Why do you shave your pubes, fembots? You aren't going to

>>34740147
Why do you bother living if you are just doing to die. People are allowed to want to feel beautiful.

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>>34740207
t. literal nu-male cuck

>>34740297
well this nu-male cuck can talk to others, form friendships, relate to people, be understanding and empathetic towards other human beings

Who's the cuck now?

>there are femanons on this board right now sitting on their massive bush

Occasionally.
It's what my long term boyfriend aesthetically prefers, and it improves the sensation of having cunnilingus performed upon my labia and clitoris.
Nobody knows but he and I, so it doesn't really matter in a practical sense whether it designates me as a whore or not.

>>34740147
You wan the lickeroo, you shave. Das it. Otherwise i just fuck it.

>>34740147
>it itches
>it sweats
>it smells
Same reason I do my pits.

>>34740360
spokeb like a true whore

>>34740365
I haven't let a bit of hair stop me from licking. Only when it's grown enough to start getting in the way does it bother me, a week or so of growth generally won't.

>>34740371
Have you ever considered actually taking a shower and washing your gaping axewound fish crotch?

>>34740548
I live in a fucking hot country. Showering daily won't stop sweat from getting the hairs soaked, and I hate that feeling.

>>34740371
Are you also single hygienic femanon?

>>34740417
The "crime" of promiscuity is adverse when it harms others emotionally- there is an injured party in infidelity and society is the victim when a person randomly has intercourse with anything they can- through unwanted children, disease, disgust arisen.
Even when I walk by the daintiest and most embittered of KV incels, they cannot tell my vagina is shaven.
What is the weight of an unseen ineffective crime?

>>34740541
Fuck all that. It either feels like kissing middle aged man with stubble or bearded hobo. Just fuck it.

>>34740360
What the flying fuck are you actually doing on this board

>>34740577
pls be my aussie gf

>>34740636
Having to write unique sentences makes r9k slightly less braindead than everybody else when it comes to discussing shit.
I like that and have been on here yakking with bots for upwards of five, six years.

>>34740340
You are. You felt the the need to respond to an obvious bait comment because you are insecure.

>>34741278
im proud of my insecurities, i'll be the first to admit im not a perfect person but at least I know what my insecurities are, that way I can focus on them and fix them and become even more awesome than I already am

who's the cuck now?

>>34740577

>you will never stick your nose in some equatorial qt's sweaty crotch

I wish I'd been aborted

>>34740147
shaving is gross, just a trim is good enough.

>>34740147
it's fucking disgusting when I get my period so I always shave

>>34740577
>Showering daily won't stop sweat from getting the hairs soaked, and I hate that feeling.
If you were my gf you wouldnt have this problem.

really makes me think

>>34740147
So my pubes don't get stuck to my sanitary pads when I'm on my period.

I shave cus odors etc get trapped in there. It's hygienic. It gets hot here so I don't like sweat to linger.

>>34741417
>>34741425
periods don't exist fuck off back to tumblr

>>34741437
daily reminder that those odors are pheromones designed to entice men to breed you

if your body odor repels a man it means he is not the one for you, your body is literally telling him to stay away. By washing away your feminine stink you are subverting natural selection and contributing to the decline of the human race.

Good point.
No one will ever see it except me I guess. Idk I just like smooth better than fuzz.

>>34741335
you,still.

just stop posting m8 before this gets more embarrassing

>>34741521
Implying I want someone to "breed me" before marriage.

I like to be smooth buddy.

guy here btw

>>34741561

Implying you wouldn't jump at the chance to be bred by some Chad out of wedlock.

>>34740147
because my b/f prefers it that way
(monogamous relationship so fuck off with your shaming)

>>34741603
Not her, but some people really do prefer waiting until marriage.
They were the hardest lays back in Catholic high

>>34741558
I'm not going to stop until you admit you're the cuck not me

>>34741683
How many monogamous relationships have you had?

I trim because hiking with a shaggy bush means pulled and knotted hairs.

>>34741811

ahahaha. legit laughed. damn.

>>34741699

they're only waiting for marriage if you're not a Chad. To an attractive enough man, all women are sluts. No woman is going to risk losing a Chad to another woman by making him wait.

>>34741603
Have sex sure. Breeding as in to make a child, only after marriage.

>>34742125
for good time call me

>>34740147
My bush is about 3 times courser. If I let it grow out it doesn't become a beautiful fluffy cute 70s porno bush. It just gets more thick, so it's a slob gross looking blog of hair. I get fucking hair ON my INNER fucking labia - that's like growing hair on your shaft it doesn't make any fucking sense.

