>your age >last time you had sex >29 >2 years

>18
>never
>closest ive gone with a girl is being assigned lab partners with one in high school

>20
>never
Thanks for making me feel bad though.

>26
>about 3 hours ago
she's 43 and we're dating. AMA.

>>38839957
20
never
fuck you op

>>38839911
>33
>never

it's okay

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>>38839911
>21
>what is sex

Oreganal

>32

Well i techinically had sex when i exited my mother's vagina when i was born. That's sex, right?

>20
>yesterday


pic related my nu male bingo

>>38839911
>20
>3 years ago
I miss it. It was fun. Just haven't felt the drive to fuck anyone since.

>>38839911
>19
>Little less than a year ago

>>38839957
he's 29, you're only 20. Not having had sex by 20 is barely out of the ordinary. Being 29 and not having had sex in almost 3 years is worse.

>>38839911
>20
>never

Got a blowjob almost a year ago, and last kissed a girl about 7-8 months ago.

>31
>never

My wizard training is coming along pretty well. I've recently mastered the fireball spell. Soon normalfags will cower before the might of my elemental magic.

28/m

night before last

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>36
>never

i was at a wedding a couple of weeks ago and got seated with children since i didn't have a date.

>>38839911
>24
>on my birthday last sat

with my ex

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29, never. fml baka

>>38840153
is that why you're back on r9k, or did you never leave?

>>38840114
Existence is relative. He's had it and I haven't. Let me wallow in this pls.

>>38840206
I understand, fair point. I'm just saying I'd be more depressed in his situation than yours. I was I was 20 again with a chance to do it over, even though that was before I ever had sex.

>>38840243
I would be too honestly. I just hope it doesn't come to that. Guess I have till 27 to get laid then huh?

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>>38840185
i enjoy observing behavior on this site

>>38840288
Makes sense, in my brief foray into normieism a few years back I still visited pretty often.

>>38840136
>>38839995
>>38839978
Fuck yeah how's it going my wizardbros?
33 KHV wizard (handholdless)

>>38839911
>31
>spring of 2010

I think it's likely I'll never have sex again.

26 kv

neurotypicals tilt me

>29
>3ish years

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>20
>like 3 and a half weeks

I feel bad for complaining but my relationship is failing and I'll probably have no other opportunities for sex

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>>38839911
19. technically last christmas (oral) but the last actual time was last summer. Fucked a 15 year old and shit was cash.

Come at me moralfags. I'd do it again too.

>24
>never

las vegas
some lady working at a japanese market called me ma'am.
lots of women say i look either like a kid or a lezzie.
so embarrassing

>>38840328
in my effort to understand normies i have bested them at the ways of rational thinking and coercion.

i am ascended, yet i still long for my people

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>25
Does cumming in your pants while cuddling with a girl counts?
>4 years ago

>>38839911
>20
>three and a half months ago

>21
>2 years ago
Ex (started dating in gr10) turned into a slut after 2nd year of uni

>>38839911
>26
>little over a month ago
Commento not originaru

>23
>last saturday

i have a girlfriend

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>>38839911

>29
>Never

>>38839931
>>38839963
>>38839997
>>38840087
>>38840103
>>38840131
>>38840144
>>38840153
>>38840337
>>38840341
>>38840375
>>38840451
>>38840445

What the fuck happened to /r9k/ and how has nobody told these filthy normies to go back to kikebook

FUCK (You) NORMIES LEEEEEAVE REEEEEEEEEEE

>22
>1 year 5 months

technically i hooked up with a lesbian chick a couple weeks ago and i ate her out but i didn't stick my dick in her

21
47 days ago... Travelling south east asia with a girlfriend back home is suffering... My tinder is exploding atm and both traps and cuties want dates...

>>38840522
Cant wait to get back home(5days) to fuck the shit out of her

>>38840493
make me leave
oh wait u can't youre just a lame robot

>>38840561

Haha thanks for the (You), faggot. Don't you feel ridiculous now

>>38840493
Why can't you use your neetbux to get a prostitute online, anon? That's what I did. I'd never even kissed a girl before I lost my virginity to a whore from MyRedBook.com (gone now. Thanks Uncle ZOG).

>>38839911
19
March 2016

Superoraganolly

>>38839911
> 24
> 33 days ago

Original origional

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>26
>3 hours ago

How is this not original

>>38840150
>got seated with children since i didn't have a date.
god damn that's sad

almost like 9 years? im 30

im antisocial though so i really dont have desire to speak with women

>>38840595
Not him but getting prostitutes is illegal here

>>38840636
It's illegal where I live too. Didn't stop me from doing it.

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>21
>8 months ago

With my ex. She's with someone else now, moving on with her life.
And I'm still here, rotting in this putrid room.

