>would dress myself in fantsy clothes and armor
>live my life as an actual dwarf
>would live in a small cabin close to the mountain and forest
>would dig a mine in my backyard and smith my own tools and weapons
>would drink beer all the time
>would carry a double bit battle axe with me at all times
I wish I was a dwarf
>>38896979
>wanting to be a manlet
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHIt's hell, I promise
But normal size people would be bigger and stronger diggers and axe weilders.
>>38896979
Why do you need to be a dwarf to do any of those things?
>>38897003
being a manlet isn't the same as being a dwarf
>>38897030
But dwarf are smaller and require smaller things and therefore it's less efford to make them and carry them
>>38897040
I could but it wouldn't be the same and it wouldn't make sense for a human
also, gotta watch out for that cultural appropriation
>>38896979
I wouldn't wish to be a dwarf but if I was I would sure make the most of it.
>>38897307
A dwarf is just a swole manlet who lived a long time ago
>>38897560
Underrated post right here. My boy.