
So what's the call?
>>38847812
that's a great troll, i reported this thread to the feds so just watch your back
>>38847812
Everyone should report this faggot to the feds just so we can put him in prison so he never can watch the next episode of Rick and Morty. Enjoy being vanned faggot.
>>38847849
>great troll
...
>obvious phoneposting newfag
>no proof anything was planned
>only (you)s from summerfags and people in on the joke
>>38847897
it was sarcasm dipshot op is an obvious faggot
>>38847812
reported to fbi
you wont have reddit and memey when you're in the SHU
>>38847700
you sick fuck. think of the robots!
>>38847812
See you in prison, OP. Hope they got a TV to watch Rick and Morty there.
>>38848071
op hasnt committed a crime yet
>>38847812
Everyone's reporting you to the feds OP, you made a big mistake by letting down a group of angsty robots. Think about what you did when a federal judge sentences you to 15 years in a mental institution.
>>38847812
You are forgiven. We are all disappointed.
>>38839818
Well here it is.
This is what I shall do.
I am here to advertise anew YouTube channel I found.
Please subscribe to BasedShaman
>>38839818
>see this thread for the first time
>Happening in approximately 10 hours and 30 minutes from now. Keep an eye on the T.V.
>check time it was posted
>10 hours and 37 minutes ago
>>38848492
YOU FUCK
I waited for nothing
>found
It's your channel underage b&
http://www.kctv5.com/story/36063733/suspicious-package-found-at-irs-building-in-kcmo
HAPPENING
>>38848492
>Inb4 you announce your shooting a week from now
I'll subscribe just for a hope of that.
>>38841649 >>38839818
well i told you you will come back... the ride never ends
>>38848492
>new IP
You're not OP
>>38848492
Go back to dong TCaP shit you mixed race shit skin.
>>38847812
>not making happenings for fucking Reddit & Memey
you are smalltime
>>38848728
OP Finally delivered the shit
>>38848728
Did OP put an alaska pipeline innit?