Hi I am Japanese girl I am here to help you I will give advices

you are a filthy fat weeaboo

Hello, Bebe. How are you today?

>>34208426
Tiredddd I am so tired!
Now, it is 20:40 in Japan. What time is it in your location?

Oh, I should write name right?? Then you know it is me

Please call me airi!
Nice to meet you m(_ _)m

>>34208423
Is weeaboo bad word?

>>34208410
Kawaii kawaii desu ne uguu :3

prove that you're a girl

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Am I Chad enough for a jap qt?

>>34208676
very macho lol

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>>34208410
Will you be my cute girlfriend, please?

>>34208623
This. Post pics

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Write first things that comes to your mind about foreigners like amerifats, brits, germans, russians etc.

>>34208410
Hello.

I am a tall Norwegian person with a well trimmed beard. How do I talk to Japanese girls in Japan? I don't know Japanese.

>>34208410
>i need dating advice from a sailor or "teacher"

Proof, I require proof

>>34209176
So do I meet the minimum requirements?

That's the anon role play as a cute Japanese episode

I want to go to Japan eventually.

How long will it take you all to learn English?

>>34209274
>I don't know Japanese
Well there's your first problem

>>34209395
Kek

>>34208410
>>34208506
How do i date a Japanese girl ari?

I am black
Would you date a black man?
How would a black man go about dating a Japanese girl?

>>34208410
Japan - the only place on Earth even more degenerate than the US and Sweden

>>34208676

You're not getting anywhere near chadhood with a Being as an Ocean shirt, NERD! Sad!

Everyone can pretend to be a girl on the internet.

Post a picture of yourself with a timestamp (a piece of paper with the current date and time written on it). Include tits if you want more responses.

you're not a japanese girl you are dirty weeb who pretends to be a girl

>>34208506
You sound cute airi, pls b my gf?

>>34208410
Hi I am English teacher in japan
I cut off penis and say me girl
I will give advice on how to make my life suck less

I want to type weeaboo, but /r9k/ no allow :(((

>>34208676
Fat and a nigger
What did you think you had going for yourself?

>>34208410
Kaere

originalillo

>>34209580
This. I also want you to be my gf.

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>>34208410
Helo I am north korean girl
I am here to tell you of glorious leader
I will gibe advices on how to establish a totalitarian state

if you ask me for pics or confirmation i not reply. please enjoy my attempt at typing like non native speaker

you guys can call me Kimmy

>>34209227
Why?
Where do you live?

>>34209258
Foreigners? I imagine actors like Leonardo DiCaprio (wkwk)

>>34209274
It's hard to talk to Japanese girl if you do not speak Japanese but there are lots of girls who think that is attractive! Come hereeee

>>34209277
Sailor suit? Like uniform?

>>34209294
Requirement to date somebody? I'm sure someone likes macho lol

>>34209353
This is japan. We speak Japanese!! You must learn Japanese.

>>34209436
By coming here!!!

>>34209460
What is bad about black? I think it is just as exotic as white. You have no problem if you want girlfriend I think.

>>34209794
I live in the great country of America and I want you to be my girlfriend

>>34209603
you can't choke the dude with that neck

>>34209794
>there are lots of girls who think that is attractive! Come hereeee

Where do I meet girls who think that is attractive? I went to Japan twice before, but I never socialized much with the Japanese.

>>34209794
Will a socially awkward, 5'7 aryan get laid in Japan?

I don't care about dating I want a living onahole

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>>34208410
>it's a other "anon pretends to be a Japanese girl and everyone falls for it" episode

>>34209794

yonnchan tokani kuru onnana nannte shinnyoudekinaina. kao misero yo busu

>>34208676
Hahahah no way it's kucick or cucik however you spell it. Your sats brother/cousin

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>>34209959

yeah answer this one, this is an important question

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2 nukes weren't enough
t. Black man

Is Japan's current economy even worth visiting it? Aren't they really stagnated and slowly dieing out because all of the men are betas?

I want a japanese cutie.

>>34210466
Yes. Japan is a crumbling shit-tier country. They don't even have public ATMs, you have to be stacked with cash wherever you go. Weeaboos only know it from anime but it blows ass.

Airi-chan
I have a cute japanese teacher, we've had a few dates before and I think she likes me. The problem is that she is very polite and sometimes I can tell what she really is thinking. How can I get her to open up a little bit more? I really like her but I want to know how she really feels.

>>34208410
Can you tell some of your korean or vietnamese or cambodian or english friends to come here

There's already enough Japan in my life without there being any Japan in my life

Japan should apologize to Korea for forced wartime sex slaves.

wwwwwwwwwwww great thread

>>34208410
I like lawson

That's all I can say ironically I think Lawson was first an american company

I dunno Japan probably has a lot of cool to it

Do you know anything about the Shikoku pilgrimage? I'm planning to do it next year, is there a good info site for foreigners?

