A U S / T H R E A D

>>34152722
pls lend me an aussie shitposter gf

t.inferiorcanadianshitposter

>>34152748
i was once told "koalas are the worst shitposters"

however i should know better than to believe the word of a fat Asian thot on omegle after all

our bantz are second to none m8'o

PS: send me molly, ive gotten good shit from Vancouver b4

>>34152811
your shitposting and accent are second to none, truly. I only wish some day to become as great at bantz or shitposting as australians.

But seriously though I fucking need an aussie gf the accent is so fucking sexy

How the fuck are we gentlemen. Drank myself retarded and made a nuisance of myself and got kicked out of two pubs. Put $1000 through the pokies and now not only have a gambling hangover, but coming down as well

Just another weekend really, fuck I hate myself

>>34152722
Recovered from the heat, edged for a really long time until I blew exponentially, you?

>>34152748
I will be your shitposter gf, leaf boy. But you can't return me.

>>34153038
why would I ever want to return perfection?

I would a refuse a warranty even if it was offered to me at a large discount

>>34153009
OP here.

Dude, know the feel. Won $500 at the casino (playing blackjack) over a 2-day period, shouted my mate some dosh for his generosity, then proceeded to smash $5 bets on the pokes until I had absolutely nothing left. Did not even get the fucking games once.

Fortunately I had some leftover xanax at home to calm me and help me stave off depression for another day.

Fuck I adore gambling. We're sickcunts.

>>34153133
I meant *suicide, not depression. I'm perpetually depressed.

>>34152722
UKfag posting as unofficial Aussie because I ate some kangaroo steak today, cooked to medium, with chips and fried mushrooms. It tasted a lot like beef except more expensive so I won't be buying it again.

>>34153187
Uncultured swine, I bet you didn't even cook it medium-rare. GTFO my thread.

>>34153219
It was cooked to 60C internal temperature, which allowing for slight rise in internal temperature as it rests before eating is enough to reach medium, and it looked medium when I cut it. There is nothing wrong with medium steak.

>>34153255

Yeah fag, but you know nothing of kangaroo. Ordinarily I have my "steak" (beef) served medium/well in a restaurant or home-setting, but always request my kangaroo to be prepared rare, it's too tough otherwise.

It's an underrated cut of meat, and a cut above the rest.

>>34153296
This was frozen kangaroo leg steak from LIDL. It was adequately tender and I see no problem cooking it to medium.

>>34153373

I-I shouldn't even dignify this kind of comment with an response..

Frozen 'roo leg from some supermarket that's completely foreign to me.

Yeah, I'm not surprised you were underwhelmed with the results..

>>34153466
What's wrong with it? Is the cut bad? Frozen steak is fine if frozen and defrosted properly, which this obviously was. You can tell if meat was frozen too slowly because it loses a lot of liquid when you cook it, and this didn't.

>>34153009
>>34153133
You fucking plebs, you deserve everything that has happened to you. Pokies are the fucking worst form of gambling, may as well just buy fist full of lotto tickets. The odds are about the same, and the pay off is actually decent.

Gambling tier:
Top: Craps, 5 card against the house
High: Blackjack, any other form of poker
Mid: Roulette, other card games
Low: The wheel
Shit: Lotto
Literally kill yourself: Pokies, sports betting

Been drinking all weekend cunt while the wife cleaned the house and randomly showed me her pussy. Licked it a coupla times then wanked over her face. Pretty good weekend you fucking cunt.

>tfw friend's too poor to meet in person anymore
>lives 2 hours away
>takes days to respond to messages on facebook if at all

>>34153672

I WON all of my money on blackjack, but sometimes the stupid and occasional dumb-luck of the pokies appeals to me..

At least we have money to blow on dumb shit, though.

>tfw hug a mate
>everyone else in the room thinks you're gay

>>34153749
You should of stayed on blackjack or moved up in the gambling tier. Going down is throwing money in the drain.

But if you absolutely have to play pokies, set a hard limit, i.e. $50. If you by whatever miracle make a win, pull out all your money, pocket your winnings and restart again at $50.

>>34153831

I'm gay, and tried to casually hug my friend goodbye in public the other day myself, when some acquaintance of his automatically declared him to be gay after seeing us together for that brief moment, without any shadow of a doubt in his mind..

