HUMOR BREAD

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>>37877406
>when you see it...

ok you start

If I wanted humor I would ask _______________

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>>37877431
fellow visitor from /dailybikethread/ here

got any motorcycle humor?

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>>37877431

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>>37877472

>>37877406
That's not funny.

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>>37877484
boohoo

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>ICF Fags

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>>37877429
>Hello

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>>37877482
also the squats one

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>>37877510

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>>37877510
wtf is that shit

>>37877844
I'll take that with a paperbag please

>>37878096
If I did(not saying I would) would I need to use protection or does the extra chromosome cause infertility(again not saying I would)

>>37877440
You to stop fucking posting so I can only see good, humorous posts

requesting pic of anime bench press for taytay

>>37877406
your 1 rep max

>>37878121
Just admit you would man

>>37878121
top kek man, not like shes gonna drool over you her 43 chromosomes and change your genetic code by doing that

>>37878185
I would ask for your 1repmaxes if I wanted humor

>>37878889
>>37878897
>>37878919

>current year
>still adoring zyzz
>still believing that "making it" is dying alone at 22 in a sauna

thanks for the keks

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End of dump, not humor, but finishing with the king's workout plan.

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>>37878889
>>37878897
Rip to the goat

>>37878939
Forgot the roids

>>37878939
>>37879317
yeah this, he could do the most retarded brosplit and still get huge with all the things he was pinning

he even got to 0%bf LMAO

>>37878863
You're laughing now.

But that man would kick you to the curb in DDR

>>37879422
grandpa go to bed

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>>37878889
>Top left.

That's more sperg than anything I've seen on fucking /r9k/.

>>37878929
>Current year
>Still hating Zyzz
>Probably DYEL or fat powerlifter

>>37879481
joke is on you I dont even lift

>>37879504
Guess what DYEL stands for

>>37879445
>That's more alpha than anything I've seen on fucking /r9k/.
fixed

>>37879516
having a DYEL body =/= not performing lifting activity

retard

>>37879549
It encompasses DYEL, summerfella.

>>37879558
>being this new

>>37879308
>look in rearview mirror
>see humanity
>drive even faster

jesus christ my sides

>>37879445
The only difference is you go on r9k and he never did. That and he actually got attention from women.

>>37877406
OP, it's custom that you post a relevant image with humor threads.

>>37879668
wow he must be living the dream, so what is this big guy doing right now?

>>37877429
That's a great business idea, when you go to snap city from doing dumbass crossfit workouts, you can get treated at the same place, lol

>requesting LMAO1JAP

>>37879549
>not lifting =/= not lifting
DYEL bra?

>>37879702
see >>37879592

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>>37879713

>>37879732
Oh fuck me

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>>37878929
It's not about Zyzz, it's about what he stood for. Making yourself look as good as you can, and taking pride in your accomplishments. I don't emulate Zyzz, in fact I think he was a bit of an idiot, but I want to have the same self-confidence he had. Watching Zyzz's progress motivated me to start exercising, and paying attention to personal grooming. So often, self-help tells us "just be yourself," but what if the person you are right now isn't someone other people want to be around?

I guess what I'm saying is that Zyzz was a ray of hope for us. He showed us that even though we were a little strange, we could improve ourselves and snag a qt 3.14 if we put enough energy into it. He may not have been the best, but he was the first, and he'll always have a special place in my heart for that.


>Pic is unrelated, but I figured a pic of Condaleeza Rice would lighten the mood

>>37877406
Wow nothing funny in this thread no wonder all you meatheads have to go to the gym 24/7 thats the only thing going for you

>>37879899
>muuhh zyzz legacy

yeah nah brah

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>>37879921
>DYEL opinions on humor
Now THAT's funny!

>>37879921
>stop liking what I dont like reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>37879932
Maybe he did nothing for you, but he motivated me, and I hope a lot of other people.

>>37879961
>his role model is a guy dead at 22

yeah I'll pick something else thank you

>>37879980
Alright, I'm obviously unable to convince you of why I think Zyzz and other bodybuilders is/are inspiring to me. I will just have to understand we have differences of opinion and move on. Thank you for illuminating me.

>>37879396
gold

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>>37879549
Is this b8?

>>37877406
Youre a fucking idiot

>>37879416
Is there any more

>>37879416
Fuck I remember this.

Good times.

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Anyone got some no fat just bulking pictures? I find them hilarious desu.

>>37878121
She can't get pregnant cause of the extra chromosome so nut away papito

>>37877530
Eyy, I was in that thread

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>>37877530
Delet this

>>37878840
This one always gets me

>>37879899

fuck yeah bro. 100% feel that, still lifting to this day

>>37882388
The pisslord is strong

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>>37877844
>Zero stretch marks
There's some photoshop magic in this.

