Motivational Quotes thread. We're all gonna make it.

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Ones relating to ancient cultures are always my favorite.

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>>37884064
wow fucked that up

>>37884120
thats some quantum physics motivation right there

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OUT THE FUCKING WAY.

Best shit right here.

>>37884120
I don't need more motivation
Add this to a sticky or something

>>37886395
at this point this is more cringy than anything else on this board

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>>37886666
>Elephant sticks it to technology
>flips a train
>cringe
Satan, pls.

/fit/ and /b/ are the only boards on 4chan that would allow this cringey shit

>>37886715
Nice pic, thanks for the motivation!

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>>37884039
Camus is amazing.

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This motivates me

Does this count
>>37887995

>>37884120
Yet I'll still do fuck all about it, dank lyf

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Based Socrates

>>37888248
>tfw 10/10 chad natty god ascended
>auschwitz mode is my goal body
Don't judge people by their books brah!

>>37886806
God Damn... Ok that works.

>>37888709

this is basically me right now. stalling work since I don't feel like it.

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>>37884007

>>37888907

Anyone who likes this quote should read the full one, it's book 5 chapter 1 of Meditations iirc. Quite the wake-up call to see that a two-thousand year old emperor of Rome has the same desire to stay in bed and hit the snooze button that we all have today.

>>37888907
>leaving out the part about the ants and bees
cmon m8, that's the most inspiring part

>>37886715
>

>almost everyone in the gym lifts more than me
>Reading fit threads is slowly making me think all this e stating is real
>Skinny fat and weak

Just hit 135 5x5 squat

Am I ever going to make it?

>>37889896

keep going faggot eat, lift , sleep repeat.

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>>37886847
>You have an obligation

Stopped reading there

>>37886806
>that tattoo


Annnnnd boner gone

>>37889809
>12. There are like 5 Pokestops on the way

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errie deigh

>>37890404
>tfw I don't do either

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>>37890418

>>37890421
Is this true?

>>37890488
Yes, eventually.

>>37890404
I only do squats

>>37890488
Only if your caloric intake is way too low. Chances are if you're doing a shit ton of cardio you're going to burn a shit ton of calories and if you're not eating enough your body will start attacking the muscle. Look at any pro athlete. They do tons of calories but have pretty decent muscle, Michael Phelps for example eats 10,000 cals a day.

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>>37890421
I want to fuck that gorilla

time to leave this place forever

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>>37884007
4 SCOOPS CMON!
No really, you have to eat big if you want to get big.

>>37886688
Why didn't you help your friends you selfish fucking cunt?

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>>37890545

>>37889809
Number 2 gets to me, I remember being so scared of squatting 1 plate, now I can crank reps of those to warm up

>>37890648
>Harkness test
kek

>>37889896
congrats, you should be proud you're on the big plate now. I can assure you everyone in your gym had to work towards that weight too.

Keep it up, anon, of course you're gonna make it if you keep working hard.

>>37890612
Even though I've been browsing 4chan and the Internet since the days of AOL, that wasn't me, anon.

>>37890612
why don't you help yourself you cuntish fucking friend?

inb4 hitler

>>37890579
da fuq is that supossed to mean

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>>37884007

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This kinda shit works for me, anyone got some more like this?

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>>37891016
I bump for this kind of shit too, works for me

hey familia,
please bear with me on this one but what im about to post may sound slightly autistic,

everynight i go to sleep and before i go to sleep i do a ritual that is me going through a mental journey in my mind

in this journey i pretend or imagine my ex being captured by her current boyfriend and its my mission to save her.

for example yesterday i imagined my ex and i being assaulted and kidnapped by her current boyfriend and i was powerless to stop it. this imagination usually ends up with me pleading with him for a few minutes to set us free and he kills her most of the time and i go into a mental depression with a urge to get /fit/ and kill him and usually after years of training (in my imagination its probably like 2 minutes) i end up killing him and extracting revenge. but sometime he ends up trying to kill me and instead leaves me for dead and im actually alive. so i come back and kill him and take my ex girlfriend back.

quick question

am i autistic? im pretty normal except for this fucking ritual thing and ive been doing it for about 2-3 years. i gets me pretty motivated to lift

>>37891103
lmao ure dumb

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>>37891004

>>37891174
thats fine but am i autistic?

>>37891103
I do the same. For me its being a stormtrooper shortly before his death. Most of the time he is on some mission that leads to his death.

Currently it's about saving his sister. He manages to do so, but he dies shortly afterwards.

I just need this before falling asleep, because I would spiral into a shitload of dumb and negative thoughts otherwise that wouldn't let me sleep. I have done this for years and it works for me.

You're not autistic, neither am i.
Could be OCD if you display more rituals.

