Do you remember your 1st fap?

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>>34692674
Of course, anon.
I was 13 years old and It felt really good.
Now I have a fucking problem and I masturbate every single day, so I think I lost the pleasure that I felt the first time I masturbated.

My life don't have any sense now.

>>34692674
I awkwardly fapped after shitting. I was sitting on the toilet. The actual nut part kind of hurt.

>>34692674
Yeah, I fapped to a picture in a kids sexual health book of a girl lying down with her hands in between her legs.

I remember the orgasm knocking out my vision for a few seconds because I was masturbating my rubbing the tip and not jerking it, so it was super intense.

>>34692674
It was to a picture of Beyonce in the Guinness World Records (2010).

My dad came in to check on me and I had to lie on my stomach and act like nothing strange was happening while I was cumming for the first time. Once he was gone I realized that my boner was gone and there was some sticky stuff in my pants.

you always remember your first fap

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My parents had something like pic related and one night I was examining it at full power and then I was putting it all over my body to figure out how to use it and why old people think it feels nice.
Eventually it got down to my 10-11 year old weewee and then I noticed a little bit of pee came out. But I know now, it wasn't pee.
A year or two later though I got a computer and started watching porn and then I actually figured out how to fap. I can remember the first video I watched. Teenage Grand Slam on tube8. Two guys, and two girls.

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>>34692674
I watched a video of girls farting on youtube and dry humped my floor
Good times

>>34692674
Yah, I was super horny, and I've heard all the other kids were Jacking off. So i tried to rub my dick, but I didn't feel anything and it came off as Humorous and silly, because I didn't understand what I was supposed to be doing, so I got my Laptop, and turned to PornHub I think. This was before all the retarded awkward Porn was popular, and back when Porn was a lot more entertaining and didn't have the homo vibes and awkward camera angles that are really popular now for some reason.

Anyways I took a pillow and basically Dry Humped it for ( had a seizure on top of a pillow )30 minutes, until I came. And I remember it being the most intense Orgasm I've ever had, truly opening Pandora's Box. It was so Intense that my stomach felt sank, like I had eaten a lot, and I felt exhausted as If I just ran a marathon. When I came I remember just being completely intoxicated by the climax so much that I was still kind of tired and reverent for like 2 days. I was just walking around like woah, that was intense.

Yes I didn't know what it was, I just knew it felt really good. When I came, I thought I broke something so I cried myself to sleep.

Good foreshadowing for what fapping is like 15 years later.

>>34692674
I remember my first autistic fap where instead of using my fist like a normal human being I grinded up against my forearm

I remember I stopped stroking when I started cumming because it shocked me so much

>>34692674
Yeah I was 16. I was watching porn for a while already but I didn't touch myself until I started having wet dreams.

It was either fap or wake up in the middle of the night so...

Anyway it was boring. Just some random gif on a porn site that likely doesn't exist anymore.

>>34693818
i used to use this too, i got the idea from a christian book about how parents should teach about sex

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the evolution of my fap amuses me so much. It started simply humping doors looking at slave leia in lego starwars and now im watching RWBY VR porn and beating off. Life truly is a journey.

>>34692674
Hell yeah, hands free orgasm while looking at damsel in distress pictures. Good times.

>>34692674
I do, mostly because of how odd and uncommon it was.

>10
>army crawling across carpet
>what's this feeling?
>lower my pants
>realize that dragging myself across carpets is pleasurable
>continue to do this until I discover true masturbation much later

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>>34692674
>14
>parents out for halloween party shit
>alone, watching porn and feeling the need to touch myself

Couldn`t orgasm that time though due to constatly being interrumped by kids asking for candies and yeah fear i guess

>>34692674
I used to think you slap your dick to fap until I found out how you actually do it. It was a magical moment, it was to this video where a girl said she could wiggle one of her toes on its own.

I'm a footfag basically

>>34694288
And I called it "tickle time" because I had no idea what masturbation was at the time. Also frequently wore and stole my mother's underwear for the sole purpose of wearing it during "tickle time."

>>34692674
Yes I forget the exact age but a girl gave me a kiss on the cheek (the only time I ever got a kiss from a girl to this day) then did it that night.

my first time /hurt/, anyone else with similar experience?