>>34153908
Stop being a poof then I guess

>>34153908
>declared him to be gay
what, like shouting "oh you're gay" or something?
Aren't people still uncomfortable talking about that shit in public?

>>34153929
*ach-hem*

I was addressing the niceposter, not you, meananon.

Anyone wanna bum?

>>34153943
It was his co-worker who blatantly said to him "oh, I didn't know you were gay" after literally only witnessing a half-arsed attempt at a hug between ourselves ..

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>>34153999
Eh I'd give you a bumming, I'd just call you a fag afterwards

>that one friend who's a brown twink and acts all effeminate
>everyone assumes he's gay
>he says he's straight
>has gone out with girls before and had a gf
what are the chances he's closet bi?

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Adelaide kill me now blah blah

>>34154075
Like, extremely high dude, extremely.


Doesn't mean it'll be easy to tease the queer out of him, though.

Even if he does seem outwardly "open", outgoing etc.

>>34154146

5158 here :^)

Maybe you'll actually be a likeable weeb once we meet up to fuck.

cute anons post your butts please, robots have the qtest butts

>>34154179
what's cute about ass hair?

Who MELBOURNE here?

Mainly SE suburbs.

>>34154164
My asshole has teeth so you're going to have a problem with that buddy

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Why'd the thread go full gay all of a sudden?

>>34154198
Not him but post with spoiler. I am genuinely curious in a no homo way.

>>34154194
the qt ones shave their butts ;)
>>34154196
eeeyup

>>34154223
how the fuck do you even shave your ass? Wouldn't that take forever?
would it not be better to wax?

>>34154203
Because /r9k/ is full of fucking trap loving faggots.

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>>34154215
How about I don't post my ass you fag

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>>34154203
where do you think you are
o

>>34154223
How are you doing cunt? I'm stuck at work trying to survive.

>>34154196

>tfw you have to go to Fountain Gate and it's full of scum from Narre, Cranbourne and Berwick.

Nuke the SE burbs and nothing of value would disappear

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>>34154248
Eh my tranny flatmate said that /r9k/ is just tumbler for men

>>34154271
In an /aus/ thread. I thought we were meant to be just normal

a-are there any femanons from this country?

>>34154198

>My asshole has teeth so you're going to have a problem with that buddy

You call yourself fucking Australian, m8?

You're single-handedly bringing the quality of our banter down, you pleb.

Weeb trash get-out.

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>>34154242
lel, shaving ass is easy af, probably one of the easier parts of the body to shave. Takes <5 minutes in the shower. Also don't click unless you're a faggot

>>34154269
>fag
What part of no homo didn't you get dickhead?

>>34154296
does your flatmate wanna get spitroasted?
>>34154297
don't be stupid

>>34154285
But I'm of value anon...

>>34154308
Does it itch when the hair starts to grow back?

>>34154154
I've seen gay friends of his come onto him and he pushes them away pretty bluntly. If he is actually gay it's still subconscious and/or not something he wants to act on

He's super extroverted and has a large circle of casual friends, but has anxiety issues which have made relationships hard for him. He just started counseling this week because he's aware of his issues and wants to improve

Is sexuality the sort of thing a counselor would talk about? I've got no idea how they work

Left Canberra for Ballarat. Currently naked on a bed in a motel in Albury-Wodonga. AMA

>>34154342
Some do deal with shit like that.

>>34154322
Doubt it

>>34154349
Want to put some fucking clothes on?

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>>34154322
>don't be stupid
It's far too late for that, anon.

>>34154349
For what purpose anon? Why?

>>34154335
Not really, no different to shaving your pubes, first 2-3 times it might itch but after that not at all.
>>34154358
rip muh benis
>>34154368
;---;

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tfw L license is going to expire in a few months and still don't have enough hours

>>34154386
Ballarat is a great town. Canberra sucks.

>>34154342

Yeah, although I managed to keep off the topic of my sexuality with the first therapist I saw (clinical psych.)

I was mostly just there for a legal matter anyway.

Having been deeply-closeted myself for over two decades, and being a relatively "straight-acting" individual, I can appreciate the struggle of coming to terms with ones homosexuality.

Fortunately, we live in a more acceptant society than ever.

>>34154308
I like this. It is very cute.

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Eat your onions mates!

>>34154454
thanks, anon
tfw you have a
>cute
butt, but you're a top

who else here /waiting for uac main round offers/?
just 3 more days and i'll no longer be a NEET, but, a glorified, govt subsidized NEET.

