ITT: Robot Test 3.0

>>34692673
25 points.
Would be 23 but my mom texted me today.

>>34692673
54. Most of the points are from uni forcing me to interact with others. cyborg makes sense

>>34692868
Uni doesn't force you to interact. I've been here for 2 years without talking to anyone

>>34692673
got 39.

I want to die.

>>34692673
70, but that used to be more like 40-50, slowly but surely becoming a normalfag after coming to terms with being queer and getting out of mental hosp. Makes sense considering I took a long departure from this board in the past couple years.

>Physical
11
>Mental
4
>Relationships
16
>Achievements
6
>Bonus
8
>Total
45 - Robot

This is horribly imbalanced. I'm in a relationship, I am not a robot anymore by default. Sorry for still browsing here btw, I'm still stuck in a /r9k/ mindset after being here for so long and find it difficult to leave.

4 points... euhmm are u okay OP?

65 because I never had any relationships. Feels bad but just never figured it out. Not unattractive, bad reputation, been infamous in the few towns I've lived in

>>34692673

81

I made it boys

~32 without bonus round. I used to be at 26. I am more of a wizard than ever though, I just workout because I enjoy it and am going to school on a scholarship because I genuinely like math and programming, so I lose points despite never having been in a relationship, gone on a date, kissed a girl, or had sex(of course). This shit pisses me off. It isolates potential wizards from us just because they may not be able to live with their parents or were good at school. Too many points are loosely given in the physical health and achievements section.

If your above 5 points you need to get off my FUCKING BOARD

>>34692885
I have to interact with professors to get good grades.

And I have to get good grades or I won't get my inheritance and I'll never have my NEET dream

>>34693169
With bonus round I am 36. Got texts from relatives and don't have a criminal record. Getting a criminal record seems like an awfully Normie thing to do though.

I got a 42.

This seems pretty generous. If you're in college you're pretty much guaranteed at least 30 or so.

>>34692673
>Robot

Honestly didn't think it would be that bad. Boy have I backslid.

Slightly strange! I'm moving up in the world!
The last time I took this test I was a cyborg.

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>>34692673
39

Physical Health:14
Mental Health: 5
Relationships: 7
Achievements: 9

+No criminal record
+Have gotten a text in the last two days

Have I earned my right to browse this board?

>>34692673
>Physical
23
>Mental Health
16
>Relationships
13
>Achievements
21
>Bonus
6

>Total
79 Never really had any relationships

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>mfw 37

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>>34692673
>Physical
20
>Mental
4
>Relationships
24
>Achievements
13
>Bonus
10


You can be robot and still get laid. Fuck out my face you slobs.

>>34692673
>tfw 22

Yeah, where I'm at in life Wizard apprentice actually makes sense. If I could ever beat my depression and get some motivation I could even start moving ahead in life.

>>34692673
34

I cant say im particularly surprised at this result..

OP here. Here are my results.

>Physical
10
>Mental
14
>Relationships
9
>Achievements
11
>BONUS ROUND
10

Total is...61. Cyborg.

>>34692673
72, the cusp of normalfaggotry

I just need GF

Or a fourth friend but fuck that, really.

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Looks like the test is made for young people.

I'm even mobileposting :/

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>>34694096
>Looks like the test is made for young people.

More like
>I'm a fucking normie whos had sex and has friends

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>>34694096
get out my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


1original1

>>34694156
It's not like you won't find friends and your love

I scored 11 on this test, and my most recent score on newer versions is 15.

25, really? I was a cyborg the last time i did this like 4 days ago.

>>34692673
I am a normie, at least by that definition.

What am I doing here? I am here to torture robots.

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>>34692673
The test is fucked. I'm a virgin who had a 2 month relationship at the end of HS. I live alone, spend 8+ hours a day on the computer and I have abnormal interests.

I got a 94

>>34693102
i also got 45 despite having a gf. im just mentally ill as fuck. i guess it makes me not a robot though, despite being a self mutilating drug addict freak who cries a lot and cant look people in the eye.

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If I had a gf I'd have to fucking leave

Bonus: 16
Physical: 14
Mental: 5
Social: 14
Achievements: 11
Total: 56 (Cyborg)

It was expected. Everyone I know is a normalfag and I fucking hate it.

>>34692673
I scored a solid 7
How fucked am I bros ? (I'm only 20)

Dog help me

>>34692885
THIS

>>34693187
>tfw less than 10 IRL. I'm probably going to die soon anyway given my weight and lifestyle. so it don't matter famalam

>>34693884
We both know that never happens. Hope is pain anon. I no longer have hope. I know that it will never change. countless days of disappointment have proven it and will continue to do so everyday

>>34695447
this is me btw

>>34692673
>37
Shit dudemanbros I didn't even know

>>34695627
Lucky man. You're human compared to me.