>>34692674
14, 7th grade
Gay mini chads talking about "supple-ing"
That's what'd they say no joke

Go home that day
>touch self
>dick does the hard thing
>jack it
>woah what the hell is this feeling

I also cried after figuring out masturbation is a normal thing bc I thought it wasnt and I thought I was fucked up

>>34692674
The first time I had an orgasm I was only like 11 I believe. I couldn't even produce semen and it kind of hurt, I don't thin my body was really ready for it and I was kind of scared because I didn't know what had happened to me.

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>>34692674
Yes. June 2008. I was 13 years old.

It was Keyra Augustina. Pic related. Argentine girl, magnificent butt. She had dancing vids that got onto YouTube (my early faps were all to these lo-res cam videos of girl showing off their butts).

I remember ejaculation. It felt nice but strange. There was a certain numbness in my balls. I knew what it was but did not expect my semen to be so pallid. Then that smell...also I had a bad habit of cumming on my chair and just wiping it off, before moving onto tissues/rags)

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>>34692674
yes, I was thinking about pic related and I jerked it in my bathroom with baby oil. I remember my dick swole up afterwards and I was worried. Also I wasn't able to come yet, this was like 8th grade. Didn't start coming til like a year later.

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I was 11 and watching rosario vampire, the scene with the snake teacher lady made my little prepubescent dick rock hard and I went to the bathroom to rub it. No cum because child but it felt good desu. Surprisingly don't have any monster girl fetishes.

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I came in my underwear to the lesbian sex scene from bound (1996), i didnt know how to clean it up so i confronted my parents, biggest mistake of my life

>>34692674
yup, in the living room just stroking my dick in the middle of the night while everyone slept.

it became a weird ritual and i kept having to masturbate in the living room the first few time for whatever reason. i didn't catch on til later that i should get a tissue and maybe do it in my room or the bathroom.

Yep.
> Be 12 or 13
> Would take long showers because they felt good
> Noticed it felt weird when the water hit my dick right
> Sat beneath the water and focused really hard on the good sensation
> Though I peed when I came since the water washed away the jizz before I could see it
I did that shit for a good year or so before I realized you could do it with your hand. even then that was by accident too.

some sort of conditioner all over the place and it felt like crap meanwhile some random lady was trying to get in to use the bathroom. wouldnt reccomend learning to fap overall

I was 11 and had just discovered hentai. After I finished I started crying because I was scared of this weird white stuff that was coming out of my weiner

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Newgrounds meet n fuck games.
I think my first ever fap was to the subway girl on meet n fuck, was about 9 so I couldnt actually ejaculate yet but i still could cum.

>>34692674
Yeah. I don't wanna talk about it.

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>>34694471
Fuuuck Keyra Augustina. That was some good shit.

My first fap... I remember it well.

>be me, 10
>be in the year 2000
>some Chad in class took a flyer for Martial Arts lessons, and wrote over it in marker to say "Masturbation lessons"
>everybody around me laughed, but I didn't know what was funny
>mom picks me up from school and I ask her what masturbation is on the way home
>mom awkwardly says it's "when you play with yourself"
>this doesn't explain anything to me, so later that week when I was alone, I google masturbation on the family computer
>end up finding JackinWorld.com, reading about all the complex ways to masturbate
>start awkwardly trying to masturbate for like 20 minutes
>cum, I think, I feel my dick start throbbing deep inside of my dick
>remember thinking "this is what cumming feels like!"
>hear the garage door of my mom coming home
>panic
>rush to close all the windows (this was pre-tabs) and pull up my pants
>mom comes upstairs and I'm out of breath
>she goes to the bathroom and I feel awkward like she's going to be wondering why I was out of breath
>go into the bathroom and sit on the bathtub ledge while she's peeing (my parents were hippies and raised me to be "open" about the bathroom, I don't do that shit anymore)
>tell her I just took a really big poop and was out of breath

13. By chance, I was actually thinking about sex with Kagome. I was a friendless shut in who was obsessed with pretty anime girls.

>>34692674
Yeah, I was eight years old. Honestly, I was looking at porn way before I accidentally learned how.

>>34694638
theres no talking here anon, just typing.

>>34694750
>Honestly, I was looking at porn way before I accidentally learned how

Fucked for life

>>34694763
I don't wanna type about it.

