WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE UNIVERSE WHAT IS GOING ON? HOW DOES

>>34150696
lay off the ketamine mate

>>34150696
>babbys first existentialism

Did you try pot for the first time kiddo?

>>34150712
weed is for losers original

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sorry, what?

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help, sorry im t

i think about this quite often but right now it makes me nauseous

hopefully its just a simulation

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t trapped, im trapoped in these bvlinds

>>34150738
I wasn't advocating it, fuck off

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hhelp me please i

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>>34150857
haha are you angry anon

did the i universally get on the little pothead's nervers?

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chrisgt

That's me when I wake up in the morning, OP

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nevermind im free tttym

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how can space b e flat

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>>34150696
we the people are right or wrong

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>>34150880
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING TEEN

>everything exists
>all the atoms
>all the molecules
>all the nebulae, stars, planets, galaxies
>all the black holes and comets
>all the time and all the time to come
>all of everything and everyone
>before forever and after now
>each eye on every ant and every petal on each flower
>the cloud that disappeared and the speck of dew that lingered
>every press of every key that created every post on 4chan

and i ain't even impressed
fuck this gay universe

>>34150696
>Just realizing that the universe is a 2d-hologram in which everything is simultaneously true and false

Wew

>>34150919
haha shut up FATTY

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Whats some good r9k albums?oriirr

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>to smart for this universe

really though how can there be something out of nothing

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>>34150980
h-hey lets be c-cool okay?

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>>34151025
Don't respond for me limp dick

it's a mystery anon

how do we know world war 2 even happened
like
we werent there what if the books are lying

>>34151050
*rips bong*

>>34151050
yeah well theres not just books, theres movies and music and shit too

>>34151050
so true man. let me elaborate. what if our memories aren't real either? like, what if we only have existed for a couple of years and what we remember was like, inserted in our head and everyone who "knows" us?

hooly shit im so high rn

the universe was created last Monday
prove me wrong
>pro tip: you can't

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>>34150980
no YOU shut up you teenage fuck

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right here in this itt

>>34150696
this looks like odd

>>34150696
its just a prank br0

>>34150909
>how can space b e flat
>e flat
Just depends on your state of mind;
your vibes manifest your surroundings

>>34151137
I can so, because Monday doesn't exist, Todd.

>>34151192
Well is he wrong?

rig

>>34151250
I'm not Todd, pal.

>>34151137
>last Monday
The universe was created last Thursday.
That's the idea. No-one can prove it.

>>34151281
I'm God I don't need to prove anything to you fucking mortals.

>>34151192
look man I just don't particularily really believe or disbelieve strongly in much of anything I just sorta float around in the void of my own mind unsure of what few thoughts and beliefs I do have and the true motives behind them

So if that makes me an agnostic and being an agnostic makes me a faggot then color me a queer and stick a dildo up my ass

>>34151279
I'm not pal, buddy

>>34151312
You're God, I'm God; everyone is God.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE STUPID NORMIE UNIVERSE

It's war. All you need to know is war.

Please listen to me. Why the fuck would I give you advice that made you weak. That would make me weaker.

>>34151439
No I am literally God. I created the universe, I am responsible for all of your suffering. And you want to know why I did it? Because it was fun, that's why.

>>34150696
Either the universe is infinite or something lies beyond that provided the opportunity for it to come into existence. I don't believe in the retarded 'big crunch' thing so I believe there is something outside the universe. One of the reasons I believe in God desu senpai

>>34151477
Shut up, God, you're supposed to be dead.

>>34151526
Don't call me that. Fuck you

>>34151502
To: Me
From: Me

Thank you, that's exactly what I needed to hear.

>>34150696
nothing wrong with the universe it has rules and works. HOWEVER!! you don't have rules and don't work the thing wrong with universe is you.

>>34150696
I can't believe I let Nas down

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WHAT IF MY ATOMS ARE REARRANGED IN 100000000000000000000 YEARS IN A RECREATED UNIVERSE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANT TO LIVE AGAIN

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r9k philosophy threads are maximum cringe. They're all filled with pseudo intellectuals who don't really have any knowledge about the way things in the universe actually work, they just get high, watch star trek and make shit up they think "sounds deep"
Nothing that you believe means anything to the universe. Anyone can make shit up and call it a belief.

>>34151540
Alright then, what would you like to be called?

