>tfw so lonely I've started talking to my onahole when I fuck it
>>38839760
do you imagine it talking back and are the conversations fun
>>38839760
>tfw i talk to myself in the third/fourth person and create scenarios while i do it but i whisper in case someones listening.
>>38839760
What do you say to it, OP?
>>38839779
Yeah it says "gurkle, gurkle, gurkle, gerkle", have not figured out what it means yet.
>>38839779
It's usually one-sided.
>>38839796
"I'm sticking it in."
"Do you like it?"
"Am I hurting you?"
"I'm almost done."
"I love you."
>>38839827
This is worse than when I would cry quietly to my teddy as a kid.
>>38839827
>"I'm sticking it in."
>"Do you like it?"
>"Am I hurting you?"
>"I'm almost done."
>"I love you."
Is this a joke? Please be honest
>>38839827
>tfw a guy will never say this to you
reee ;~;
>>38839827
>usually one-sided
>"I'm almost done"
>>38839923
>mfw
originolio
>>38839905
No, but I don't talk to it every single time I use it. It's usually just if I had a really bad day.
>>38839827
>It's usually one-sided
so it spoke back before? what did it say?
>>38840063
>"oH GOD NOT THIS AGAIN PLEASE"
is op still here? we need to know more