>>38839911
36
6 years ago
apparently I already answered this cause I was muted

>>38840656
I'm a social retard
I live with my parents
I have very little money
How would I get this done hypothetically?
This wasn't an expensive hooker was it? who looks nice and has nice clothes and allthat shit?

29

7 years ago

not even trying anymore

ITT: Borderline Personality Disorder

sdghjgfdfghj

>25
>10 years ago in november I lost my virginity, 10 years ago in January I pretend that me never existed.

>26
>about two or three years ago
I miss the handjobs mostly

27
8 months ago
but i have never had sex which was pleasant and enjoyable

>22
>Never

There's still hope for me, right? ...r-right?

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>21
>never
Never even seen boobs irl so it's still a long way

>>38839911
>22
>2 weeks ago
It was my first time

>>38839911
>your age
19
>last time you had sex
what did he mean by this

>25
>5 months ago

Got to second base with a girl a month ago or so. I might get to fuck her soon.

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>24 and never been laid
>mfw all these 21 and under kiddies bitching about being virgins

>26
>some time in feb

>>38839911
>24
>never
some people simply weren't meant to be

>>38841518
I think it's weird, too. My sister is a total normalfag and she never had problems with popularity, but even she thought it was too early to lose it at 18 or less, even though she had a bf for a long time.
I remember everyone thinking girls were
sluts if they lost it before 18

29
About 30 minutes ago.

>>38839911

>28 and 10 months
>never

wizard soon(tm)

>21.
>Never; physical contactless virgin.

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>18
>finna have sex when my roommate wakes up(hopefully she isn't being a bitch in the morning)

>>38839911
27
8 years ago
Just kill me famalamalam fuck everything as hard as I want to fuck-a-bitch

>>38840150
thats just cruel and the people who did that are dicks

>26

>a week ago

send help

>27
>1 month ago (I lost it 1 month ago as well)

Was anyone completely unprepared for how it would feel?

>31
>havent been on a single dare so far
male

>19
>never even held hands
>kill me

>28
>8 years ago

>tfw you want a wife and kids but your social skills won't allow it

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Shit, it's hard to believe how fast your worth as a man drops if don't do something of your life as soon as you get out of high school.

>having sex
What board is this?

>>38842155
You stop giving a fuck eventually

t. KHV wizard neet

PS i pray for full legalization of prostitution here so i can use some 8.5/10 escorts

>29
>never
ree normies get of my etc.

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>30
>never
>originegono

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>>38839911
>Last time you had sex'

What the fuck? Are we /soc/ now?

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING NORMALSHIT

>>38839911
>21
>8 years ago
You've been muted for 2 seconds

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>20

>Last Thursday but I got a titfuck and blowjob yesterday and she swallowed
>Gonna have sex next week, so fucking horny all the time
Wow I really became a normie

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>20
>11 Months ago.

Due to sexual tension with a girl I met on vidya, she flew 3 hours to have a 2 night fuck fest with me. My dick was in pain and she had cramps.
Feels good man.

>Mfw we snapchatted her sucking me off to her two white knights.

>>38843089
Forgot to mention, pic related looks like the chick I'm banging. The nipples and face and hair are spot on but her tits are a bit smaller.

I feel like I wanna tie her up like in the photo and take a picture (she never lets me)

>30
>9 years and 2 months

By this point all the sex I've had in my life is all the sex I'm going to have for the rest of my life...

>>38843119
>Mfw we snapchatted her sucking me off to her two white knights.

That's fucking hot, I wanna do that to some of the orbiters of the girl I fuck, pity they don't use snapchat where I live tho
Hnngh

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>>38843186
Tell her to tell them to get it.
The one orbiter accused me of leaking her nudes and would go apeshit if I she talked to me. Eventually he gave her a fucking 300$ CSGO knife with his name on it, so she changed the name to NEET destroyer and we sent that snap. While we were fucking he was texting her freaking out cause he found out she came to my city, so I sent that snap. Man that was such a juicy moment.

>>38843359
Not sure why it wrote out sent that snap twice, he was freaking out over the name change and her being in my city at the same time kms

>26
>Never

Why are you normalfags even here? You niggers have all the other boards and the whole internet. What the fuck is for you here?

>27 year old KHV
>finding real meaning in life is the actual priority

I have 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. But really I envy people who's biggest suffering in life is not getting pussy.

>>38843359
I'm >>38843147
so
>I wanna tie her up like in the photo and take a picture (she never lets me)

I gotta let her be okay with me taking photos first, last time she freaked out and asked me to delete it.
I told her to just chill, it was for me only but she was starting to go psycho so I dropped it.

Slow steps I guess

27 and three weeks ago. i kinda just lied there while i was used then pretended to cum

> am a guy

>>38839911
>24
>April

Could be worse.