>>34154420
Cops in ballarat are rank

>>34154484
>not taking turns

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>>34154302
>banter
It's just fag posting now m8

>>34154310
Asking to see my bunghole, teeth or not, is pretty gay.

>>34154368
Go to the discord, there's a couple of trannies in there, but you'll have to take a ticket and wait your turn to talk to them.

Why is it so FUCKING hard to get a gf in sydney

Fuck this place

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>>34152722
>tfw shitskin and living in australia.
how does this make you feel white boi?

>>34154308
*drools*

Asl tho rofl

>>34154528
just meet new people anon :^)

>>34154537
it's okay if you're a twink

>>34154484
What's the problem? Can't a sub have a partner with a nice butt to look at / fondle / eat out?
Butts ain't just for fucking. :3

>>34154537
whats the point of muslim uni girls wearing the hijab if they have a tonne of sex on campus anyway?

>>34154597
Something to wipe the cum off with?

>>34154597
at this point western muslims wear hijabs out of cultural pressure rather than religious conviction

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>>34154511
To be fair, I'm technically verse, but I'd only really bottom for the right qt I guess.

Next time. Make it a discord thread too. This is too fucking gay now.

>>34154543
Am a melbfag :P
>>34154582
that'd be pretty ideal yeah, I looove rimming, both sides of it.

>>34154784
>being the top with something that small
get some pectoral definition ffs

>>34154784
Eh who are you going to bother looking like that? And with that between your legs? Adorable

>>34154821
is the discord gay or just chads talking about their gfs?

>>34154784
is that shaved or waxed? I can never get my face that smooth with a razor

>>34154857
There's the occasional gay or two there and a trap they follow but other than that it's pretty robot. Not many of them have gfs either.

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>>34154837
skinnyfags are bestfags, sempai. Fit guys are bleh
>>34154883
Harder to get face that smooth though, it's much denser hair, shaving body is actually way easier

>>34154898
name start with L?

>>34154857
Don't believe the discord shill, it's a straight orbiters paradise.

>>34154928
Wasn't last time I was there

>>34154924
Nah, it doesn't
>>34154928
The discord is pretty cancerous, I've visited it twice and both times it was filled with pure normies

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you dumb cunt mutt faggots come fuck c-town or sydney and my lads will fuckin murder youse eshn, bitch ass' cant even afford full ralph polo or nike shox

>>34154959
which discord tho? the chill tavern or the other ones.

p.s chill tavern is only decent r9k disc

>>34154959
hows it feel to know when i move to melb im gonna fuckn roll cunts like you if i see ya in the street

>>34154898
>skinnyfags are bestfags
only if you can see defined sides of the abs and adonis belt. Doesn't have to be ottermode, just not a definition-less blob like you

>>34155004
ill smack your little sister down till she gets me drugs kunt

>>34154928
Orbiting who though?

>>34154898
what the fuck did you do to get a bend that strong?

>>34155000
cya there, m8y

whos chasin bikkies tho

>>34155049
not me, I don't want to be fat
still haven't finished my advent calendar from last december tbqh

>>34155044
youll fukn love it ay ill take ur wallet and clothes and you'll walk home starkers ya dog

>>34154985
The one that people shitposted in every single aus r9k thread for the past month
>>34155043
Actually, don't have a bend in the direction that it looks like in that picture at all, I sort of have a very slight left curve, but not a downwards one or w/e, if that makes sense.

Finally some fucking rain cunts

>>34155064
neck up ya cunt unless you know what i meant
not biscuits """BIKKIES"""">>34155073

>>34155068
You want to take my clothes off me, is there something you want to admit to the group, sweetie?

>>34155073
Are you squishing down on your shaft in that picture or something then? Because something's weird

>>34155029
>>34155029
I don't know, last weekend the admin was saying that he should have never let girls in and I was in there the night it was made, but left the second night when a bunch of trannies joined and the whole thing turned into called them sluts and retards while also trying to play it off as a joke. One guy kept saying "aw come on stop being mean to them" and another one was trying to argue that one of them should be able to stay because she seemed cool despite just being a typical tranny attentionwhore

>>34155043
Mine is even more bent. It's been that way for as long as I can remember.
It's not an issue tho, works just fine.