>>34209794
1. Benkyo the Nihongo
2. Take the next origami hikooki to Nippon
3. ???
4. get Japan gf
Is that about right??

>>34208506
send a pic so we knows its a girl

>>34208410
i appreciate your thread

thanks

>>34208410
post your japanese papers with timestamp
bvlack out your personal info for sure

Timestamp or gtfo OP

>>34209794
>What is bad about black? I think it is just as exotic as white. You have no problem if you want girlfriend I think.
THERES A CHANCE BOYS. LET'S GO

Anime Japan > Real Japan

3D is a waste of time

Can we see your hymen? It's my original fetish.

>>34209794
>Come hereeee
>eeee
>>attractive!
>>!
>>>We speak Japanese!!
>>>!!
>>>>By coming here!!!
>>>>!!!
aah, airi, you're so cute. Please be my gf.

>>34209814
Why? Because I am Japanese?

>>34209839
If you learn just some little Japanese you can date anyone! You can even use gaijin apps like tinder if it is hard. It is very easy to find Japanese girlfriend if you live in Japan, even if you think you are ugly or have no confidence

>>34209959
Yes, all of our men are about that heightness

>>34210387
I cannot read this

>>34210466
We are developed country.

>>34210577
How old are you? How old is she?

>>34211351
You're welcome!! Do your best!!!

>>34212319
Thank you!!! I will do my best!!! YOU TOO!

>>34212334
If you feel lonely please come to Japan! We will be very nice to you! I promise! (:

>>34212183
Airi-chan please respond

>>34208410
itsumo sekkusu mainichi yaritai
i'm white and 6'3 but my face is ugly.
will Japanese girls want to date me?
chinko manko ni hairitai na, hairiai
do Japanese girls have casual sex or they are traditional mostly?
chinko ga kapa ee

and translate what i wrote to prove your Japanese

>>34212505
What is good to say? hahaha

>>34212506
I think you would be popular. And I think there are both. There are some girls who have had sex with more than 20 people and some who only want to have sex with their true love. but I am virgin so I am not either category haha

Translate? It's hard to read but I can try
"I always want have sex everyday"
The next part you say wrong but my English is shit so I forgive you. I think you want say "I want to put my dick in a pussy I want to put it in"
The last one I don't understand. But it sounds like you want to say your dick is like Japanese KAPPA

>>34212319
>I cannot read this
It means you're a fucking fraud. Now get the fuck out.

>>34212609
Write it in Japanese!! Not English letter!

>>34208410
do japanese women like hentai?

>>34208410
The eikawa schools are really shilling hard today for recruits

>>34212642
Pervert? Do they like perverts?

>>34212668
hentai manga desu

>>34212691
H-manga?
Probably some girls lol
I don't think most though. I don't think most people like this thing

Here is a song for you.
https://youtu.be/2Pgl-JC2sgk

>>34212719
do japanese girl like perverts?

>>34208410
You seem so qt, I like you

>>34212440
maybe i come to japs one day, not now, i have to feed my guinea pig

In Japan would there be any women who could love me despite me having a micro penis.

>>34212742
>filthy frank
kill yourself

>>34212440
are brazilian guys liked in japan? are they seem as criminals?

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>>34212772
>kill yourself
stop being rude

>>34208410
Why do old Japanese women seem to like me so much? I like them back, BTW.

>>34212772
spotted the weeaboo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlFQLk3mTzo

>>34208410
I have a song for you
https://youtu.be/3XtYFZ3ZdFc

>>34212785
All you asking there's real specific questions about your ethnicity or nationality, Japan is on the other side of the planet, I doubt they see blacks or Brazilians the same way white Americans see them.

>>34210387
>yonnchan
>double n before a consonant
bud,pal.

>>34212863
>I doubt they see blacks or Brazilians
KEK not all brs are blacks my man

>>34208410
Where did you go Airi, why did you leave us :(
I have to excuse the rudeness here

>>34212912
There was another anon in here who asked about black guys. He's who I was referring to.

airi seems like a cool girl.

I've been in Japan, I hope threads like this don't instill any false hopes in the weeaboos among you.

>>34212639

I wrote it in Romaji. I'm Japanese and literally every single Japanese person I know can read romaji. Romaji is Japanese you dumb bitch. You bring great shame to my people impersonating us. Tits or gtfo

>>34213303
please expand on the subject senpai

>>34208410
Would Japanese girls date a black man? I am of lighter skin

>>34213336
You're not going to get covered in girls when you go to japan. You'd have to really establish yourself there, get a steady job (no, being an english teacher there with the JET program isn't enough), get a good grip on the language and that shit ain't easy.

