What are the qualities you need to post on /r9k/? I see a lot

>>34432643
I'm a cyborg apparently so I don't know what qualities a robot would have. I guess be socially inept? Because there's robots here who aren't completely hopeless and the occasional Chris Chan emulator as well as the /pol/tard and the >muh superior genetics moron.

>>34432643
>A strengthening sense that life is completely meaningless and any effort towards anything is futile.
>Too lazy to do anything
>INTJ/TP personality that makes the external world of secondary interest
>The aforementioned lends itself to not being high energy enough to create positive social rapport with normies etc
>The self-defeating cycle makes low-impact socialization like this board more cozy and comfy.
>Rationalize that its easier and more efficient to just stay here
>Wait to die

>>34432643
In this order
>virgin (#1)
>not extroverted
>under 5/10
>can't communicate with women
>no (female)friends
>socially dysfunctional
>not ripped (>>>/fit/)
>not financially successful
>not an attentionwhore (tripfags be here)
>"depressed"(no will to change/do/improve anithing that matters)
Everybody else is on the normalfag spectrum, from failed normalfag (aka "cyborgs") to chad

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Anything less than 58 btfo

>>34432998
More than 58*

>>34432643
You're not a robot, end of discussion

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>>34432998
>am a 3/10 fat, balding, socially awkward, khhv who can't look a person in the eyes for more than 2 seconds
>slightly strange
Lmao, the "social" section and especially the sexual stuff need a yuge point buff.

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An inherent lack of self reflection that results in explosions of both anger and sadness, all underneath the umbrella of internet autism.

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>>34432998
So I guess I'm a "Slighty Strange" I got 92

>>34433330
Are you a virgin?
originals

>>34432693
Actually you sound heavily depressed. You're probably not an idiot, think hard about WHY you feel like that and it might go away in an instant. I'm not memeing.

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>>34432643
don't be female

>MALE
>KHHV
>INTP
>no IRL friends whatsoever
>over 18 and still living with parents
>NEET
>apathetic, lazy, reclusive, and antisocial
>few hobbies or life skills beyond anime and video games
>far right leaning political views
>can't move on from high school
>spend most days sleeping, shitposting, and masturbating
>poor physical and mental health
>poor hygiene
>physically unattractive
>typically lives with a single mother
>if father is around, he makes it clear how disappointed in you he is daily

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>>34433440
Most likely, yes, I am.

>>34432643
I think being a virgin and having no irl friends should be the absolute minimum standard.
Or at worst, if you're not a virgin you must not have lost the virginity with someone you actually loved.

>>34434228
>far right leaning political views
Robots don't give a shit about politics

>>34432643
Virgin til 22.
Had a few cringy stalker phases for a few girls in my 20s.
Bullied in school.
Extremely slow to make new friends and find social events and family holidays to be an uncomfortable burden.
Always initiated dating online.
Frequent r9k in my 30s.
Constantly depressed and/or angry.
Don't drive.
Spend way too much time on literally autistic shit like testing input lag on various displays/controllers and configuring emulators instead of playing games.
but I live with my girlfriend and work full time, reeeeee

You must fulfill 3/4 of this list, including the *mandatories.
>*kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin
>*poor
>mentally ill
>out of shape
>*white
>*male
>never communicated with a non-relative female (this includes replying to "fembots")
>bad at anything you do
>*no practical skills (cooking, cleaning, driving, etc.)
>*no friends
>*speak less than five words per day
>*don't use drugs (alcohol, caffeine, weed, etc.)
>*dropped out of high school
>get called ugly by complete strangers
>get picked on by women
>get picked on by children
>*never had a job
>*cut your own hair
>betrayed by everyone you ever trusted

>>34434371
wow im also in my 30s and lost virginity at 22

>>34434536
>*white
It sure is bad to be of the most loved race in the world.

**Mandatory criteria** (you have to meet this criteria or else you are on the Normiescum spectrum):
Your penis never been inside a girl's (XX) vagina.

If you've stuck your cock inside pussy, and you didn't have to pay for it, you are absolutely not a robot.

All other attributes such as short, bald, jobless, dicklet etc. are secondary.

>>34434536
I don't understand how hugless chumps exist

I am a khv

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fucking kill me

reee

original orange juice orginani xD

>>34434940
>white race
>the most loved

Give me a break, its the only race that publicly and proudly hates itself