Basically It's a lot easier to not have a sweaty, disgusting, mess to deal with cleaning everyday - specially trying to get blood out. You want peices of flesh and clumps of dried blood sticking to your genitals all day instead of shaving? sure. go ahead. I'll do me bae.

>>34742256
Just let me lick your vagina twice a day and keep it clean

>>34742256
pls be my thick sticky bush gf

>>34742284
>mouth bacteria

Also you want to eat my period? Cuz that's the main reason. It's gross bro. I think your starting to fetish something and it's gotten to the point where you don't realize that it's not like, the smell of a butthole. It actually smells, BAD. and it is bad. It's gross bro. Seriously. No. >>34742297
Talking to you too up there. Girl smell shouldn't smell like a toilet. Just a clue.

Bad aesthetic.

>>34742256
Some guys do grow hair on their shafts. It's usually pretty sparse but that's just how their body is.

>>34742329
how DARE you try and dictate to me what i shouldn't like

>>34742329
Shut up and let me eat your bloody bush and asshole

>>34742405
>asshole
She poops from there you know

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>>34742329
>Bad aesthetic

a e s t h e t i c???

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>>34742329
lol these guys don't know wtf period blood smells like. I've smelled my gf's pads in the past and holy shit. Almost threw up on the spot, never again; however, fucking when she's on her period is hot.

>>34742420
>420
>that image

nice get

>>34742424
you should post your gfs bloody pads tbqh

>>34742362
Girls just aren't like, ever seen with fugging butthole hair or hair THERE of all places. So I just am really watstheword. uh....
ya know.

Self concious.
>>34742372
Honestly man you can dig whatever it's just. I guess it's the natural reaction when someone says "gee this old milk tastes great" . Like no, don't drink it, drink real milk. Fuck. So that's reaction to that, ya know it's...i think it's actually unhealthy fi you really intend to lick a blood pussy. Otherwise, eh. I think there needs to be a physical like, primal attraction for that type of shit. Did every woman you smell, smell good? Cuz if not, why would you think thier pussy smells good?


>>34742405
Oi that's a play for the roles of those in love.

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>tfw all these girls who just trim their bush based off what Chad wants
>tfw have to actually spend time and effort and energy for like a whole year and a half just to come close to RESEMBLING Chad
all I want is a qt average gf who has an unshaved/trimmed bush

really makes me oregano

>>34742420
Yes. Aesthetic good is a moral good.

>>34742424
Exactly. They rot. After a while. THEY ROT. SO NASTY.

>>34740147
that pubic hair in the pic is trimmed OP. The true untamed bush is really ugly. Trimmed is ok but never cared for is a literal jungle.

>>34742448
>Did every woman you smell, smell good?

most of them smell fine. the only girls that usually smell really bad to me are black girls and fat girls.

>>34742512
>woman
>4chan
>r9k
>assumed I wasn't fat

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

bro fuck
you think someone that has even effort to fucking take care of themselves is here?

>>34742550
i was just saying in general, not you

post fat tummy and tits btw

>>34742256
>I get fucking hair ON my INNER fucking labia

i do too. its not super thick but it's there.
also butthole/crack/taint hair.

i'm a mammal, not a porn star. you are too.

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>>34742442
kek, nice try norman.

originally fuck off

>>34742570
I believe in love too much to do that kind of thing.

>>34741437
shaving is the OPPOSITE of hygienic. when you shave you have an extremely increased chance of getting infections, etc. the hair is there to protect from bacteria getting in there. Don't be a dumbfuck pls

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>>34742473
so yeah, want to skype or something ? kek

>>34742606
>I believe in love too much to do that kind of thing.
Because of course, you're also dating Chad Thundercock

really gets those cylinders firing

>>34742606
WHAT A SURPRISE A FEMANON HAS A BF

FUCK YOU GET OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD GOD FUCKING DAMN

>>34742615
Not of you exfoliate. Also there is waxing.

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Mine looks awful shaved(pale skin and some roastie-ness) plus I'm clutzy and nick myself with razors.

>>34742635
>>34742621

FUCKING NOPE DUMBASSES
I CHOSE CHASITY BITCH

GET ON MY FUCKING LEVEL.
COULDN'T GET A BF IF I TRIED.

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>>34742688
i dont care about the roastie pls be my fucking gf

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>>34742688
wanna skype :)?

surprisingly original

>>34742635
I'm still a virgin if it's only anal right?

