How does it feel to know that every week I pull in hordes of

pretty jealous I can't lucid dream as well as you can

>>34152698
And yet here you are on r9k.........

Origami

>>34152698
It feels like if you're posting it here you're either lying or you require other people feeling bad to validate yourself

which is fine

>>34152767
I got redirected here from kiwifarms, mate. Decided it was fun to lmao at you angry virgins

>>34152802
>be on internet
>make fun of a random stranger

wow, grats, you're a coward.

>>34152698
doesn't count if you're a member of ISIS

>>34152831
I could floor any of you virgins right now but I'm too busy claiming the dating pool. Better hurry and man up or there's gonna be nothing left for you

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>>34152698
do you bathe in their defloweration blood afterwards

>>34152876
There's not actually that much blood. Just wipe it off with a tissue

>>34152802
Nice
You're acting cool on r9k. Did you also think you were the raddest kid on the short bus?

>>34152895
You sound a bit upset there. Mad you can't get your dick wet?

>>34152802
I'm not an angry virgin, just a sad lonely person who's been isolated from the world. I wish that I could just wake up somebody else most nights when I actually think about it.

Either that or just take a plane to a beach in new zealand and live on it like a castaway, only going into town once every couple months.

There's about a 60/40 split of angry virgin robots and sad self hating robots here probably.

>>34152891
doesn't blood turn you off?

>>34153003
Nah, once you're in the mood with her nothing really turns you off and you just go with it

*hugs you*
I'm so proud
*notices bulge*
OwO