>You will never save your crush from a school shooter by blocking

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>implying that we're not the school shooter

>>38862135
I noticed that I act more like the shooter than the hero that I imagined nowadays

Same with powers
>When you were a kid you wanted powers to save people
>Now you would probably use it to kill your enemies or for self gain

>>38862214
this is so me, i'm seriously the evil kid from chronicle

>>38862261
>I AM THE APEX PREDATOR
That is was weapon used autism looks like

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>she'll just think you were a weirdo and be surprised that you were still willing to save her even though she had a bf already

>>38862214
I have stereotypical school shooter traits, but I'd never hurt anyone. Just like being left alone with my books.
>same with powers
I'd use mine for mischief, honestly. I daydream a lot about having telekinesis and using it to mess with people or steal people's wallets in the mall so I don't have to work. But I guess with credit cards, that wouldn't be very effective. Not many people carry cash anymore.

>>38862375
Not really. She will appreciate the gesture- you saved her life. But the fact is she won't want you back.

>>38862072
>anon blocks a few bullts
>dies "defending" some chick
>killer walks up, steps over your body, loads another clip and unloads it into her face. The whole fucking thing
Well at least you died defending her from a less gruesome feath

>>38862495
More like:
>anon takes a few rounds
>begins his tragic monologue to crush
>killer finds anon's expression so pathetic that he abandons the massacre in favour of punishing anon in particular
>he ends up raping anon's crush right next to him as the life fades from his weak body
>last thing anon hears is his crush passionately moaning beneath his killer

>>38862551
>Hes bleeding and crying
>shes moaning and hes thrusting
ita strange to think this is a fetish for some people

>>38862072
We had a lockdown because there was a drug bust/standoff near the school.

>the girl I liked was crying
>I peed my pants

>>38862580
It's usually born out of self-hatred and a desire to punish yourself for some vague, unspecified wrongdoing in the past.

>>38862072
THIS fantasy? I'm far more refined.

I'm Neo from the matrix and slow down the bullets. My crush would ask to marry me on the spot.

>"S-stacey... I-I have something to tell you... I love you."
>"Awww, that's so sweet! Sorry anon, I have a boyfriend."
>You die

The fuck were you thinking OP?

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My fantasy was being locked with my crush in a broom closet while there was a shooting, and we start banging because we might die soon

>you will never watch your crush get shot in the face by a school shooter
Feels bad man

>>38862072
>become invulnerable
>still wana kill yourself

>>38862072
>fantasy where you throw your life away for some bitch who will just fuck somebody else
why

>>38862072
>school shooting
reported for underage

If I was going to try to be a hero I wouldn't take a bullet for someone, probably would try to pull some Jason Bourne crap. Now that I think about it, I would definitely try to replicate the scene from Bourne Identity where he hides behind the door and kicks it repeatedly so it bashes a guys arm and then he takes the gun and shoots him.

>>38862072
>ywn embrace a trembling maiden after wiping the blood of her captors off your arming sword, develop a relationship whilst escorting her back to the homeland of her expectant family, negotiate a proper dowry and dower with her titled father, and marry her in the sight of your ancestors
why dost thou even persist?

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>>38862072
>school shooting happens
>you take a bullet for your oneitis
>confess everything you feel about her
>shooter gets taken out
>you get saved
>a week or two in the hospital though because it was a pretty bad wound
>oneitis visits you only once so that local news can film her smiling through her teeth as you lie in the bed in a cast surrounded by machines plugged into you
>she leaves when they're done taking pictures
>doesn't really acknowledge you
>gets a ride home from chad
>sucks him off in the car while you try to call her for the third time that day
Don't you dare think this won't be your it goes. The only difference is what kind of sexual acts she'll do for him before and after her single visit