It makes us aerodynamic.

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Frontal pubic hair is acceptable but anus hair is absolutely disgusting, I stopped talking to a girl after making out with her and discovering that her ass was a jungle, fucking gross desu senpai absolutely disgusting

>>34742757
See this is what I'm afraid of man. How could anyone cope with the fear of that? That's fucking horrible. Jesus. That poor fucking girl. I don't wanna be that girl. Fuck.

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>>34742757
lmao dude you're a pussy. you're not going to go down on her ass...hell you might not even fuck her in the ass.You're a gigantic pussy m8 originally kill yourself

>>34742757
>>34742779
Most girls don't have that amount of hair around their ass tho so you should be fine. She must have been a Harry special case. Was she indian or something?

>>34742850
you'd be fucking surprised m8
No kidding. -white woman.

Really bro there's quite a bit that gets like.....around the hole and going back to the pussy. All between there. There's hair. PRETTY SURE it's naturally designed to stop shit going into our pussy giving us an infection.

>>34742779
>How could anyone cope with the fear of that?
Man the fuck up faggot, it's not like he specifically told the girl why his autism activated, you'd be too stupid to know the real reason if it were you

>>34742924
To say design is to imply an intelligence behind the process

>>34742779
>>34742924
Just shave your ass you barbarian. I try to do it once a month. Feels good man

>>34740147

I've never shaved any part of my body, anyone ever asks I'll say its a feminism thing but really I'm just too lazy

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all those trans fags baitposting here. obviously you have more body hair than a real female, your opinions don't count for shit

>>34742970
It wasn't autism tho it was legitimate disgust. Just because you don't find it disgusting doesn't mean everyone else doesn't.

>>34742993
More like people who didn't have that advantage would probably have been more susceptible to disease due having an infection. Thus why that much hair would remain in the gene pool long enough to get this far. - Natural selection brooo

>>34742995
>once a month
Every 2 days atleast.

>>34743000
Good for you. Honestly that seems nice. It probably looks better since it's not hair that's been shaved over and over again.

>>34743076
>Every 2 days atleast.
But I'm a guy. And I'm straight. Once a month fits my needs for optimum hygiene and comfort

>>34743076
You still said design

>>34743113
Did that word trigger your fedora?

>>34741738
You say that with full confidence, but we both know that you're a literal cuck. It's very easy to argue that that's it means you're a fag, and as I am probably smarter than you, I'd win that argument and you'd be left sobbing and wondering why you chose to waste the time in the first place. It'd be a mess and you'd be dealing with all the fallout and it'd just be an ugly affair in general. So how about you just delete your comment, pretend you never read mine and leave it at that?

>>34743137
It's not design though, so, that's the wrong word

>>34743161
>heh nothing personel kid: the post

>>34743193
It could be design. God could have picked out and personally examined every taint hair on every woman. You don't know he didn't. You weren't there.

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>>34743234
>you will never have this job

>>34743234
That's why theirs mutations that cause chemical imbalances and birth defects, right? He's just not checking those children. Are you out of your mind?

>>34743261
Do you want to be God, anon?

>>34743193
Design
purpose or planning that exists behind an action, fact, or object.
"the appearance of design in the universe"
synonyms: intention, aim, purpose, plan, intent, objective, object, goal, end, target, point, hope, desire, wish, dream, aspiration, ambition, idea
"he was determined to carry out his design of reaching the top"


My use of the word design was denoting towards the purpose it must serve by being there. Honestly I think it's cuz I watched Hannibal and he says "this is my design" when he talks about the crime from the perspective of the killer. So, I thought design could be used as intention? This is my "intention", still works right? I dunno man. Maybe?

>>34743276
You cannot comprehend what reasons he might have for things. Are the children with birth defects even the same as us?
Are they used for a purpose specific to their design?
Are they designed to be able to feel any suffering from their state?
Are they martyrs?

>>34740348
woah. well done anon

>>34743301
Oh now it's 'You cannot comprehend what reasons he might have for things'

To make it seem like nothing has any inherent purpose or outset intelligent design? So he's deceitful on purpose? To make me not see anything being orchestrated? Is that a god I would want to worship? No.

"Are the children with birth defects even the same as us?"
You would like to believe they aren't and that there's a reason behind everything, even though it's obvious there isn't. Like the fact that in 5 billion years the sun with most likely engulf the Earth when it turns into a red giant, which it's clear we won't even survive that long even if we make it passes Climate change somehow/ Where's the reason and purpose in having us here to experience the Universe for only a certain amount of years? The home we know will become uninhabitable. Where's the reasn and purpose in that?

