>ywn sit in a dark corner of a medieval tavern with your cloak

>>34652372
post comfy medieval movie trailers pls

>>34652372
Its the medieval part that's hard - but this is pretty achievable really. Like really, anti smoking laws are the next big thing but this is doable.

>>34652372
You will never slave away under your feudal lord, eat one meager meal per day and suffer from malnutrition, expect to conform to a moral structure that crushes your humanity, watch half of your siblings and later your own children die before they reach 15, not bathe constantly covered in dirt shit and flies, go stir crazy in the winter stuck in your drafty shack, get some kind of plague and die a slow death without the slightest semblance of palliative care

heh nothin personnel

>>34652372

lol what kind of faggot is mixing opium and weed and tobacco in a pipe, enjoy your sudden overwhelming body temperature and muscle spazms.

Fucking drug noobz

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>>34652372
You can always cosplay at home

>>34652842
>ywn make wild accusations about the past based on modern leftist progressive theory and comedy sketches such as Monty pythons holy grail

>tfw capes/cloaks will never be fashionable to wear casually in everyday situations

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>>34653128
Youre memeing right?

http://content.ucpress.edu/chapters/11633.ch01.pdf

>>34653233
The first two pages the author is basically saying that it's only our cotton wool wrapped modern lifestyle that makes us think medieval life were harsh. Basically btfo'd progressivism which teaches that we were all little more than monkeys at some point.

>>34652994
This guy actually looks fun to hang out with.
He doesn't look like he is taking any of it too seriously.

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>ywn be an edgy nottin personnel bounty hunter

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>ywn be an ex-mercenary who vows to get revenge after all your friends die and your waifu is raped

>>34653729
>ywn be the quickest gunslinger on this side of the Missouri

>>34652372
>yfw all of /r9k/ would be either a slave or a serf. Not getting any puss and doing back breaking work. You then die at age 23

I just want to smoke some cannabis, tobacco and opium.

>>34653779
>tfw you and your group of bandits will never go ok a crime spree across the west.
>Ywn be the leader
>Ywn be called madBonesMgee

>>34653862
>ywn go on a crime spree around all of America
>ywn die after only a few years after boldly claiming they will never catch you alive

>>34653637

Senpai, its a chapter from a book about religion, from the first paragraph
>discussing the role of religion and saints among Western European Christians during the medieval and early modern periods.
And the header on every other page
>Appealing to Saints for Miracles

It addresses nothing to do with progressivism or any social theory. Why are you trying to shoehorn the discussion to make me seem like a sjw just for not wanting to live 800 years in the past? This has nothing to do with politics. Sorry if it challenges your fantasy of being a mysterious cloaked figure at a tavern or whatever.

If you had red past the first few pages, it paints a very illustrative image of what it was like to live back then, relying anthropological studies, such as calculating food and nutrition able to be produced by typical acreage, things like that. The only reason I posted it. People romanticize that era because of its prevalence in fiction, but in hindsight, it would suck. He also said:

>Historians writing in the year 3010 might be similarly perplexed at how we could possibly have enjoyed life in the early twenty-first century

which kinda sounds more in favor of progressivism anyway, if you force the content to fit that narrative

>>34653821
They'd probably have been hardened by work and a lack of enabling lifestyle (no vidya, waifus), or they'd have died of their "tfw bad genes", that they like to use as an excuse for their character flaws, long before growing up into the angsty piles of flesh posting right now.

>>34653896
>tfw they will never take you alive
>tfw madBonesMgee's legacy won't live on because he doesn't exist

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>>34653821
>mfw finally getting a fair, pure virgin to be my wife
>mfw the lord claims his first night right
>mfw my wife enjoys it
N O B L I L I T A T E D

>>34653982
>tfw wedding day finally having chance to have sexytime goodbye virginity and having some meat at the party
>knight comes and rapes my soon to be wife and eats my bacon
>makes me watch, soon to be wife enjoys it
>knight takes wife to be his maid
>still virgin

>>34654024
>Tfw knight

>>34653965
>ywn be romanticised by next generations
>they will never consider you a tragic warrior for freedom, while you actually were just a renegade

>>34654069
>FUCKING NOBLEFAGS GET OFF MY VILLAGE RRRREEEEEEE
>PEOPLE'S UPRISING WHEN

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>>34654024
>tfw you cut off your balls to hide under her pillow, as a gift
>wenches love that shit
>tfw the meme doesnt work

seriously though what the fuck lulz

>>34654127
>PEOPLE'S UPRISING WHEN
1789

>>34652842
>already slaving over my entire life
>eat at most two meals a day
>haven't had a friend in years, think I'm part of the lowest caste of society
>yeah the everybody dying part sucks
>oh well I'm dirty and don't have to clean myself every day oh no! Not like everyone else is just as dirty!
>going crazy for an actually valid reason sounds like fun
>well that sounds like the worst way to die, but at least I'll die

>>34654127
>ywn storm the king's castle and make him watch his qt princess daughter being forced to serve as a cumdumpster for your army

>ywn live in a world with less than 7 billion fucking people alive

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>>34654226
Don't worry, the time may come sooner than you expect.

>>34652372
Medieval fantasy tavern you mean, that kind of mixture was not around at medieval times.

>>34652864
you are actually the stupidest cunt

>>34652864
Heroin and Tobacco is a god tier mix, so I'm assuming opium and tobacco is the same. Weed is like the beer of drugs, in small doses it goes well with anything.

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medieval goatse

>>34653982
literally propaganda

>>34652372
>Slightly ASMRish