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kys

>>37885862
Literally no reason not to other than:

>It's illegal in most countries

>Dubious quality of steroids, if I had a steady supply of pharma shit I would go HAM

>Can be hard to stay under constant supervision of a healthcare professional given that they're not openly allowed/illegal

>>37885862
Lurk /fraud/... that's actually what your gonna look like, not like a fitness model

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>>37877406
>when you see it...

ok you start

If I wanted humor I would ask _______________

>walk in gym
>HEARTS ON FIRE,STRONG DESIRE
I love it when the radio airs 80's stuff
radio is sadly tuned to a fucking soul station for the most part.

>>37898791
I too lift at Planet Fitness

>Walk in gym
>NOW THAT I'M WITHOUT YOU KISSES I'LL BE NEEDING STITCHES

>image.jpg
found the redditor

>>37898032
Thanks Esme

>shaving
Dude just trim jesus

>>37896290
While I agree with you, you've got to keep that shit quiet at work. There's this fat girl I work with who always comments on my physique, saying I'm too buff and not understanding why I won't order Chinese food with her. She means well, but I would get fired in two seconds if I said something like that.

>>37896333
Make a big stink about her judging your body and how she is forcing you to conform to her beauty standards

>>37896348
This. Tell hr how you felt shamed.

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Ideal source of energy to support a healthy active lifestyle.

Weightloss =/= healthy living.

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>>37894167
Because carbs
>helps you poop and not just shart all over your toilet
>basically gives amino acids (aka protein) piggyback rides to torn muscles to replenish both glycogen storage within your muscles and repair damaged muscle tissues (more like build more upon it)

Obtain understanding in high and low GI carbs and insulin sensitivity. I can only do so much leg work for you before I'm bored

>>37894167
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20091182
Because no carbs equals no gains or boners.

don't worry op he will die soon due to circulation problems

>>37892616
>not wanting to die early of natural causes like zyzz

>>37892607
5'2 manlet here. Your ex was my ex before she left me for you... faggot.

Bumping out of genuine curiosity.

>>37889685
Those man tits are what we call pecs, you DYEL fuck.

Bumpa rumpa bump bump

>>37887553
Shes either lying about what she eats, or shes been doing this for like a week and youre demanding instant results.

She is lying about her eating. You chewing her out just makes her lie and not tell everything she has eaten.
What else has she lied about?

>>37887568

>>37883951
It acutally keeps me sane when the gf's not around
>ib4 high libido

>>37883951

>2K16
>Still falling for the 'fapping is bad' meme

>>37883973
This, shit's healthy and necessary, but it's bad when overdone

>get hit on constantly, have nice jawline, but also skinny
>Overbulk in an attempt to put on mass
>Become ugly and fat

Can't wait to be back around 12%

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It's not just face that matters. The truth is EVERYTHING MATTERS.

Ideally you want to be a TALL 6'+ 90% masculine 10% feminine guy who has above average levels of muscle mass, blue eyes, brown or blond hair, hunter eyes, large wide jaw and a "pretty" midface. You want to be extremely socially developed/skilled, you want NO anxiety, you want extreme confidence and self assertiveness, TONS of sexual experiences starting from the age of 12, a strong DOMINANT presence, great "pheromones" which are a result of an optimal HIGH TEST hormonal profile. You want to be good at sports resulting in high status with groups of guys, you want to be naturally strong, above average size of bones/wrist/hands, above average neck-size making you look quite INTIMIDATING and making your jaw appear bigger.

You want to be positive, fun, have a great outlook, great self esteem, a deep voice, maybe a few subtle tattoos. You want to be well traveled, a job that you like and that generates an above average income.

You want female friends whom you can fuck whenever you want, you want a strong social circle of cool guys. You want to have masculine hobbies like hunting, MMA, riding bikes in the fucking woods, hockey, surfing and you want to know something about whiskey and beer.

There you go, the ULTIMATE slayer.

Do you need all that to ever see a pussy in your life or even have a decent fulfilling sexual or romantic life? Hell no, how do I know? Put your fucking head outside of your basement and watch the world.

>>37883829
What the fuck is "hunter eyes"?

>>37895181
Was expecting the nipple remover to have struck for a second there.

>>37895198
This is actually the photoshopped version

>>37895206
I know. I've seen his tender nips before

>>37884127
Over /fit/ guys? Definitely.

>unflattering Sabina

delete this!

>>37884189
>unflattering
How?

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Ones relating to ancient cultures are always my favorite.

>>37883574

You mean ftm?

>>37883602
Yeah.

Although M2F are probably more manly than me also.

>tfw eternal twink

I should probably just become a goth/emo. At least then I'd get laid.

How come they always have beards

What do I take to grow a beard?