You still gotta give her cred for not being a fat downie though.

>>37878826
>cant strict press his own gf, even though ROM is reduced by like half
0/10
I can strict press my boyfriends weight for reps.

The fact this guy had to jerk is frankly disappointing

>>37882923
Do you think he's getting weekend pootang and succ by Stacy for putting up with a downie

>>37883145
Nope, Stacy is trying to push the downie into getting a better guy.

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>>37878863

Oh shit that's my gym in Florida. Haven't seen that guy there in forever, though.

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>>37879308
>>37879598

>>37879308
>#MUTANT

erry time

>>37879422
>But that man would kick you to the curb in DDR

at which point i would still be laughing

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>>37879308
kek'd hard.

>>37878121
Cool your dick amigo, even Down's chicks have standards.

>>37879021
>Dragon flags
>Not Targaryen

>>37879312
KEK

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Why you never take your girl to the gym.

If I wanted humor I'd ask your 1 rm max

>>37881465
I've never understood why Gooby was called the puzzlemaster. I wasn't on /fit/ until I heard about his doxing. Would he actually post shit like that?

>>37878121
Retard is not transmitable to anything except children.

>>37882388
This is why literal retards shouldn't have fanbases.

>>37879921

>lift my hearth, zyzz

>>37879416
fucking hell this is so good

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>>37879696
One of my faves too

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Posting a classic, making a comeback, hands down the best meme in /fit/

>>37885654
get rekt rest of fit hahahahaha

>>37877530
Bretty good

>>37881590
Your an idiot.

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>>37879549

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>>37885599
>LMAO1JAP
gets me every time

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>>37886109
>Normal sized women wanting to lose 15kg
This entire comic is so on-point that it hurts.

>>37883724

Back when he came here he would do things like post a video to his real website and come here and mention he left subtle references for us to fine, they would be tame things like "DYEL" faintly hidden against a cloud in the sky and such

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>>37877482
>>37877519
While we're at it.

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>>37877570

>>37877406
I see so many people doing this bullshit. Didn't know it was crossfit, I legitimately thought they were mentally challenged.

https://youtu.be/Jp7-5gbtfOY?t=92

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>>37878932

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>>37882923
I stupidly thought for a moment that the first guy was being shot by a sniper.

>>37878939
>>37878939
Where's the roids?

>>37885654
Why did this make me lose

>>37886109
I love all the details here, the fatass neckbeard with the 'keto' shirt and constant 'LONDON' in the background

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>>37886770
It's also missing part of his routine
>Weekend: Sauna.

>>37884140
>>37884140
That's actually pretty fucking inspirational

>>37884159
I remember that. Cant believe its 7 years old.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oegeh394rDg

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>>37886840
DELETE THIS

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>>37887234
>even Janoy gets laid

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>>37887595
4 SCOOPS CMON SON

>>37887595
>>37887595
4 SCOOPS CMON SON

>>37883473
I'm fucking dying holy shit. I can't stop laughing in the middle of a lecture

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>>37887234
thought he was gonna ask if she had a dick lmao

>>37878889

Dumb whores

>>37881813
>benches well under lmao1pl8
>is using grip variations
For what purpose?
To what end?

>>37882923
I lost 80lb of fat, and have no visible stretch marks.

Just did it over the course of 2 looong fucking years, and lots of moisturizing.

Stretch marks faded almost as soon as they appeared

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>>37881813
lmao

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>>37888047
>no girl like me anyway its ok

>>37888122
lmao

Does this count?
>>37887995

>>37879416
I'd watch the shit out of this.

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>>37877457

Don't know why but I love this

>>37877482
wow those deadlifts sure developed his chest, traps, and arms

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>>37877502

>Mfw the average /fit/ dyel thinks SS is actually taxing on you

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>>37888360
#NOTIPS

>>37888303
whos the guy with the cookies?

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>>37888375
Jeff Seid, one of the only natties competing in the Olympia

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>>37877406

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fit humor?

>>37881813
>not using suicide grip on all lifts
lmao dyel

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>>37882923

>>37884627
We got a lot of christianbros in my gym that like to pray between sets. I'm going to memorize this shit and "pray" this between my sets near them.

>>37888360
#NOTIPS

>>37887773
He was doing skull crushers like a fucking retard

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>>37888360
#NOTIPS

>>37888360
#NOTIPS

>>37885599
>LMAO1JAP

fucking lost it lmao

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>>37884221

>>37883696
>girl
also that takes some skill

>>37877429
Nice shill fuck head

>>37879980
We all die faggot, but not all of us live.

This is entire thread is a fail. American brand of humour is fucking garbage.

