>hey waterboy, can you wet up my abs real quick? I want all

>>38897488

>USC football players
>Caring about what chicks think of their abs

The D1 football players really don't care, from my experience. They're focused on the NFL, or if not that, hanging with the hood crew. The girls come as a side effect automatically as a result of these guys's status as big factory football joints like USC.

Shit ain't high school football. These guys actually work long ass days, from class to practice to mandatory study hall to weights to consultation with the team nutritionists to ensure their bodies are in top playing shape.

>>38897538
It's too bad 2/3 of them won't play for an nfl team

>>38897572

You don't get to a leading D1 school by thinking you won't make it to the next level. You're right, but they can't afford to think like that.

I bet these guys get prime pussy at the drop of a hat. Literally no effort. The social prestige given to college football players has always been something that intrigues me as a Brit.

>>38897984
It's University of Stacies and Chads mate

>>38897572
I don't know shit about football, but why not?

Surely those who are good enough who can compete at a D1 level can get into NFL?

>>38898011
There's a lot more college teams/players than there are NFL players

>>38898004
The truest feel is knowing as a Brit that will never be me.

>>38897488
That sounds very gay bro.

These guys are benchwarmers at best.

Most of the players on the field are actual athletes and genetic freaks of nature. These guys just look good, and are pretty athletic, but they aren't starting.

>>38898514
Don't you know a footballers in your age group that are climbing the ranks? Maybe even already in the premier leaguer? I'm sure they must be getting any pusi they want right mate?

>>38898545
How so? The American college culture is worlds apart from the British university culture. How is wondering what that's like gay? Are you insecure about what little masculinity you have?

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>>38897488
>splashes acid on their faces and run in the most original fashion to the nearest bus stop

>>38899206
savage xddddddd