My gf wants to try something new so I'm going to fuck her

>>38942008
GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD.
YOU BAITING PIECE OF SHIT.
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. On a good day you're a halfwit. Go away, you swine. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity.

>>38942008
You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame.

>>38942008
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath.

Sounds pretty hot desu
Origi

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>>38942268
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>>38942211
damn son, I only read the first line of each but you mad.

been here since '07, why don't you get off MY board?

>>38943045
those were pastas kek

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>>38942863
The whole thing went awry. She asked me to wetten up her pussy so I started licking her clit and she came within about 90 seconds, then I just dived in without a condom and bust in her about 90 seconds later.

Oh well

>>38942008
Its fun and a good way to get your next boner on, seeing her get off by your tongue. But the rubber taste is shit, consider getting a condom with flavor.

>>38943097
You should try again
Oribori

>>38944448
I will, the next day

>>38943045
isn't summer over already?

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>>38944931
Yes it's August, so I guess it's Autumn now