>>34213440
>get a steady job
what kind?
I have a useless arts degree

>>34213322
Dubs of truth, Romanji is form of japanese. Any nippon should be able to recognize it easily enough.

BAIT THREEAAAAADDDDD!!!! FAT GUY BEHIND KEYBOARD CONFIRMED ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT!

>>34213469
Don't bother then.
The japanese education system is kinda weird. It's a "study whatever you want, you end up as a salaryman with most degrees anyway". Of course you're not going to find access easily as a foreigner to the job market.

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>>34209794
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE TOUHOU CHARACTER

whats a good place to meet Japanese girls online?

>>34213553
Meh, degrees aren't that important although it is important that you at least have one.

>>34213553
>>34213695
Translation seems fun but I'd have to study my ass off for that

>>34213322
I'm a white guy who learned Japanese and there's no way an actual Japanese could not have understood that romaji perfectly.

OP confirmed for fat weeaboo virgin male in the basement who knows 5 words of Japanese.

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>>34208410
>>34212589

ja shoujo (soretomo shojo www) da to shokou shite morawanai ka? Shashin wo appu shite kureru kana

Shojomaku wo koko made mamotte tsuzuketa ka?

>>34210387
>onna nante shin'you dekinai
Ore mo sou nan da kedo.

DOU MITE MO TSURI DA NE

if i move to japan how can i get a steady job
(Original) don't read this part

>>34214782
become like azrael, get a salaryman job and work 17 hours a day

>>34208410
I am a beta male with acne scared to talk to girls, so if some random guy tried to start conversation with you would that be weird?

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>>34208410
how open to meeting other girls would japanese/asian girls be? i am a lesbian

Am learning japanese and have been for awhile
i'm top of my class but even then i don't feel like i'm getting anywhere.
do you have any advice for how to get as much of the language as possible into my head and keeping it there?

>>34215139

Depends on the context but do keep in mind that they do still hold quite backward view on homosexuality.
>>34215139

There is a big difference between learning your native language and a foreign language.

she hasn't been posting for hours now you idiots

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>>34212719
Last time I dated a nip girl she left me for some black dude and closed all contatct with me. Whhat did she mean by this? She said she just wanted to be friends but ghosted me.

>>34215593

>Still believing that he is a she

Are you mentally challenged lad?

>>34214845
And then later star in a JAV where you are stalking schoolgirls. Which he did.

>>34215120
fuck off lesbo. You have your own board for this >>>/lgbt/

>>34215676
I know they're a tranny, I don't care that much about that though desu

If you're legitimate OP can you respond to me.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OlJrIvP6zA

>>34215984
What accent is that? I can't place it. Doesn't sound like an anglo accent. It's well pronounced.

>>34216084
I'm British, but thank you very much. I actually thought my Japanese accent was pretty shitty.

>>34214419
Why are you typing in romaji you fucking weeb. I know you can't type Japanese characters on /r9k/ but you realise how difficult it is for Japanese to understand romaji as it is. Just type normally or use Vocaroo ffs.

>>34208410
Here's one for you, OP

I'm a 6'3/4 white male with a very large body frame. Are there any Japanese qt girls to accommodate my size?

>>34208410
Is it true that the japanese girls don't really sweat and smell?
It's terrible if it's true since my two biggest fetishes are Japanese Girls and Sweaty feet / body odour

>>34209603
Post pic then u sub beta male, and then show me that bussy so I can fuck you bb.

>>34216169
That's pretty good then. Normally anglos have a very distinguishable and pretty heavy accent. I guess Japanese is not the first foreign language you've learned.

>>34209505
I didn't think anyone would notice Lmfao good catch nerd

>>34216562
Only if fatty

>>34216435
>you realise how difficult it is for Japanese to understand romaji as it is

boo hoo only 20 characters

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>>34209754
Is North Korea really the progressive paradise it is portrayed as?

>>34208584
It is used as a bad word.

Urban Dictionary definition: "Someone who is obsessed with Japan/Japanese Culture/Anime, etc. and attempts to act as if they were Japanese, even though they're far from it. They use Japanese words but usually end up pronouncing them wrong and sounding like total assholes. You can find alot of these faggots clogging up the forums of Gaia Online, hanging out in the international aisle of the supermarket, or crowding the manga section of your local bookstore."

>>34209603
That man is not fat. Far from it.

>>34217202
That's not the point. Kanji is a thing.

>>34216435
This

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>>34213322
don't be mean to airi chan ;-;

>>34216708
Actually I'm 26 years old and Japanese is the only other language I've began learning. I'm feeling pretty flattered right now desu.