>>38843448
>pretended to cum
you know girls can tell if you actually came or not right?
they can feel your dick squeezing in their pussy and the cum coming out.

for fuck's sake

>>38843464

> implying i cared at that point

>>38839911

>28
>yesterday
>she was 18

It was a hell of a time, friends

>>38843472
if you didn't care then why did you fake it faggot

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>>38843407
Yeah it is slow but eventually I'm sure she'll open up to it. The girl I did this with ironically was my ex. She never liked videos or pics but these guys were treating her like their girlfriend, I saw almost all the screen caps of their convos and holy fuck I'very never cringed harder. To give an example, me and her were watching a movie in Rabbit and we were chilling it was cool, and then her orbiter joined and left and messaged her saying "I'm fucking done lmfao" and started messaging her a ton so she asked me how she gets rid of them, so I told her fly down and we'll fix it real fast. She recently picked up another orbiter and is planning a trip down to "fix" this one in August so I can't fucking wait.

Pro tip: make her orbiters become annoying as fuck, then suggest to her that you guys can fix it in one second

>>38843483

that's a really good point. i'll consider it and.

>>38843501
***late august

>>38840375
>you know its fucked when you know what this pic is and you've wanked to it more times than you care to admit.

>>38840087
>he had the chance to taste pussy in his teenage years

Fuck off Chad, you dont belong here

>>38839911
>20
>17 years ago

Th-thanks

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>>38839911
>19
>Never had sex in my entire life

>>38840087
Fuck you Daniel

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March.

With my now ex-fiancee.

>26
>1 week 3 days ago

First time was when I was 24, honestly a hopeless robot but after years of self-work I made it

there is light at the end of the tunnel follow me

>>38839911
>26
> Almost 3 weeks now
Time to visit my gf again but got so much work to do :(

>>38839911
>18
>almost 3 years ago.

being emo was the only way i could get any.

>>38839911
22
I wasn't cumming. did it count?

>25
>november 2009

>>38839911
>23
>1 year
RIP 4 year relationship I guess

>18
>week ago
>anal

>>38839911
>21
>a month ago with my girlfriend

>>38843164
1: Start lifting weight and get fit
2: Talk to women your age and tell them you just want a sexuall relationship
3: Start talking to girls that are 24-29 and profit
4: Enter ez mode

>25
>16 hours ago.

Life is hell.

>almost 23
>lost it to a prostitute 2 weeks ago
It was nice.

>36
>A Wizard

Got cucked with a girl who was muh best friend a couple of weeks ago, wanted to kms but just started lifting instead.

>>38839911
>24
>2 weeks i think

>26
>about a week ago
>repressed sex drive is back with a vengeance and I fucking hate it.

>27
>never
I am happy and have fun in the internet. Going outside and looking at gras, trees and the sky is cool too.

>22
>2 days ago
o r i g i n a l

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>mfw this is what /r9k/ has come to

why nomies feel the need to come here? just leave us alone

>>38839911

>27
>9 years

stuck my dick in a girl, parents came home, took it out...does that even count?

>31
>9 years and one month ago

Oh, to be in college again

25, never. What are all the normies doing here?

>>38839911
>20
>This morning in the couch of my girlfriends parents place.
They're on holiday now and me and her were alone for a week, had sex twice everyday.

>>38839911
>28
>5 years ago.
>legit just started hanging out with that girl again the other week after 5 yrs of not talking

>>38839911

34
last month I did mommy sex bot role play on ecstasy with a high IQ Asian QT

>24
>18 months

Jesus Christ I need to get back into the game

>>38843539
Story time tell us about it

>>38839911
25
nevr

the feelings fade away

>25
>Yesterday had degenerate anal sex with my tranny gf I'm in a long term monogamous relationship with

>>38839911
>28
>never
Not long to wait now for the wizard powers.

Jesus christ so many normies. RIP r9k.

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>>38839911
20 here, really wished that I took the chance to explore my sexuality while my hormones were still raging. my sex drive is gone now.
>mfw will never have a comfy high school romance

>>38839911
>49
>last night
<this is very new and original

>>38839911
>>your age
23
>>last time you had sex
never ever

>30
>12hrs ago

>>38839911
>24
>24 minutes and some seconds ago

I'm 22 and never been laid. Haven't even kissed a girl before. Last time I held hands with a girl was in middle school.

>>38846224
Virginity and lack thereof equates to normalcy how, Anon? Anyone and everyone can bag a girl in this degenerate society.

>19
>yesterday
fuck fuck fuck fuck me out

>>38846425
there's robots, and then there's just plain ol' salty smalldick faggot wizards.

>>38839911
>21
>17 to a 22 year old fat chick
Kill me

>18
>never
>dry humped a girl 2 weeks ago though

>>38839963
I'm 23 dating a 46 year old. How do you feel about the age gap? About the relationship? About her?

