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>Be me
>Go pee
>Finish pee, shake peepee so last few drops come out
>Make sure nothing comes out after
>Nothing
>Walk around, go back and wiggle again
>Nothing
>Go back into room
>Sit down and instantly piss myself
>Musty pants and underwear after that

This happen to any other robots out there? It's fucking annoying me.
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>>34692865
Could be a weak bladder dude, try to do kegals and drink more water if you dont get much already.
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I always sit down when I pee and I wipe my peeter with tp. I don't know why but it works.
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>>34692865
you need to milk your urethra from the gooch to squeeze the rest of the pee out
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>>34692922
I do the same thing, still doesn't work :T
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>>34693136
Gonna try this, thanks very much anon.
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>>34693149
My dad thought I was gay for wiping my pp. I wasn't. Did you ever get back lash for this?
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>>34693173
Been doing it for a few years and they never noticed anything, so not quite.
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>>34692865
>Sit down and instantly piss myself
Fuckin christ.
Its like a kinked garden hose.
I hate that bastard sometimrs
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>>34692891
Can't get myself to get in the habit of kegals, but I do try quite a bit.. Also I drink and eat healthy enough, thank you very much though anon, I hope this helps others.
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>>34693136
>>34693149
This shit is easy.
Take back of thumb pull up behind scrotum lightly.

Secret Pee pee spurt out like action figure

KINKED HOSE DICK STILL when I sit and rest the piping
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>>34693171
I thought I was the only person who does this.
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>>34693488
So did I, up until now. Thought I would be called a faggot for it so I haven't told anyone.
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