/CHILL-TAVERN/ REP

>>34155115
you need to try wanking with the other hand

>>34155110
What was the go there? I was there I think but I don't really remember that

I was psy

>>34155095
yeah that I'll roll ya and shank ya

(show bum pls)

>Friend says he has a new job mailing illegal packages
>Hasn't been caught
What do lads

>>34155155
how much do you like this guy?
what are the contents of the packages? Is he sending guns to isis or just not declaring the contents honestly?

>>34155155
what state? hook him up with me?

>>34155135
Switched hands for more comfortable fapping more than a decade ago. This doesn't change anything about the curve.
Also why would I fix something that ain't broken?

>>34155191
He's in Bris

>>34155189
I like him, he just won't tell me. I'm assuming it's drugs

>>34155192
Is an off-hand wank even possible?

I guess you'd adapt

>>34155214
awww fuck ye im in bris

>>34155137
/lgbt/ tranny squad who sometimes shitpost their MtF general shit here must have seen the link and joined. Immediately it turned into a shit show about who could "UGLY SLUT haha jkjk" the loudest for attention and a few outright orbiters being overpowered by the rest until the admin started kicking them.

>>34155239
CHILL
TAVERN
BEST
DISCORD

>>34155239
Hmm yeah I don't remember that. I left in the first week hey

Tuckers is a funny cunt though

>>34155234
Enjoying that rain brisbro

>>34155095
hoe dogg

>>34155251
What is chill tavern?

>>34155263
Only lasted like twenty minutes so you could have missed it entirely.

>>34155293
>he doesnt know what the chill tavern is

only the comfiest discord

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>>34155097
It's just the angle, iunno, was years ago desu. This might clarify.
>>34155152
>(show bum pls)
b-but I already did twice.

>>34155293
Eh sounds like it was for the best.

What's it like these days?

>>34155308
post link faggot

>>34155228
Of course it is, it's just a muscle to build up like any other
it's entirely possible to get equally good with both hands

>>34155318
>post link faggot
not for me to do sorry, but it REALLY is the comfiest discord, no other awful shit that ruins the others

>>34155316
thats not your arsehole you dickhead

>>34155316
that's definitely bent anon, and not minimally either

>>34155339
Stop making up stories of comfy discords

>>34155228
My dick is bent to the right. I started using my left hand to fap so I could still use the mouse to browse the web with my right hand. At first it didn't feel as good but given it's been more than ten years now I'm much more skilled with my left hand.
Had been fapping with my right hand for about four years before that. The curve has definitely been there long before I started fapping.

>>34155318
>What's it like these days?
I ended up leaving a couple of days after the tranny shit because it just wasn't good at all.

>>34155363
I'll give you a quick run down on the chill tavern
>50+ users
>20-30 on at any one time, all quiet and kind and comfy but still engage in conversation
>quality channels
>god tier admin (you know who you are)
>good mods that are down to earth blokes
>healthy mix of autism and normie
>livestreaming of 1 members school day where he yells out anything you tell him to say at school and lets us join his class' kahoot games
>no obsessive weeb shit
>no constant trap shit and weird ass pony porn or whatever the other discords jack off too

literally a CHILL tavern

>>34155352
Like I said, it has a slight sideways curve, not really going to argue with somebody who has seen two pictures of something that I say every day, top kek.

>>34155043
>tfw sleep on my stomach so my dick has an upcurve
>will never know if it pops prostates while I choke them out with my mouth

>>34155403
Ah the voice channel was ok

>>34155419
Proofs?

>>34155433
post your bum hole you mutt ;)

>>34155110
Idk any other girls in the chat except that chunk who kept spouting Warcraft 3 quotes.

The voice chat isn't as cancerous but I'm not in there all the time so I don't know if shit goes down all the time.

>>34155435
Your curved dick has nothing to do with you sleeping on your stomach.

>>34155489
What caused it then huh?

>>34155435
post it, anon, upwards curves can be great for missionary.

>>34155514
upcurves = missionary
downcurves = doggy

all bout dat prostate

>>34155435
aren't upcurves normal for being hard?

>>34155251
agreed, chill tavern is best discord

>>34155557
are you a fellow chill tavern appreciator?

