When did you robots become bi or gay?
>Bored and Horny
>Put fingers and sharpie in pooper while in the shower
>Starts to feel good
>Keep doing this for the past two weeks now whenever I fap
>Fast forward to this week
>Wonder what getting fucked by a dick feels like
>Instal grindr app
>Came across a black guy
>Decided to swipe right for the le BBC meme
>We matched
>Not to far away
>Invited him to come to my apartment
>He fucked boipucci, while jerking me off at the same time
>Dick was hard as fuck and I came buckets
>>34152303
>You're now a degenerate and most likely contracted a disease because you can't keep your urges in check
Prepare for a short and painful existence
Image reverse search is a thing you know
Whats with all the faggots on this board?is this /lbgt/ 2.0?
>>34152340
>"can't keep urges in check"
the whole board is people complaining because they can't keep urges in check. your yearning for romantic companionship? just an urge, bro. your resentment of women because they don't find you attractive? sublimated urge, bro. stop being a fag and take a dick.
>21 khv
>lose all hope
>install grinder
>instantly some guy in the bad side of town messages me
>i go there
>he talks me up, he isn't a bad person
>fast forward, i'm sucking his dick but he refuses to suck mine
>he has no condom and wants to fuck me in the ass
>nope.jpg
I got the hell out of there
>1 week later
>message a university student
>he is dtf
>we meet at my house
>he complain about his father and how stupid he is
>whatever.tiff
>we fuck (ass mouth everything both ways)
it was eh
I wasn't totally into either one of those
I'm not really gay anyway, I guess I was just prison gay after all
I'm 23 yr old now, haven't dont anything since
but i'm considering installing grinder just to find someone to suck off while i masturbate
i definitely don't want to get my ass fukt
>>34152303
I need something bigger to use as a dildo besides a sharpie, what can I use that's in my house?
>>34152523
A vibrator turned off.
>>34152557
I don't have a vibrator
>>34152523
Do you have any English cucumbers? Used those until I got my dildos.
>>34152613
no I don't and no condom so no food
>>34152303
I like traps, whatever that makes me. But I don't think I could fuck a guy that looked 100% like one, I just don't find the male figure attractive.
>>34152303
Post pics of your pucci.
>>34152303
>faggot but have no idea
>think my ass off
>realize im fucking thrilled w/ my life and yet im dying of misery at the same time
>faggot
>>34152523
fingers and lube, bro
nature's dildo
>>34152303
literary feel disgusted
>>34152303
>grindr
>swiping right
next time at least try to fabricate a realistic story anon