4D checkmate bitches

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>>34694787
you sound like you got sexually abused you cuck.

>>34694770
Kek, it's actually kinda funny. Because I didn't know how to masturbate, I usually capped off my sessions by shitting myself. Like I'd spend sometime looking at porn on the computer and a bit of liquid shit would squirt out of my ass. Not sure why I shit myself.

I think I may have been 6 or 7 when this stuff happened.

>>34694879
No. Just fapped in a not normal way and too much.

>>34694909
I'm not going to do it, but this honestly deserves a screencap to immortalize the quintessential origin of 4chan

>>34693623
Holy fuck this is so funny

>>34692674
yes i was 12

i figured 'hey if people stick their dicks into vaginas i bet i could make a vagina shape and it would feel similar' thinking i had come up with the coolest shit ever

and then i stopped because i felt the need to pee once i got going so i resigned myself to never being able to have sex

then one day white stuff came out and i thought i had cancer or some shit

>>34694972
You can't just say shit like that and leave us hanging. Greentext it you moron.

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I didn't start masturbating til I was 17 cos I was always too precious about my body, naive as fuck, and shared a room with a younger brother

I started drawing big titted anime girls and came automatically without masturbating. Then I got the idea to put some ecchi onto my old Phat PSP and tugged the trunk to this one night, thought my head was gonna explode

>>34692674
i was 8 and i just touched my dick until white stuff came out, i felt like a big boy when i saw i could make semen, good times, also i stroked with my hand so dry i gave myself a friction burn

>>34692674
I think it was to a koal's ad filled with half naked women when I was 6

>>34692674
>Do you remember your 1st fap?
yeah
it was pretty boring

I pretty much just searched something like "porn" in google after finding out porn existed and while observing the results of the search I creamed my pants

I guess that wasn't really a fap

my first actual masturbation was to some doujinshi, after discovering masturbation I pretty much masturbated exclusively to doujinshi for the rest of my life

>>34695076
Ok

>be me in 4th grade
>internet is wild west, literally anything available
>remember watching original chocolate factory movie and getting a boner over violet
>look up belly inflating sexy on Yahoo
>watch first low res.video
>dick is diamonds
>don't know how to masturbate right, so get off and lay on carpet face down
>put hands down and start moving dick back and forth, side to side
>don't have to take pants off, and you can do it laying down
>tfw discovered stealth fapping
>do this for two years to ever more real pork
>learn from 6th grade friends how to root right

To this day I do it both ways, whichever is needed. Face-down is faster and less exposed, normal is more exposed but better feeling imo

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>>34692674
Yes.
I was around 14 and I fapped to Jull Valentine from RE1 having her throat ripped off by zombie dogs.
Yeah, so I was into snuff fetish at 14 already, absolutely nothing wrong here!

>>34692674
No, I don't. Was probably good though

I remember it was in the shower when i was 11 or 12. It wasn't technically a fap since i was tickling and slapping my erect penis from below with my fingers

earliest fap i just rubbed my dick raw against a blanket and then got confused and thought i had to pee and thought i was dying as goo came out

after that it got better

- britney spears halftime show
- looking up sex or vagina or whatever in microsoft encarta furiously
- looking at cindy crawford in guiness book of world records 1999 every day
- finding some ridiculous old porno site where it was just pure geocities type shit with fat bbw grand milfs that my parents figured out i got on

Yes because it was only about a year ago, I was 18 never jerked off before, in bed got an erection jerked it, felt good been doing it daily since.

>>34692674
saw a banner ad on the side of a website with a topless chick on it. Thought it was pretty cool. Rubbed my dick against a pillow until dry orgasm that night. I was like twelve maybe

>12-13
>in the shower rubbing soap everywhere
>hit the dick
>feels too good man
>keep rubbing dick with soap bar
>soap bar slips out of my hand lands on the ground
>bend down to pick it up
>fucking soap suds everywhere drain is literally blocked with soap bubbles
>slip on the floor and smash head straight on the tiles
>blood nose huge headache
>sit down raging erection still
>angry at how fucking stupid i am
>grab dick and push my hand down against my balls hard a few times
>starts to feel good
>nose bleeds onto my dick but keep going
>now on all fours accept one hand jacking me off
>starts to feel real good and begin going at light speed
>bend around to look at my blood covered dick
>nutt and scream loudly
>shoot myself in the forehead
>mum comes running in to see what the problem was, bathroom didn't have a lock
>she looks horrified
>im sitting there with a blood nose, blood on my dick, a red forehead with cum on it and a bathtub/shower full of soap suds

That was my first fap. They slowly got less eventful.