>>34155541
Eh, normal is straight, any curves are just slightly less normal. Unless its severe though, it's not really a thing

Discord is a shit program for a lot of reasons, but the biggest thing is how they expect you to pay for nitro, which adds basic features any non-jew dev would have for free

>>34155579
yes

EROJEGENAHOTDOGOREGANO

CHILL TAVERN
BEST
TAVERN

>>34155611
>>34155626
Post a fucking link or stop shilling

>>34155512
A mixture of genetic and post genetic / physiological factors.

>>34155644
NAH HAHAHAHHAHA
not getting a link from us, thats why it's so comfy
you gotta be on r9k at the right time to see a link pop up

>>34155663
YOU GOT THAT FUCKIN RIGHT BAYBEE

>>34155663
Then shut the fuck up about it hey

>>34155688
no but seriously we cant initiate you into the tav, gotta wait for admin i think

Well this thread turned to shit, where'd the cute posters go?

>>34155688
Agree with this anon, shut the fuck up about the server unless you have an invite

A blue tounge entered my house what do? he is climbing up the stairs

>>34155704
6 feet under hopefully
oreg

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>>34155722
Own a cat

>>34155645
If it can be straightened out by a thing that pulls on it, it can be curved up by boners in your sleep for 21 years senpai

https://discord.gg/E2jxX

chill tavern link

>>34155750
Oh wow man have you heard of people breaking their frenulum or whatever? The string at the bottom of your cock

>>34155756
shill tavern link, anyone that clicks this is a normie and needs to kill themselves

>>34155750
so sleeping on my stomach could have contributed to my slight upcurve?

>>34154308

Lel, I clicked to see your hot juicy ass despite being 100 percent str8. Get rekt.

The chill tavern is fucking autistic
It's full of attentionwhoring autismos thinking they're better than everyone else

>>34155871
SHUT IT DOWN
now!
QUICK!

>>34155861
;----; stop bullying me, breeder

>>34155927
when you come to brisbane ill bully you with my eshay m8s

>>34155887
Well it's true
someones giving le randumb xD answers to questions

>>34155927
seriously tho do you moan?

>>34155942
who

oioioioi

>>34155956
ay aya yaya as

>>34155956
ozy stardust
He thinks "le narnia xDD" is funny
The rest are just attention seeking autists
The exact thing the server claimed it wasn't

>>34155940
Why would anybody go to that shithole willingly?

>Mate I haven't slept in 36 hours
>implying this isn't hardcore attention whoring on the level of a roastie

>>34156035
to get their puckered bp's filled >>34155927

>>34155049
I'll take some round ones if you got 'em bruz, are they bikie-spec or import styles?

>>34156037
were all robots man, but why do some of youse actually gotta be so "muh safe space, muh girls ar roasties"

>>34156112
What the fuck does this post mean
I'm a robot too, but there's constant attention whoring
now it's le mental illness and le disorders XDDD

>>34156104
yeah nah no gronk pill pressed shit here, only dutch gold bars, white nazis and point caps ;)

>>34156127
saying "roastie" unironically
kys

>>34155841
I think so. I sleep in the exact same position every single night and if I get hard while laying into that position, my dick just finds its way up into that hole like it was made for it.

>>34156139
You don't belong here
bloxbloxbloxbloxbloxbloxbloxblox

>>34156163
yes i do. i do i do i do

>>34156168
You don't if you're defending roasties and what they do

>>34156182
not defending "roasties" i dont even think about them, its just having this hostile attitude is silly

>>34156200
>Good goy don't criticise women, let them do whatever they want

>>34156046
spoken like a true virgin

origig

>>34156128

Yerrrrsiiiiik! I'll take a mixed tenner thanks bro

Also I'm sure it's implied that I'll be paying with a half chewed up fentanyl patch instead of cash, that's the going rate rn yeah?

One day old pepperoni pizza from Pedro's up for grabs if you can drop off cuz

>>34155940
>eshay
it's been so long since I've heard this term
where did the term come from? Does it originate from anything with meaning or is it just a term that somehow came about?

turn on the news
shannon noll got arrested for assault outside a strip club

>>34156411
lmao

>pig latin for yes
>somewhere along the way the idiots saying it were so retarded they didnt know that the actual:
>pig latin for yes was: esyay
>but they fucked up and kept saying eshay

>>34156491
is that seriously how it started?

As soon as the attention whore stops talking there's no messages on the (((discord))) server. hmmmmm

>>34156547
Who's the attention whore?

t. psy

>>34156590
Ozy
""""comfy"""""

discord is the only social interaction i get, why hate it?

chill-tavern sounds so comfy

>>34156630
Because they end up turning into trap threads in the chat.