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>>34692673
Physical: 24
Mental: 20
Relationships: 19
Achievements: 13
Bonus: 14

A healthy 90

I like to think I'm more of a normalfag but I scored like 48 on this.

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>>34692673
Physical: 21
Mental: 20
Relationships: 26
Achievements: 21
Bonus: 14

Solid 102

>>34692673
68, but given a few months, my numbers will likely decrease instead of increase.

>>34692673
43

on the other one I get "slightly strange"

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>>34692673
>physical: 21
>mental: 18
>relationship: 14
>achievement: 10
>bonus: 8
So close to escaping this hell..

>>34696912
Oh and 71 altogether, thought that was added into the post

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86

I'm an introverted comp sci major, it can't be that hard for you guys

isn't this outdated? I could've sworn that I saw a robot 5.0 test

>>34692673
27
I have more serious goals and dreams than a lot of people who would score twice that, though.

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14

the frick am I doing with my life?

>>34692673
still a cyborg. I don't want to feel anymore

>>34698178
51 by the way. didn't know if i should click the I'm not a robot catpcha

I got a 25. Fucking rip

Does the text part count if it was from my mom?

I'm 73 if my mom counts, 71 if she doesn't.

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>>34698151
Also 14. I hope we get better soon.

I got 17. At least I'm yet becoming a grand wizard. Fml.

>>34692868
>>34693270
>>34695025
How the hell is this generous?
My (>>34698059) brother is at worst 'slightly strange' and got a 51, 43 without bonus round. He's a 5'11" teenage non-virgin with friends, if this test was generous he'd score 6000.

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all those fucking normie faggots with friends, gfs and socializing on regular basis talking about how they are robots and have mental illnes. I would fucking shoot you up like prince Elliot

>>34692673
40.
...I guess it's not AS BAD as most of you fucks but damn still I hate my life

>>34692673

73

Just barely a normalfag

>>34698459

I would be your friend and teach you the ways of the normie if you would just accept me

72
On the line between normalfag and weirdo
I'm slowly becoming more normal the older I get

>>34692673
51. Just about made it into cyborg territory, and I doubt I'd be in such a situation if it wasn't for prostitutes.

18
5
17
10

robot feels right

>>34692673
54 - Cyborg - I'm okay with this

>>34695025
Post your answers and we'll judge you

56 cyborg here, one day i'll be normal

>>34692673
88 and still a virgin

76

No romantic relationships but otherwise, better than expected.

>>34692673
93 and I am a man.

Seriously how can you score so low? I cannot imagine anyone alive that is below 65.

>>34692673
16.


Im looking to change my ways though, I need to make big bux so I can support my degeneracy

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>>34692673
61

Seems accurate. Someday I will probably make it to full normie status but it wont be easy.

>>34692673
20 or 26 with bonus round. Is there are any hope?

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>>34692673
68
I really want to at least be a normalfag

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>>34692673
40, lowest of the robots...

65. Really should improve my hygiene since I can change that unlike my edgy hate for everyone.

>>34692673
apparantly im a wizard apprentice? 24 pts but im still trying to become a cyborg atleast

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>>34692673
>tfw still a robot and posting an oriiigigignal comment t

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>>34692673
35, Just kill me
How is this not original?

>>34692673
84
I am a Normie though
Attempting to do the 14 words

>>34692673
36 - lost soul.
pretty accurate id say.

>>34692673
41 wtf i hate r9k now i thought i was normal

>>34692673
19 points. Literally only because when I was younger I had a gf and am not a druggie.

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81
I fail at :
>Drink like a fish
>Consciousness isn't clean, it's not dirty either, it's hardly there
>I do enjoy some things off of the normie menu
>Currently don't socialise (need to move to get that back)
>Own a bike not a car
>Live with parents while job hunting (fresh out of uni)
>No pets (I do however shoot magpies and crows with air rifle)
>Hardly manage my money well, like drugs and booze too much
>Again job hunting so not that independent
>No social media.
>not addicted to drugs but I do indulge in them occasionally so 1 point

7
5
18
+ 9
_____
39 + the bounus round =45
well now i guess it could be better but ive been going through a ruff patch cause ive been sick asf recently

61 Not awful I guess

>>34692673
42. How are you supposed to do good?

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>>34692673

56
cyborg

origanal

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If I wasn't healty, I would probably be a terrible human being.

A more terrible human being than I'm now.

>>34699511
Its just a meme to say you have a low score here

>>34692673
92 here, hit everything on the bonus round, really pushed me in normie territory

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>>34692673
>Physical Health
14
>Mental Health
6
>Relationships
16
>Achievements
10
>Bonus
6
>Total
46

At least, I'm a robot..

>>34692673
51. Cyborgs represent

Got 16. Could possibly get even lower if I wasn't poor as fuck and can afford cigarette/alcohol/drug addiction.