Many people do this and my therapist said it's normal behavior and the recurring death theme could be a sign of depression or fear.

Had a depressive episode a while ago, but i got over it.

>>37891004
no homo though

>>37884124
Saved

>>37884007
Ill tell you when to stop bitch
-Jason genova

>>37890648
But sexual maturity for human females is in the early - mid teens; that's why they start their periods at that time.
Yet that's considered pedophilia.
Sorry bub, this test is flawed.

>>37891337
mean age for periods is 12, but it's wise to wait a year so 13 is the optimal age for having children. If you don't want to have sex with a 13 year old you're low test

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>>37884007

>>37891337
It' says it's okay to fuck it and not that it is legal.

"Pedophilia is defined as the fantasy or act of sexual activity with prepubescent children."

There is another term for sexual mature girls under the legal age.

But I'm too lazy to google it.

>>37884124
That gave me goosebumps breh. Teddy was such a legend.

>>37891384
>There is another term for sexual mature girls under the legal age.
hebephilia

You're the best for now. Nothing's gonna ever keep you down

>>37891409
>hebephilia
>11-14
Ephebophilia 15-19.

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>>37888907
I love Marcus. He speaks the true true.

>>37890080
Kek. I would shoot my hot load all over those tattoos mate.

>>37891420
>under the legal age
>18 & 19

>>37888170
Too little, too late. Step into that noose, kid, reaper awaits.

>>37890822

wasn't prepared the fucking tears man.

>>37891452
I don't write the definitions, but i think you got a point. What an enormous breakthrough. Your findings will change society and the academic world forever. I call a nigger right now to change it. You will receive a letter in the next 1-2 business days for your liberal arts scholarship.

You have a bright future son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cyz3s91f_s

Long video but it gets me going almost every time.

>>37891688
>Older Elliot videos

Super comfy

>>37891382
>The face that you are a target of ridicule
Ok
>doesn't mean that you're not unattractive
>Does not mean that you are not unattractive
>Not mean you are not unattractive
>mean you are unattractive

Holy fuck the grammar in that phrase made my brain hurt.

>>37891688
Based Elliott.

>>37891688
it's like listening to a catholic priest that tells you to embrace the love of Jeebus and the Holy Trinity and the mystery and shit

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>>37890648
>harkness test

>>37890822
Fuccckkk. The feels man.

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>>37884067
>>37884073
>>37884103
>>37884121

That was beautiful

>>37891227
That's 3.5 fucking grams of cholesterol
Is it even possible to eat that without tinned brains?

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>>37890870
gold

>>37884124
>Year of Our Lord 1910
Watch over all of us Teddy, even though you were fat DYEL

Thanks guys, I had an amazing workout today. I was feeling like binging tonight but I'll stick to my cut. GL to everyone else.

>>37886715
How do you get discipline?

>>37893257
Guy was the head of the baddest cavalry brigade in the army. He earned the right to not be in top physical form.

>>37890955
You decide whether happiness and eating are mutually exclusive

>>37891004
Huh... I could understand "Be your wife's best friend" but... huh?

>>37886806
>oh you look bigger with a t shirt on

>>37891688
how do i achieve this?
I've been a coward and over analyzer for so long that I can't comprehend how to let go
And even now I'm doing it wrong, I'm trying to analyse on how to not analyse everything. I don't know how to stop thinking.
I can't fall into that feeling of trusting myself.
wat do ;_;

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>>37891688
Great video. Is it normal to get turned on by him?

>>37886806
>lesbian
nice try

>>37890822
brah, hold me

>>37890674
>>37891920
pls explain

>>37895224
dr who reference captain jack harkness is a bi sexual , alien enthousiaste, character

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>>37895243
thx, have a motivational quote in return

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>>37895256
> intimate relationships

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>>37892791
Pepe is everywhere by the way. Oh and just keep pressing forward. Life is shit sometimes but that's kinda just the way it is. Can't just curl up in a ball and die. That's for pussies. Man up...or woman up. Don't want to be politically incorrect or anything.

>>37891688
I love inspirational steroid man.

>>37886666
despite the fact that you're wrong, quads dont lie

>>37895277
And what's one who gets BTFO by the Allies?

>>37896691
>Cheering on the bad guys
Have some tact

>>37890488
1 mile of running burns around 100 calshttp://www.runnersworld.com/fitness-calculators/calories-burned-calculator

Went from 280 -> ~265 so far. Need to eat breakfast more often tho. Need to go shopping more. Student so sometimes a ramen dinner just happens.

Started the water gallon challenge today, I'm very motivated to get healthy.

Also I'm not carrying around an actually gallon lmao. Just.refill a 20 oz bottle.

>>37894752
filthy casuals