>>34156630
Because it's attention whoring autism and traps come in and ruin everything

>>34156667
There's literally no traps

Just people taking the piss

>>34156699
Here's your (You), free of charge brother

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>>34156442

In my hometown too, buddy.
I saw him perform at the Fat Controller venue in Adelaide only a handful of months ago, quality shits & gigs were had

Anyway, for those not on normiebook or w/o televisions, refer to pic-related.

I swear this whole thing is a fucking publicity stunt, but Nollsy is still a legend.

>>34156667
>>34156699
>>34156644
Which discord are you all talking about?? The /aus/ - Australia General one?

>>34156716
Nah the comfy tavern
https://discord.gg/E2jxX

>>34156711
Appreciated mate

>>34156716
Is that even still alive?

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Looking for a gf
pic related it's me

>>34156734
Still very active.

>>34156795
>https://discord.gg/E2jxX
Expired, rip
>>34156729
Yea, Roko disabled invites because kept getting random internationals shitting chat up

>>34156791
On the off chance you're not memeing, what do you think you're accomplishing with a beard like that? You've clearly done it on purpose, but what the fuck are you trying to do?

>>34156831
What a fucking bitch
bloxbloxbloxbloxbloxblox

>>34156837
you don't like it?
(orignanl comment)

>>34156791

Oh, you look like that, do you.

T-thanks for sharing.

>>34156837
Also this.

>>34156862
Your long beard hair genuinely looks like pubes.
You keep the rest somewhat neatly trimmed but keep a block on your chin long, as if you're trying to replicate some kind of anime goatee
I'm almost certain you'd look better cleanly shaven

>>34156491
>>34156501
yeah

>wanna come pub
>esyay
>drunk
>wanna come club
>eshay

now it just means, cool, mate, staunch word, fighting words etc etc

>>34156791
>>34156791
just gain more face weight, bulk up a bit and shave your head and grow a moustache with chin straps and you'd look fucking awesome no joke

>>34156933
>>34156791
seriously if you did this i would let you fuck my bp

>>34156933
>just gain more face weight
Hmmmmmm. I think that could help but this is just my natural weight and body fat is useless in any case.
>>34156947
Uh are you like a trap or something coz i'm not gay but traps aren't gay desu i probably would not fuck you
>>34156930
no i wouldn't

>>34157011
seriously please do what i suggested you'd look like a fuckin awesome bloke, would buy beers for

>are you a trap
>justafag

>>34157019
i don't drink beer that's degenerate

>>34156491
no cunt it was for fresh, or sesh

esh can mean with smoking yarns or saying like 'yeah!!' adla

>>34157027
wow you just made my bp go dry

>>34157011
>no i wouldn't
are you going to ignore the rest of the post because you latched onto that defense?

>>34156947
post butt
and be from Melbourne

>>34157085
no you dumb cunt. Listen here. Idiot inbred lads said eshay so they could speak about smokign weed without their mums confiscating their nautica clothing you fucking maggot. It was originally for yes

t. met jisoe irl

>>34157091
what? i just don't drink, I think it's normie af
nothing wrong with getting on it or maybe popping a tab/goog here and there, or juicing it up senpai

>>34157107
not gonna whore out online

>>34157128
Why wouldn't you?

kopkpoj

>>34157138
because those type of pics are only for grindr

>>34157116
Can you not pretend to be me.
>>34157091
Good you're probably gross
>>34157100
I have nothing to say to it

>>34157111
lad is from sydney melbs just had writers like jisoe, hes just a hip hop cunt but real lads are different

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>>34157144
grindr is a type of online, comeon sempai, post lewds with me!

>>34157145

You're a bitchmade faggot though, bp-guy was right (he told me in confidence)

I've got a right mind to serve you alcoholic root beer (unknowingly), spike it with fantasy, then roll you up in a carpet and throw you into a canyon.

>>34157151
if u think lads didnt exist anywhere but sydney back in early 90s late 80s then wew lad

>>34157184
>bp-guy was right
about what? I don't know what you're saying

>>34157180
no because on grindr it normally leads to getting dick, here it doesnt

>>34157184
lmao
implying fantasy wont be a fun time

>>34157204
Depends where you live. I met my last flatmate in an austhread hey. No dick though

>>34157200

*sigh*

A slow one, are we?

