>tfw just shit my pants in class wtf do i do? I sit in the

Yell the top of your lungs
>I SHAT MYSELF
And run out of the classroom full speed.

Get out before they notice the smell!!

Just head to the bathroom before the whole class smells it.

dont post on r9k and go to the toilet and wipe your ass

cant believe i have to tell this to another human

>>34432513
Walk out slowly and calmly like you didn't just shit your pants and get out before you start stinking up the room

>>34432513

I say just wait it out. Sometimes it feels worse than it is.

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>>34432513
You shoot yourself you frogposting autist

>>34432513
Piss yourself so it covers the smell, trust me I've done it before.

>>34432513
Take pics or this is BS, ironey is I'm stuck in a traffic jam and 80% chqnce I'm not going to make it senpai FUCK MY LIFE

>>34432513
leave the school, go home, clean up, shitpost on 4chan

>>34432513
This dude on /b/ shit himself he was from Brazil I think took pics and time stamp left his undies in toilet.

>>34432644
sterilizes the scent i can confirm, just did it

>>34432663
Haha I've been there before senpai but I pulled over side of the road and crapped in the forest also used my boxers as TP

>>34432709
I would have eaten your ass out as TP

>>34432709
Man I'm trying stuck in city no where to go uggg, if I do shit myself I will make a thread when I get home. My ass is burning and I'm clenching this is terrible

THE SMELL IS SPREADING

THE PARTICLES ARE ADVANCING LIKE NEVER SEEN BEFORE

SOON THE MOLECYLES THAT CONSTRUCT THE ODOURS ASSOCIATED WITH FECES WILL FIND THEIR WAY TO YOUR CLASSMATES

THERE IS NO ESCAPE

ONLY A MEMORY - MEMORY WITH A SMELL IS EASIER TO REMEMBER - AND WHEN THEY CONNECT THE DOTS THE LAUGHTER WILL BE UNHOLY - THEY WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU AS THE SHITPANT

>>34432724
>My ass is burning and I'm clenching this is terrible

hnnnnnnnnnng