Would you eat your own cum if it had 20g protein in it per

If it had 20g per ejaculation I would look like the girls from the milky cat videos

I eat my own cum now lad

I already know my cum tastes bad, but 20g protons, man

>>38855170
drink more pineapple juice my man

>>38855175
>drinking the gay sugar jew

if I can chug down Mutant's BCAAs than Ican drink anything

>>38855137
>not having gay Bukkake sessions
why do you think gays are so jacked?

>>38855187
then stop being a little bitch and eat your cum

>>38855207
the last time I tried suck my own dick I dislocated my jaw

can't forget that

>>38855222
I wish I could suck my own dick

>tfw woke up tonight horny as fuck, fantasized about sucking cock and proceeded to lube up my asshole and fuck myself with a vibrator and beating off until cuming all over myself

this happens like once a month

I think lifting is turning me bisexual

>>38855238
I just tried

>tfw dick is too short

also dislocating your jaw, running to the bathroom, hoping that your roomate isnt home yet
just to push your cum out of your mouth using your tounge so you can try to relocate your jaw isnt fun

>>38855287
lifting will increase your sex drive and if you can't find a girl to release yourself you turn to the next best thing

>>38855287
nah bro, all straight dudes do that stuff like once or twice a month. Gay guys do that on the daily

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>>38855301

>all straight dudes do that stuff like once or twice a month

>this is what faggots actually believe

>>38855315
dude it's not gay to wanna fuck/ get fucked by a dude every once in a while, actually doing it is what's homo

>>38855287
>not pounding some boipussy x F
>making it

>>38855330
>>38855299
I have a girlfriend but she's out of town at the moment

Once I got this urge when she was here and she was pretty excited to finger my ass while sucking my dick

>>38855137
That would mean I was losing 20 protons every time my gf made me nut. I would just stop having sex at that point

>>38855342
thats nice form your gf to help ypu prevent prostata cancer

>>38855348
gf=gains goblin
bf=gains gainer

>>38855315
>insecurity levels peaking

its not gay man, no other dude involved. Nothing wrong with having something up your ass and a dick in your hand. Especially if it's your own dick

I fantasize about being fucked right in the ass but I would never kiss or hold hands with the dude, very homo in my opinion

>>38855379
exactly, its just a fantasy to get you off

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Does anyone else wish they were in a platonic relationship with a guy? Like you'd live together, share the the same room and bed and go to the gym together and all that and are basically in a relationship, but instead of being homo and fucking each other you fuck chicks together (who you kick out afterwards). Is this gay?

>>38855423
no. what you're thinking of is very close friendship

Other than sharing a bed everything you describe is just bros

>>38855423
this is pretty much my dream life
if my best friend and his GF cant work it out, this id our plan B

>>38855423
I would like to have that too
but with a Trap and no random chicks
just us

fucking homos!
why don't you just drink some protein shakes

>>38855222
Jesus bruh. You must have really wanted to suck your dick.

>>38855518
there was no girl around, so...

but couldn't reach it, was just able to lick my foreskin

>>38855155
Came to post this

>>38855137
is this the secret to how some girls get so thicc?

>>38855719
>tfw no thicc wife who loves eating cum

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>>38855860
>>38855719

being able to suck my own dick is probably the only reason why I'd want a bigger dick

and because it cooler when someone is sucking you off

>>38855860
>tfw i had a thicc gf that loved to eat my cum

i broke up with her..
what have i done

Nigga i would eat my cum even if it had the nutritional profile of a twix

>>38855137
who wouldnt?

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>not mixing your cum with fresh homemade coconut for dat dere maximum gains

not gonna make it brudah

>>38855137
faggot

>>38856859
just because you are a protein hating vegan, doesn't mean OP is a faggot like you

>>38855207
>/fit/

>>38855207
still better than egg whites only

>>38855301
That shame afterwords though.

>>38857101
but you feel shame too when you come too soon or when she doesnt come at all, so whats the fuzz

>>38855287
I think you're fucken onto something, never put things in my ass until I started lifting, now I occasionally beat it to gay porn. could never actually fuck a dude and still love my gf but god damn butt stuff is just too fun

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>tfw unironically got my butt fucked for the first time ever yesterday

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>>38857138
You could do butt stuff aaand still fuck your gf

>>38857199
Hey, whatever lifts your barbell

>>38857138
I think like 90 % of it is the feeling of having pumped up glutes and newly shaved balls, cock and asshole and for me those are totally related to lifting

>>38856443
You fool.

There is literally nothing hotter than a chick greedily gobbling down your cum

>tfw a grill once wanted to kiss and cumswap with me after :/

>>38856925
Fuck that, you nailed it!
OP is still a fag!

>>38857545
>There is literally nothing hotter than a chick greedily gobbling down your cum
I don't care about this at all. my last gf would do it if I wanted, but I didn't see the appeal.

>>38855423
Pls be in tilburg

>>38857199

Didn't hurt? Felt like I was getting punched in the gut no matter how slow or how much lube. Genuinely mystified some guys do that all the time and love it

>>38857545
And they get it on their hands and they start greedily licking their fingers and the backs of their hands. Then they look at you like they are a happy with themselves for making you cum.