>>34743453
>Where's the reasn and purpose in that?

'You cannot comprehend what reasons he might have for things'
But you cannot deny the possibility.
>Is that a god I would want to worship? No.
You can refuse to accept it as good, but you cannot refuse the possibility. You cannot confidently state it cannot in any way be true; only that you find something of a moral issue with it.

>>34743576
Because you make the thing unfalsifiable, as if he interacts with the physical in ways we can't detect, he's not affected by the laws of Physics. Etc

The possibility is not important, it's the probability that's important and you can safely say that a god is improbable. Just because it's possible doesn't make it reality

There's no purpose if the world we live on gets destroyed and there's no evidence for any spirit realm.

>>34743674
>>34743576
No objective purpose anyway

It's unlikely a god who cares about what we do would put a world we live on here for a finite amount of time then kill us all only to send us to either a place of happiness or a place of torture, those are human concepts.

>>34743674
>There's no purpose if the world we live on gets destroyed and there's no evidence for any spirit realm.

So no evidence = absolute truth that there is no purpose in it?

>>34743803
no evidence = be very skeptical of its existence
there is also no evidence that a teapot is not orbiting the sun, doesn't mean I should believe on faith

>>34743842
You mean an invisible teapot

>>34743803
No evidence = no reason to believe there's purpose in it
Only Theists get hung up on absolutes, that's why they change their view of a god with the times because they want their hypothesis to be absolute truth. It doesn't work that way however because the idea of a god is ever shrinking

>>34743161
*I see you teleport behind me*

>>34740147
>thread about pubes turns into philosophical bashing and general argumentation

never change /r9k/

>>34740147
I don't just trim

>>34740147
Shaving itches like hell, I did it once to see what it was like. I keep it trimmed for my own purposes. Nobody sees my vagina so I could leave it if I wanted though, it wouldn't get that hairy.

>>34744442
>read this as
>*I see you teapot behind me*

>>34740147
I don't like completely shaved. trimmed all over to about half an inch is ideal.

>>34744616
Always have to bring refreshments to a theological debate

>>34740147
I only shave my asshole because when I wash my hair, long hairs from my head rinse down my back and get caught between my asscheeks. If I don't shave, when I go to pull the head hairs out of my butt, I pull my butthole hairs too and it hurts.

So it's just easiest to shave.

>>34744762
>long hairs from my head rinse down my back and get caught between my asscheeks
This is a joke, right? I think I remember a thread about this a few months back.

>>34744796
No, it's not a joke. It happens every single time I wash my hair. I have to stop at the end of my shower and pull the head hairs out of my ass.

Think about it. Washing and rinsing your hairs loosens up the hairs that are already detached but still tangled in, and those hairs rinse down your back with the water and get snagged in your cheeks.

It's a real phenomenon. About half of the time there's lint too when I pull the hairs out.

I removed mine with tweezers. Really painful shit, but it worked

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Why don't you women just buy a clipper and trim everything. It's faster, more efficient and the hair remains short and you can avoid razor burn and stubble.

>tfw no qt fat KHV fembot with hairy nipples, happy trail, pits, legs, arms, ass, feet, toes, knuckles and face to marry and love forever

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>>34743702
>>34743803
>>34743842
>>34743918
>>34743964

you guys are fucking dense to argue about this crap. you can't proof a negative so you are trying to buttfuck each other for no good reason other than that you like shit on your dicks

>>34745033
SHE'S THE ONE THAT CALLED IT DESIGN, SHE STARTED IT >>34742924

Why is it unquestionably imperative to shave legs, but there's a discussion about shaving pubes?

>>34745143
Good question really. I'll try to explain why I think that way.

Number one reason is that most people see the legs but not the genitals. If someone isn't having sex there is no pressure from other people to shave.

Next reason is that hairy legs are distinctively masculine while pubes are neither feminine nor masculine (most guys who prefer shaved pubes prefer it for personal taste or pre-pubescent aesthetic).

>>34745143
personally for me, hairy legs on a girl is really really gross, makes me a bit sick to my stomach when i see something like that

as for pubes, i honestly don't mind, in fact i find it pretty damn sexy on a girl, plus no one is gonna see it unless they have permission anyway

>>34745143
We'd rather our women not look like the primates they actually are but the pucci having hair is okay because it looks sexy

Just shave your asshole.