Repeat after me:

"I. AM. A. BITCH. MADE. FAGGOT."

>>34157187
its fucking true cunt lad is from sydney, like around the late nineties it was a real thing

>>34157180
ohhhh any more
you look quite smooth and petite
i'm not gay though i'd probably fuck you

>>34157204
>here it doesnt
technically, it could tho, I guess
>>34157224
I've met up with a few too, pretty fun usually.

Robot from Toowoomba here, the shittiest city in all of Aus. Anyone else here?

>>34157225
you speak the truth, that /no-alch/ guy is a bitch made faggot

>>34157229
yeah if you think it was contained only to sydney during those times then baka

>>34157224
grindr, coke and car sex tbqh

>>34157252
gimme any reference to lad outside of the greater sydney area until like the mid two thousands and id be surprised

you're from melbourne anre you

>>34157230
Eh, just the ones in the thread, not gonna camwhore it up in here since am the only one being a sloot

and I'm a top, so hardlyf, soz nongay

>>34157180
why is your dick skin a lot darker than your body skin?

>>34157292
youre such a gronk
just fucking watch jisoe, shot in 01, been painting since like 95, says "ealday ugdray" and other lad slang kys

>>34157296
>and I'm a top, so hardlyf, soz nongay
Why are you shaved and fem looking if you're a top. I really don't understand faggots. Why do gays try to be more feminine if they like men. Please explain.

Also do you only like to fuck guys that are thin and shaved as well? OR do you like real manly men too?

>>34157324
same reason why a baloon will look darker before it's blown up, and also lighting etc.

>>34157350
Hairs gross, and for real faggots, famalam. Also, liking men is gay, don't be silly.

>>34157357
you need to post it with better lighting then

>>34157348
dont fucking sling gronk at me like you're some true street cat hes not a lad, he's a writer, there's a crossover but its not the same, lad was fully codified

you are from melbourne arent you what do you write

>>34157370
third time I've posted it ITT, just go look for it, I guess.

>>34157394
im from brisbane you fucking sydney cunt

>>34157398
it's always shit lighting though

>>34157411
shit city

>>34157440
yeah whatever you say zhang
melbournes more australian than you

>>34157529
fuck off grub

desu melbournes really nice

>>34157415
such is life, anon

asdsdsa

>>34157545
melbourne is a complete shithole

adelaide is the real hidden gem of aus.r9k

>>34157590
yeah youre not wrong their mate

>>34157596
there

oragn

>>34157596
>can't type you're correctly
>doesn't know the difference between their and there
yeah, Adelaide posters confirmed.

>>34157620
im fucking brisbane agreeing with the radelaidian dickhead

>>34157650
Doesn't make you any less retarded, anon. Go back to school, please.

>>34157686
kys cunt school doesnt do you shit i got a trade enjoy ur pointless degree

>>34157712
unironic shitposting at its best

>>34157558
if you're going to parade yourself, at least learn how to take good pictures ffs

>>34154196
here here, gully master race lots of whites during christmas

Fuck me comfy tavern is a shithole
Stop shilling jewcord cunts

>>34154420
too many socialists at the uni

>>34158842
Every uni is a communist shithole. Preaching socialism at every turn they can.

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gday there cunts

what can you tell me about the kiwis?
how do they and their culture differ from yours?

i'm asking as a brit pom bastard who is probably going to be moving to nz soon but has never been down under before

I just the young and the sexy alot even though i 40 years old :P

tas > mainland

Hi! Not Australian here, but I've been there and have some friends there too.
Anyway, I found out that my university is a partner university with the University of Queensland. Is it considered a good university? I study economics.

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>>34152722
who BRISBANE here?

>the third city of Aus in the best state in the world

>>34160150
i study eco at UQ. Lots of asians that have little to no grasp of the english language but other than that the courses are pretty comprehensive and engaging.

These aus threads are always full of gay cunts cos its literally fucking impossible to get a gf as an average guy in this shithole.

This is still up, holy shit.

What a shitpost.

Keep going Erik.

Where are the cute boys at

Totally original

>thread dies at 3:30am

enjoy your sleep, fucking normies

>>34163697
What do you expect
Australia is infested with fucking normies

>>34163236

I'm in Adelaide, bring me a fruit salad along with some opiates and I'll eat your load, finishing what's leftover on the floor with my tongue.