I just masturbated and now I feel bad again

>tfw no gf, no trap gf, no cuteboy

>/fit/ - Fitness

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>>38857670
It was awesome actually

>black dude, late 20s, 6'ish, stepping out on his gf. Good deal chubbier than the pic he sent me :/
>HUGE cock, much bigger than mine
He must have taken viagra or something first bc that thing was rock hard the entire time
>got on my knees and sucked him for a while, tried to deepthroat
>bends me over and starts rimming me
>literally tongue fucking and gobbling me, feels incredible
>fingers me for a minute, feels good but at this point I am literally begging to get fucked
>tries to fuck me doggy, can't push it in
>flips me over and lifts my legs, awkwardly pushes around for a bit before getting the tip in
This was the worst part. The initial penetration was pretty painful, I really thought I was gonna have to call it off.
>finally he works himself deeper inside
>slowly thrusting, hitting the spot, feeling pretty good
>lifts my legs up so my feet are on his shoulders
Everything changed when we got in this position, he was fully inside me, I was opened up, and he started giving it to me good. Deep dicking, hard dicking, it was crazy. He seemed to really be enjoying himself. I am basically retarded at this point, just lying back taking it and making animal noises
>fucks me missionary for a while
>fucks me on my side
>fucks me prone, hard
This got me good, I was saying all kinds of crazy shit to him about how my ass belonged to him, he was turning me out, etc
>he gets tired, so I hop on him and start riding
>kinda awkward at first, just tried to do it like Riley Reid
>I shoot my load on his chest
>he busts in the condom
>afterward we kick it with some beers, shoot the shit and watch pic related get BTFO'd

10/10 2bh, would probably do it all the time if I weren't totally straight

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>>38855137
>only 20g per ejaculation

But that would mean I'd have to jerk it 5-6 times a day which would burn up all your gains

>>38855423
Yeah, except I'd still fuck him sometimes

>>38858084
>black dude

Stopped reading there you cuck

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>>38858084
>mfw an actual homosexual enters the Micronesian entomology forum

>>38855137
No.
I think I might be allergic to my cum. Whenever I try to eat it my throat and tonsils get really sore

>>38855315
Dude, you're just insecure about your sexuality. If you weren't, you'd know that as long as you're secure in your sexuality there's nothing wrong with getting fucked by another dude no homo.

>>38858084
sounds pretty comfy my man

>>38855137
I do it anyway lmao at missing out on free protein, zinc and test

>>38858084
n-no homo

>>38855137

No. That's like less than what's in one scoop of whey. Why would you even ask this? Even as a joke this is impractical and, to be honest, not really all that funny.

>>38858297
>would probably do it all the time if I weren't totally straight

he said he's not gay can't you read

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>>38855301
>gays do that on the daily
>tfw I've been anally masturbating every other day
Phew dodged a bullet there right boys?

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>>38857545
>grill wanted to kiss and cumswap after
tell me you didn't waste those gains, bro...

>>38855673
I came too.

>>38855155
/thread

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>>38858084

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>>38855315
kek guys being paranoid about stuff turning them gay is crazy but so real

In middle school one of our friends CONVINCED us that it was gay to jack off by moving your hand. That the right way to masturbate was to hold your hand still and fuck it with your hips. He said doing it by moving your hand would make you gay because it was teaching you to give HJs.

This seriously fucked with me, I forced myself to masturbate the "right" way by humping my hand and felt immense guilt and worry if I ever "jacked" it. This lasted for several years until I realized I would always be a grillfag, and that my friend was an idiot.

>tfw now happily jack it with an aneros up my b-hole

I already eat plain greek yogurt can't be worst.

>>38855137
>mfw gf swallows my cum
>girls confirmed for gains goblins

>>38860877
When I first started(11) i honestly thought its gay to fap but i couldnt control myself so I kept doing it. Whenever someone asked I would say "ewww no thats gross" At around ~13 i started to realize that everyone does it and felt less gay and guilty about it. But yeah in the beginning i thought fapping is gay because you're giving yourself a handjob.

>>38855137
I wouldn't be masturbating of I knew I was blowing away 20gs of protons

>>38855423
L O N D O N
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>>38860463
I feel ya. Watching Wentz is truly erotic.

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>>38860967
>gf starts getting more swole than you
>starts fucking you instead

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>>38861145
>getting pegged

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>>38858084
>breddy fuggin degenerate t.b.h.

>>38858084
>black dude
>finally he works himself deeper inside
>feeling pretty good
>fucks me
>fucks me
>fucks me
>I hope on him and start riding
>I shoot my load on my chest
>he busts
>if I weren't totally straight

>>38855144
jesus

>>38855329
it's pretty fuckin gay

>>38855379
this is gay

>>38857644
Ik ben in tilburg

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>>38861836
what are you suggesting?

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>>38862418
>I really, really like women

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>>38860877
>aneros
my fuckin dude

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>>38862438
You missed a "really", kek

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>>38858084
>totally straight

>>38855137
No.
The cycle of eating your own cum and jacking off is not ideal
Meaning: between every time you fap and eat your own cum, you lose some protons
Now, better would be to eat your gymbros cum, that way you don't lose any protons yourself. However, your gymbro will be losing protons. He knows this and will call you a gainsgoblin and rightfully so.

>>38855423
Yes. Except we'd have sex with each other too.

>>38858084
thats gay af bro..