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>>34692674
I was 11 and I used to watch Girl's Gone Wild infomercials at 4AM on Spike. My dick would get hard and I'd have no idea what to do with it. I felt like I should touch it but didn't because I thought it'd be gay. One day at school some guy mimicked masturbation when looking at a pic of a hot girl. I asked him isn't it gay but he said it's okay when looking at a girl.

So I waited until 4AM on Saturday for the GGW infomercials to come on. Got hard as usual but this time I fapped. Shit felt great and I kept going. Felt like I needed to pee but didn't care because it felt too good. End up cumming in my underwear. Had no idea what happened but didn't care. I'll probably never have an orgasm like that again

Yeah, I was in a Call of Duty 1 match
I deathgripped my dick so hard that it felt cold when i LET IT RIP

i was playing halo and on the turret so i put my vibrating controller between my legs.

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I dont remember specifically what it was that I first had masturbated to, that was back in 2009 or so. I do remember that back in middle school, I blew loads by the DOZEN to House of Karsea hentai releases, especially "remake" which featured Osaka from Azumanga Daioh. I would bet good money that I had busted to that one hentai at least a hundred times before I gave up porn for good. It was the last thing I had ever jacked off to back on New Year's Eve, almost like a ceremonial farewell to my wasted days.

>>34692674
I fapped to the end theme of inuyasha a few times back when it was airing at 5-6am on adult swim

pretty much first exposure to anime feet

it took some effort and intense focus to finish before the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-E_ToLbzLw

I was like 14 and rubbed my index finger under my foreskin, basically massaging my head. Came, and it had a slight brown tinge to it and it looked like it had something like strawberry seeds.

>sleeping over at friends house
>he's one year older then me
>laying in bed getting ready to sleep
>"dude you gotta watch this"
>hands me porn on his phone
>holyshit.gif
>first time watching porn
>start touching my dick eventually going up and down
>we're both next to each other just watching porn and touching our dicks
>eventually cum
>scared and confused
>"awww what the heck I really have to go pee"
>go to the bathroom turn on the lights
>notice this weird white cream on my dick

Only a couple years later did I realize my first time masturbating was an incredible gay experience. I never brought it up with him, and I never see him anymore so it'd be weird to.

came hard to a girls gone wild infomercial and felt just physically sick afterwards. i tried puking but i couldn't. i had horrible cramps in pelvis area as well. but boy, was that just gallons of cum.

>be 12
>watching Bachelor Party DVD on 360 (circa 2008)
>looping the scene where some random woman takes off her nightgown and she's stark naked, and struts over to the bed
>start playing with my cock, trying different things
>eventually find jacking off, find it feels best so keep doing it
>2 second shot on young Tom Hanks leaning against a wall ogling her in between her disrobing and walking to the bed, every 20 seconds
>start to really feel the urge to pee
>almost cut it short but realize how good it feels
>holy shit I'm about to cum for the first time
>Tom
>Fucking
>Hanks
>drops his jaw and stares for the umpteenth time
>blow my first load to the image of his fresh curly hair and agape mouth
>fap to the same scene dozens of times over the next few months, actually cumming to the girl, to redeem myself

>>34693623
>I was masturbating my rubbing the tip and not jerking it, so it was super intense.
I have never tried this.

Guess I will then.

>about 13, been looking at porn for a while cuz I could
>Mom asks me if I ever orgasmed
>I say I haven't
>Get curious that night, start stroking it
>Stroke it longer/faster than I normally do
>Eventually cum over everything, over sheets, blankets, pajamas
>Paranoid that I didn't clean everything well enough, parents are gonna know
>That week I masturbated enough to get sores on my dick

>>34696463
>enough to get sores on my dick
Painful memories. I never used any lotion or spit for the first month or so, and ended up with a burn right beneath the head.