What would you do if you had 1 billion dollars? I'd start

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If I had one billion dollars, I'd use it to invest in a company in the United States, claim my permanent citizenship card as soon as possible, buy a hugh plot of land, build a lot of houses to rent out for a small fee to likeminded people and finally live a basic but happy life.

>>34432589
Buy a house among other stupid shit. Save like 50 million and donate the rest of it I don't need all that money I'll still be depressed and worthless.

i'd start an old school animation house that specializes in hand drawn animated furry pornography movies

it was what the world needs most of all

I would buy an old school house and make it a private school for poor children. I'd also build a city where people can have these old houses with a flat upstairs and a shop on the ground floor. I would build a church and become the local priest. The rest would become money usable by the city.

>>34432589
I would buy my grandparent's house
I would pay a maid to clean it every day(do cat litter, dishes, etc)
That maid would also be my bang maid
I would also probably buy a tradmill and a set of weights so I can get healthy and live in luxury as long as possible

build one apartment complex, and give away half of the units in a special raffle.

>>34432589
Actually, this is an exceptional idea, OP. I'm pretty impressed that I'm not the only one that thought about doing this.

>>34432589
Anyone under 6ft tall and if their penis is less then 6.5 inches I would make them take HRT and become traps.

>>34432589
I would prob have people human traffic me women for me to rape then they can do what ever they like with when i'm done raping them.

I'd buy myself a few pairs of nice leather shoes, kitchen knives, and a couple bottles of whisky.

I'd pay off my student loans

I'd put a million or two in an IRA

I'd give my brother a few million so that he can afford to manage his Leukemia

Buy my mum a nice long trip to Italy, because she deserves a break for once in her horrible life.

And then I'd give the rest away to help homeless people, queer people, and people who can't afford a good education.

Everything else in life I'd want to for earn myself. I imagine that being able to have whatever you want whenever you want would cheapen everything.

>>34432589
This is why people think you are autistic OP