>20
>Had P-in-V sex two months ago, but I did pay a hooker $40 a couple weeks ago just to give me a footjob

>17
>1 year 2 months

>>38846672
>>38847261
>>38845809

You underage jerks need to get out and go back to your Xbox games

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>>38840087
Get the fuck out you piece of scum. The most ironic part is that you are complaning in order to get people to feel sorry for your normie ass. GET THE FUCK OUT

>>38846672
get out faggaroni

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>>38840595
Would rather stay virgin my whole life then losing it to a filthy whore. Becoming a wizard is a much bigger achivement.

>>38846672
get out faggatorini, you go back to your normie friends and listen to some 21 pilots and cry about how hard your normie life is somewhere else

>30
>2 years

That was the only time and i wish I had just remained pure desu

>soon to be 25 year old virgin

It's not so bad right? I mean, it's not like I can help it.

>>38840392

Also 24 year old virgin. How about we exchange favors?

>19
>never
>got hugged by a girl after winning a school tourney
Honestly that hug fucked my whole sexual life as i was statisfied with it.

>24
>yesterday morning
I was only conscious for the second half of it, so I guess that counts as rape. Hot.

>19
>tuesday
this board is pretty funny so i still browse

>>38839911
22
I bought a gross Asian milf hooker about a month ago

>>38840150
>Hitler was so pure he didn't even drink coffee
Yeah, he just shoved an assload of amphetamines in his mouth.

39
42 years ago in my previous incarnation

>>38848476
Believing kike propaganda

>19
>Four days ago

On my way to gf noe though so in about an hours It's gonna be 0 days

>22
>last month

Too busy with life to bother about women.

>21
>1 year and 2 months I guess

Im so fucking tired of being alone but not even me would date me

>>38841917

>male

Yeah that goes without saying dumbass

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>>38846607
the age gap was a little strange at first, but a lot of that was due to the fact that my most previous partner before her was younger than her son. now i rarely think about our age difference.

the relationship is new, we've only been seeing each other for about 3 months so i'm not quite sure what to think about it yet.

i really like her and she's pretty smitten herself. she's newly separated from her second husband and i've just gotten out of a slew of bad relationships/hookups so i'm trying to take this one slow and steady. she did drunkenly tell me last weekend that she was falling in love with me. hopefully this keeps going as well as it has been.

>19
>3 days ago
Feels ok

>23
>1 month ago
It was shitty though, didn't even cum

>18
>never

Fuck, this board is filled with normies, the fuckers have the rest of the internet and yet they have to come here and shit the place up.

>>38849904
Are you worried at all that you're kind of the rebound person? How do you find a comfy milfy gf? Do you do any ageplay/incestplay stuff?

>>38839911
>30
>Never had sex.

>>38850659
>>38850686
>>38849330
>>38848866
>>38848798
>>38848377
>>38847505

GET OUT NORMALFAGS!

>>38839911
>30
> last night
> she came
feels good man

>20
>15 years ago
I don't like to talk about it .

>>38851168
Holy shit anon, that's pretty rough.

>>38839911
>21
>Virgin

Originati

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>22
>NEVER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT GET GET OUT OUT OUT
FUCK FREEWGQGW OGHM-h

>>38840114
>Not having had sex by 20 is barely out of the ordinary.
Not sure about that. Once a girl told me when i was 18 that it would be weird if i was still a virgin.
Weird she said.

>>38851168
Tell us more. I need to fap.

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>>38839911

>25 yrs of birth
>2 weeks since sex

>>38850964
she's more worried about her being my rebound desu, or that I'll eventually just leave her for a younger woman which is reasonable for her to think; I do get some younger female attention. I'm not too worried about me being a rebound though, I'm by no means the first she's had since her separation.

I found her when she responded to one of my faggy whispers on the 'Whisper' app. I was bitching because my FWB at the time told me to fuck off.

no incest or ageplay

>>38851723
In this degenerate society, people are starting to lose their virginity even earlier. Fucking disgusting.

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>>38839911
get out of this board damn normies

>>38851168
>40
>never
I'm so jealous of you.

47, 41 years ago. had a horny 11 year old babysitter. use to put me inside of her when no one else was home. her sister caught us one day, her mom beat both of our asses. I would have orgasms but nothing would come out.

>>38851862
that feeling when you can't be a wizard!

>>38851168
let's be honest, lots of kids had some kind of sex, some of us don't move on afterwards, some do.

>>38839911
47 - last night.

>>38839911
>23
>never

Don't even care that much.

>>38851723
>Once a girl told me
ONE girl?? ONE WHOLE GIRL? Well shit, ONE girl said it so it must be true!

>>38839911
>>your age
23
>>last time you had sex
Last night I put a UV pen up my ass, does that count? It would show up with a UV light and look like someone had blown their load up there.

Over a month ago :( so horny