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>>39550247

You thought 3 months of training was going to transform you into something else. Are you progressing on your lifts? All that matters right now.

>>39550247
Pateince, you'll never be as big as you want to be anyways, i'm four years in and when I started I said I'd be satisfied with 1/2/3/4. Relax, lift, enjoy your noob gains and as the years, Y E A R S pass you'll find yourself gettting significantly bigger and stronger.

Add accessories if you wants aesthetics, but only do them when you're done with your main lifts

>>39538668
Murrican Aldi?

German Aldi and Hofer, the Austrian branch are top notch unless you live in a kebab infested area

>>39538668
I like aldi, cheap as fuck. But I wouldn't buy meat or eggs there. Probably been on some other shelf for months.

Learn spanish and they will treat you like a king. Walmart is worse.

>>39538685
UK. Surprisingly you don't see a lot of kebabs in there, it's mostly European immigrants.

I once watched some foreigner try to haggle with the cashier after he had already scanned and bagged all of his stuff.

>>39552051
The latter. The skin tightens a little, but if you want to get rid of it completely I think surgery is in order.


Don't take my word for granted I started off as Auschwitz

It doesnt stretch back then there is still fat sticking to it
Lose more weight

>>39552051
losing 50 pounds is well within the limit of your skin getting tight again. You'll be alright assuming you're done losing weight.

>>39551198
b-but muh 120kg squat makes me alpha

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>>39551198

>*reach down*
>*aim*
>*shoot*

That's all it takes for me to end your life. Do you think I care about faggy martial arts when I have my .44 on me kid? Think before you make a stupid retarded thread like this.

You stupid fucking european idiot, if you ever come to the States and i'll fucking shoot you kid if you ever tried it on me dude. Just fucking stop.

>>39551227
Yes, as I charge you from 30 feet away you'll gun me down

sunny side down

>>39551158
the egg white makes me gag, the yolk is delicious however

>>39551179
try scrambling them

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Proud of you anon. Must be nice being able to bench ;_;
>finally reach 3 x 5, 225
>oh fuck, why does my AC joint / shoulder hurt
>better rest it
>month and a week later, I'm only at 95% and still not benching due to it

>>39551149
:)

>>39551149
holy shit lel my absolute max is 215 and u can rep 225

i think about how much i hate a person while working out

immerse yourself in your pain. embrace it and use it as fuel. that is the only way

>>39551094
If you love it, you'll find a way.

If you don't, you'll find an excuse.

/end.

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Mam, we merely try to sculpt ourselves for the greater good. If you can't accept that then sod off from this website. Ploughin' creatine is NOT STEROIDS !!! FUCK YOU. This is a picture of me or rather my humongous arm. This is what your son can achieve , and guess what I've used no steroids and I look like a Greek God

>>39551079
You aren't just gains goblins you are level 8 gains vampires!!! Leave our/fit/ bro alone!
Tits or gtfo...

While since I've seen this copypasta....

When I say a while, I mean about 8 hours.

>>39551045
gets hot af in sweatpants. i don't bother but I do live in tropics.

>>39551045
Get joggers or an athletic brand sweatpant unless you want to look like free-ballin middle age dad going for a jog.

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>>39551045

I usually just wear my adidas or nike joggers. They look decent enough to wear out and public and only cost ~40-50 a pair.

pic is what joggers look like

3x8 fall through exploding walls

>>39550984
Master the shock

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>2016
>not wanting to be Big Van Vader

>>39550770
Shit, is that Matt Hoss? His parkour skills are incredible!

>i'll just wear my basketball shorts to the gym

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>>39550808
What's wrong about wearing basketball shorts?

Yes. That's why I absorb all the semen gainz through there.

nah man, protein is mostly absorbed through the stomach not intestines, you'd be shitting out all your gains

>>39550779
just eat shit

double gains

>>39550721
ge boss. don't know if more strength will ever help in a sport

>>39550822

Well obviously it would help but how much overlap is there really? I doubt just a standard powerlifter could easily walk onto a football field and play as a lineman or something like that

>>39550836
that's actually exactly where they would go.

if you're only weight training, you will only be good at things that involve pushing weight. if its a contact sport the more force you can put behind your contact the better. if its more a speed sport than obviously a bulky perma bulking powerlifter won't be much use

>>39550668

SS+GOMAD

Female bikini/figure workout/diet without the drugs.
Implants.

>>39550668

>1x2 testicle chops
>gallon of soy milk a day

>>39550511
you will die

>>39550516
Dont listen to this faggot. Train erry day, if your body feels like it needs to rest then do so.

>>39550511

Don't do it. You're likely not strong or advanced enough to take advantage of it.