>>34151610
then tell me what it means faggot

>>34151619
I'd like to be shrunken and then sent up your moms ass

>>34151610
fuck off, shitting on everything doesn't make you cool

>>34151610
You know how the universe works compared to the average autismbot. Because you're a wikipedia astrophysicist who almost got laid on meth cut molly, at best. Fuck you

>>34151635
Why do you assume the universe needs to have a meaning. You perceive everything in human terms because you are human.

>>34151636
A little "hot coffee" from the Devil himself?
Go for it.

>>34151619
Grand witch.

>>34151652
>shitting on everything doesn't make you cool
And entertaining every stoned loser's stupid opinions on how the universe began is any better? grow up.

>>34151652
Shitting on everything makes you only a degenerate.

>>34151670
>A little "hot coffee" from the Devil himself?

Fuck off cuck

>>34151692
Okay, Courtney, it's bed time.

>>34151730
What stupid cunt ruined this for me, it was low hanging fruit. Who the fuck was it.

>>34151695
who the fuck cares, at least those anons are contributing.

you literally came into the thread just to tell everyone that they're stupid and you're so much smarter than them. in a thread where every is just shooting shit and coming up with random theories about the universe. god damn party pooper, go away. no one wants you in real life and no one wants you here either.

>>34151663
Maybe there is no universe and there is only me. Life is just a dream, the only thing that exists is me and empty space.

>>34151610
LE NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAHA THERES NO MEANING everybody its dumb but not me XDDDDD

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>tfw I'm the main character
>the world dies when I do
CRASHING THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>34151776
Solipsism is useless. I wish it weren't, then, I wouldn't even have to explain this shit to you.

>>34151814
It's useful for me because it helps the bad feelings go away.

>>34151776
>>34151813
>Implying that the universe isn't a coma dream of some unimaginable being.

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Can someone explain something to me please? I don't really understand the concept of someone repeating the same day over and over again.

Tomorrow will come soon and it will be different from today. If tomorrow is different than today, wouldn't I know that I'm not in a loop?

>>34151879
I'm just a fetus dream.

>>34151918
dam it would be nice if it was always saturday

>>34150696
Dude dex man

None of you are even real. This is a simulation. Prove me wrong

>>34152012
literally can't but its you who isn't real

>>34151918
It will be the same day, because the passage of time is just an illusion. It will be the same day, because there's always a planet that revolves at a snails pace. It will be the same day, because days simultaneously do and do not exist.

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>>34150909
Space isn't flat because it doesn't exist.

Earth on the other hand...

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>>34152012
that's something a simulation would say desu

>i will never be a viking who lives for the gods and believes in valhalla

dam

>>34152026
no you aren't real, nobody even typed that post.

>>34152144
no u

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>>34152154
You're one masterful mental jailbreak away from living your dream.
>>34152095

is there a point where the universe stops? how can it be infinite that doesn't make any sense

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>>34152240
The universe ends for you when you die

>>34152240
Yes, one day the universe will collapse in on itself creating a singularity, which will then create a new universe, which will then collapse in on itself and so on and so on ad infinitum. It doesn't stop distance-wise. It is infinite (as far as we can see), but it does stop. And in a way, it never does.

>>34152329
wow that is wild

>>34152650
It's very wild indeed. All things come to an end even things that are infinite. Just like this thread. It is time for it to sleep.

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>>34152329
Your vision is not infinite.

>>34153081
I was referring to the observable universe. The parts where light's had enough time to get that far so we can even have the potential to see it, hypothetically.

>>34151137
>Burden of proof falacy
Notanargument.molyneux

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>>34153159
Ah yes, the light.

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>>34153240

Sure is strange the angles it comes in at given the alleged size of the sun.

>>34153253
Nice try, Flat Earth Anon, but light radiates at all angles unless focused by another object. Also let me end this thread.

>>34153295
i do this out of spite

>>34153335
I am a natural force anon. I do this, not for any personal gain, but out of duty.

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>>34153295

Does light also radiate in a circular pattern around the north star when photographed with time lapse?

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069 Y'ALL NIGGAS KNOW ME DON'T NEVER EVER EVER LEAVE YO GURL AROUND ME, MOST OF THESE BITCH NIGGAS REPPIN FROM THE CITY WOULDA NEVA EVA EVA GOT NO WHERE WIT OUT ME IMMA ALWAYS KEEP A GUN ON ME IMMA BLOW YOU AND THE CHIEF IF YOU RUN UP ON MR

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Water has been known to radiate in all directions, it loves radiating up-hill.

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The earth has also been known to radiate a curvature in high altitude images.

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Star light has also been known to radiate through the solid mass of the moon.

>>34153386
>>34153408
>>34153429
>>34153442
Flat Earth Anon, pls.