>>37888824
Yea. I crush coffee for brekafts. Burgers for lunch. And miller for supper. Some people eat salad. Some people look better in tight clothes than they do nude anyway so fuck you

>>37888322
>Yellow urine

never gonna make it

>>37879346
One of the best.

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>>37879663
>not going on /r9k/ for toppest keks
Missing out bro

>>37888289
jeff pls go

>>37882021
kek

>>37888360
#NOTIPS

>>37882923
Chroma-zoned again.

>>37888360
#NOTIPS

>>37877406
Somone plz post the paranormal story, the one where the /fit/ bro starts wiping his ass with a satanic bible and punches a demon in the face

>>37888443
Okay I give up, where's Waldo?

>>37879021

>>37887729
>>37887769
what's his actual facebook tho?

>>37888360
#NOTIPS

>>37882923
>going for a potato
Must be an irishman

>>37887595
4 SCOOPS CMON SON

>>37887595
4 SCOOPS CMON SON

>>37887595
4 scoops? C'MON SON

>>37883724
his last puzzle remains unsolved, not even /g/ could get it
hes an aerospace engineer btw

>>37887714
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>37888289
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>37887595
>>>
4 SCOOPS CMON SON

>>37877519
>feuled

>>37888824
>but not all of us live

well obviously not zyzz

>>37886463
hey I was in that thread lol

>>37888360
#NOTIPS

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>>37879308
completely pissed myself

>>37881813
>using suicide grip to literally commit suicide
Everywhere you look there is beauty to be found.

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>>37886770
>it was flu shot

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>>37879558
>trippfagging
>summerfagging

>>37887595
4 SCOOPS CMON SON

>>37884159
how much do you headlift brah?

>>37887595
4 SCOOPS C'MOB SON

>>37886677
lost to this

i've wanted to do this to fat necks for some time. the fact that it enraged him is somehow a huge additional bonus

>>37884140
>mfw I seen this comic many times, yet today I spotted the spaghetti falling of his pocket when zyzz hug

>>37888360
#NOTIPS

>>37888360
#NOTIPS

>>37887595
4 SCOOPS CMON SON

>>37885654
>American """"""""""""""humour"""""""""""""

>>37888322
Probably dry cum rather than pee.

>>37888360
#notips

>>37888360
#NOTIPS

>>37888005
benis

>>37888400
He could give helicopter rides with that hover hand

>>37878121
Downers can still get pregnant, but it's much harder for them.

>>37888454
He forgot the rule of 3. Multiply by 3 for girls, divide by 3 for guys. So she actually slept with 42 guys and he's actually slept with 3 girls TOPS

>>37887595
4 SCOOPS CMON SON

>>37883429
underrated Post

>>37888360
#NOTIPS

>>37887595
4 SCOOPS CMON SON

>>37888360
#NOTIPS

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>>37882388

Someone please add Blaha to this. He is been absolutely humiliated.

>>37883724
Some men just want to watch the world burn

>>37888543
That sounds autistic, make sure to wear a fedora while you do it

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>>37887595
4 SCOOPS CMON SON

>>37888360
#NOTIPS

>>37887595
4 SCOOPS CMON SON

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>>37877472
babies have fucking GOAT squat form
> mfw watching my niece squat down to pick something up

> PERFECT FORM AND SHE'S ONLY A YEAR OLD

>>37888139
Where's trappy chan?

>>37883239
trap-addict chocolate-golem get ye gone

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>>37895454

>>37888360
#notips

>>37878939
Newfag here. is this bait? Sorry for stupid question

>>37887595
4 SCOOPS CMON SON

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>>37887595

>>37887595
4 SCOOPS CMON SON

>>37887595#
4 SCOOPS CMON SON

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>>37888360
#NOTIPS

>>37888360
#NOTIPS

>>37896961
I never got the gyno meme

Looks way bulkier than 'flat' chests

>>37877844
Is she down to fuck?

>>37879021
i posted itt('/fit/ im not'). there was some nigger who kept replying 'dips, no chips' or some variation to many posters until it died. was laff

>>37877570
lonely and aggressive are the same

>>37878939
>Does no cardio
>Still becomes a skeleton anyways
Rip Zyzz

>>37897578
Because he's aggressively lonely

>>37888289
> implying Omar is not top tier.

Please die in an Himalayan sauna.

>>37883706
>rm max

>>37888289
WHO THE FUCK IS THE GUY IN THE TOP ROW, FOURTH FROM THE LEFT?

I've been trying to figure his name out for months and have had no sucess

>>37901006
Sadik Hadzovic

/r/ing that greentext where anon says the receptionist is miring, and so he puts out his arms like a cartoon character and bumps into the door in a comical manner to signify him being too big to fit through

quote:
>she looked at me like i had pissed on her children on christmas day