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>>34692673
40

Ridiculous though. I mean, whoever takes this seriously is just, I mean, it's nonsense.

Lucky this thing was short or I would have gotten to the point where I would have asked myself, what's the point of this shit and said, ahhh fuck this, and gone off to play guitar or something.

35
Well at least there is still a chance

29 Points here. Anyone else?

>Physical Health
14
>Mental Health
7
>Relationships
3
>Achievements
18
>Bonus
4
>Total
46

Does being a bonafide nazi count for anything?

>>34703104
Makes you my friend fellow aryan :)

>34

I didn't expect it to be this fucking bad.

>>34703129
:)
hello fellow aryan man

>>34692673
101. Completely honest.

Frankly, I did this for fun, because I'm bored at work. If you really judge yourself, and your aspirations, off of a chart you found on the internet, you've got problems.

You are the master of your own destiny. As long as you actually take strides to better yourself, you are doing good work. Luck is for the unprepared.

>>34692673
What counts as a physical abnormality?

Also, why doesn't bring white give 10+? White privilege is real

>>34703272
I mean if you want to be an PC normie and throw extra points in, go for it dude.

>>34703283
But it's true. Being a white robot is better than being a black robot.

>>34703261
Damn, I must be tired. Look at that shit tier grammar. fml

>>34703304
Yeah, true.

"Trump's America now, boy."

>>34692673
>11
Wew, I have been as low as 6 in the past tho

>>34703366
My God, man. Are you a newborn?
Pull yourself together.

>>34703376
I don't give a shit
I'm not 19, I'm 24 I know it doesn't get better
At least I'm not suicidal and living in a cave never seeing the sun anymore

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>37
Make the world go away
Get it off my shoulder
Say the things we used to say
And make the world, make it go away

41
i got ~55 last time
sigh

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>51
Such is life for a cyborg.

>>34703272
I have a missing muscle so I guess something like that?

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>>34692673
61 after the bonus round, I'm getting there, the mental health bit made me loose a load of points

>>34693448
Is that Matt Bellamy?

>>34692673
92.

i'm in my first year of college but i can tell my score has been slowly dropping

>>34703524
Keep going anon, if you can get 2 more points then you'll be in the clear

>>34703421
>it doesn't get better
You know nothing Jon Snow.
It won't get better, unless you make it so.

>>34703631
As long as the economy sucks everything is going to suck
And the economy will keep sucking because nobody wants to work 50 years to make a better world he himself won't be able to live in
Everything that's wrong is a reaction to the economy
Feminism?
The destruction of the family?
No jobs?
You name it it's a consequence of a world that went to shit

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>mfw 124

>>34703706
>Nihilism 101

>>34692673
I got 13

Fuck me

Quick reminder to every complaining about normalfags in this thread, a lot of the "normalfags" are just robots faking their results to feel better about themselves.

>>34693809
>You can be robot and still get laid

congrats friend, you've shown me something new i can add to the filter.

>>34704254
suck my fishy balls

>>34692673
42. I thought it wasn't that bad

>owning a dog & moving out of your parents house are considered achievements.

Stopped taking the test there.

Fucking millennials.

21.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT'S WITH ALL THE HIGH NUMBERS GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD REEEEE3EEEDEEESEEEEEEEEE

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>>34692673
Physcial
21
Mental
4
Relationships
15
Achievements
11
Bonus
8
Total
49
tfw I could've lived a normie life I wasn't so emotional damaged

>>34692735
>48
Most of that from lifting and being physically ok.

>>34692673
59 oh my origanolll

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I son't want to live in this world anymore.

>>34692673
>test doesn't include age

make a new one. this one isn't accurate enough.

>>34692673
>52
I'm proud i guess

>>34692673
38, never saw myself as magic thing.

>>34692673
17
INFP
26 yo in september

>>34692673
These charts are all shit, sex, relationships and being a girl need to automatically throw you into normie tier

52. I think the ones about having a gf should give way more points

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>tfw always slightly strange
It never gets better, it never gets worse.

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Fixed your shitty image OP

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>>34692673

> 22 yrs
> cyborg

feels weird to be an ambassador between worlds.

>>34692673
53, cyborg, unsurprising since I'm also a failed normie

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>>34705887
Hey, if you're an ambassador, me being slightly strange means I'm a spy. Bretty cool familia

69
I feel like an infiltrator, a robot who masqueraded as a normie for long enough to fall into their world

I feel like a liar in both worlds

>>34692673
52. Cyborg. Could be worse.

38, but I wouldn't consider myself that far removed from a normie. Probably more like the weird guy that's also a khv

Physical Health- 16
Mental- 5
Relationship- 4
Bonus- 6 (wealthy, not a criminal)
Total- 40 Robot
Also, this test is shit, most robots dont get out enough to be criminals and most are not normie enough to use drugs.